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[csbtv]

Promo: The Ready Writer featuring Veronica N Chapman

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Ghosted Premieres on Thursday, January 18, 2024 at 8PM EST Watch it on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook For Details Go To csbtv.co

[theroseempress]

My friend, how do you do? I was not sure if you had already received this but its better to be safe than sorry.

I am afraid I will be talking for a while, might melt your brain in the process.

Solve these puzzles and you shall know who I am.

Listen to me carefully. And remember these two things

Some of the questions hold the answers in them

Some questions are more literal than you think, follow the words exactly as they say

For this is the first step. Two keys you must find to understand the next step. 

I have two words

They are from the same family

They share the last name with a triangle

They speak in another language

But they do not speak the same language

This is the first word

This word is good friends with a salad

Yet it was assassinated 

You have to jump the number of times it was stabbed

The next is a word is what describes a classical hero

Handsome and strong, both together are the word

Make sure you speak the language of love to tell exactly him that

And make sure to remove the first word of this line while you tell him

What word do you tell him?

Have you gotten it? Have you gotten the answer? Well then this will be easier then. To get past the door you must insert the keys in proper order. And I suggest you use this door to get to the right answer: https://cryptii.com/

Here is what you have unlock: 

Xoi ocl dluit borkkebs? X msgic drm. Zv kiqnm mac hco msgd.

Bmm tv vrmoy hlu.

Cfzbb nudt pbdlcr ydb fml hzm tlhv uiortv vzy qsc gsh awnm yktyeb msxri

Xyfg gd zcm fod zi elng woslauv opmis

Aiaj tjfm lbr lmdrnkd tur, mda uiortvw cfzbb zbs tjobv cbux ebxaji csb

Ikjieebi voey, ari kaizh qzxvgzfqs hhbnn tzbx qcoch nbt csub aii nrbh cvtxbo

Zbs tjfm ‘wxvzg yb gkv tjb’ clkd zcm mrmlbm myv nemis fh  ‘hr jzfsp voi xbf’ waru.

I nqvol mdc X hzrmg fsw G dxmfv. 

R wgiqv ru lemkrsh oij nbxggru, fxkvw vzn qfrb.

Cmfbn R wged fsw vvbmn azdk hzrt nq jywmy.

Yuc tjfm rw zfqm X lbko nr. 

X hzrmg, srg o zyzc cl G zvimb.

Dhvt qt X?

R oj tjb rmk cy xbuo aq oclo fbnwwbsvwd, uc alm,

Sntjrlg cr, ocl'ov fbux fslvoiz 'f,' lmlhzm.

Hrf'xr lwm rmk vaicng o cfzrst,

Bh uxfswabt, dr nrbp-mfrst whzk.

Hbg, sntj tb, bab'bf eb wgdtisdg, wkimv,

Wfwc cmbq nk cfzbb hzvkmn evhnzn, srg aubiplv.

Wtidm fml tidm, xu kvkj jfixnyz vxodrj xyb lvoiz jyzv zywuc yk kilm?

Mvogyxn yztr tmf efv ciq rsoq dywsch dncm myv oiuubo dk iimc.

Osqji qsc Ikvucs elvo mzb xnzhvxfsg nbt csub oc hiong wcib 

Fuogcizfmrai ey fuha nabrogoit uybik nu pbzrbd

Ocl qiaiywsdv soo uxmsabt csb zw nt csub cvcmn rmk dywsc

Wa iyx abzx cfm tfak qyz bfxh kedb xh oi mdnjvx ziizyrbp ydb xm o zyzc

Mskei qob gsh qqhn ga gmyn msgd aqgb, lbr ey feltr mdc msk htjbo zv qeznm tdvzob

Ovcrapbo gheim ftlbp mfu cl bht qcc ga cfm jbriot ca msk zyzc

well this is certainly an interesting thing to wake up to! hey @enne-uni didn't you get this as well?

[anonymousfoz]

My friend, how do you do? I am afraid I will be talking for a while, might melt your brain in the process.

Solve these puzzles and you shall know who I am.

Listen to me carefully. And remember these two things

Some of the questions hold the answers in them

Some questions are more literal than you think, follow the words exactly as they say

For this is the first step. Two keys you must find to understand the next step. 

I have two words

They are from the same family

They share the last name with a triangle

They speak in another language

But they do not speak the same language

This is the first word

This word is good friends with a salad

Yet it was assassinated 

You have to jump the number of times it was stabbed

The next is a word is what describes a classical hero

Handsome and strong, both together are the word

Make sure you speak the language of love to tell exactly him that

And make sure to remove the first word of this line while you tell him

What word do you tell him?

Have you gotten it? Have you gotten the answer? Well then this will be easier then. To get past the door you must insert the keys in proper order. And I suggest you use this door to get to the right answer: https://cryptii.com/

Here is what you have unlock: 

Xoi ocl dluit borkkebs? X msgic drm. Zv kiqnm mac hco msgd.

Bmm tv vrmoy hlu.

Cfzbb nudt pbdlcr ydb fml hzm tlhv uiortv vzy qsc gsh awnm yktyeb msxri

Xyfg gd zcm fod zi elng woslauv opmis

Aiaj tjfm lbr lmdrnkd tur, mda uiortvw cfzbb zbs tjobv cbux ebxaji csb

Ikjieebi voey, ari kaizh qzxvgzfqs hhbnn tzbx qcoch nbt csub aii nrbh cvtxbo

Zbs tjfm ‘wxvzg yb gkv tjb’ clkd zcm mrmlbm myv nemis fh  ‘hr jzfsp voi xbf’ waru.

I nqvol mdc X hzrmg fsw G dxmfv. 

R wgiqv ru lemkrsh oij nbxggru, fxkvw vzn qfrb.

Cmfbn R wged fsw vvbmn azdk hzrt nq jywmy.

Yuc tjfm rw zfqm X lbko nr. 

X hzrmg, srg o zyzc cl G zvimb.

Dhvt qt X?

R oj tjb rmk cy xbuo aq oclo fbnwwbsvwd, uc alm,

Sntjrlg cr, ocl'ov fbux fslvoiz 'f,' lmlhzm.

Hrf'xr lwm rmk vaicng o cfzrst,

Bh uxfswabt, dr nrbp-mfrst whzk.

Hbg, sntj tb, bab'bf eb wgdtisdg, wkimv,

Wfwc cmbq nk cfzbb hzvkmn evhnzn, srg aubiplv.

Wtidm fml tidm, xu kvkj jfixnyz vxodrj xyb lvoiz jyzv zywuc yk kilm?

Mvogyxn yztr tmf efv ciq rsoq dywsch dncm myv oiuubo dk iimc.

Osqji qsc Ikvucs elvo mzb xnzhvxfsg nbt csub oc hiong wcib 

Fuogcizfmrai ey fuha nabrogoit uybik nu pbzrbd

Ocl qiaiywsdv soo uxmsabt csb zw nt csub cvcmn rmk dywsc

Wa iyx abzx cfm tfak qyz bfxh kedb xh oi mdnjvx ziizyrbp ydb xm o zyzc

Mskei qob gsh qqhn ga gmyn msgd aqgb, lbr ey feltr mdc msk htjbo zv qeznm tdvzob

Ovcrapbo gheim ftlbp mfu cl bht qcc ga cfm jbriot ca msk zyzc

Respectfully, no.

[fire-but-ashes-too]

My friend, how do you do? I am afraid I will be talking for a while, might melt your brain in the process.

Solve these puzzles and you shall know who I am.

Listen to me carefully. And remember these two things

Some of the questions hold the answers in them

Some questions are more literal than you think, follow the words exactly as they say

For this is the first step. Two keys you must find to understand the next step. 

I have two words

They are from the same family

They share the last name with a triangle

They speak in another language

But they do not speak the same language

This is the first word

This word is good friends with a salad

Yet it was assassinated 

You have to jump the number of times it was stabbed

The next is a word is what describes a classical hero

Handsome and strong, both together are the word

Make sure you speak the language of love to tell exactly him that

And make sure to remove the first word of this line while you tell him

What word do you tell him?

Have you gotten it? Have you gotten the answer? Well then this will be easier then. To get past the door you must insert the keys in proper order. And I suggest you use this door to get to the right answer: https://cryptii.com/

Here is what you have unlock: 

Xoi ocl dluit borkkebs? X msgic drm. Zv kiqnm mac hco msgd.

Bmm tv vrmoy hlu.

Cfzbb nudt pbdlcr ydb fml hzm tlhv uiortv vzy qsc gsh awnm yktyeb msxri

Xyfg gd zcm fod zi elng woslauv opmis

Aiaj tjfm lbr lmdrnkd tur, mda uiortvw cfzbb zbs tjobv cbux ebxaji csb

Ikjieebi voey, ari kaizh qzxvgzfqs hhbnn tzbx qcoch nbt csub aii nrbh cvtxbo

Zbs tjfm ‘wxvzg yb gkv tjb’ clkd zcm mrmlbm myv nemis fh  ‘hr jzfsp voi xbf’ waru.

I nqvol mdc X hzrmg fsw G dxmfv. 

R wgiqv ru lemkrsh oij nbxggru, fxkvw vzn qfrb.

Cmfbn R wged fsw vvbmn azdk hzrt nq jywmy.

Yuc tjfm rw zfqm X lbko nr. 

X hzrmg, srg o zyzc cl G zvimb.

Dhvt qt X?

R oj tjb rmk cy xbuo aq oclo fbnwwbsvwd, uc alm,

Sntjrlg cr, ocl'ov fbux fslvoiz 'f,' lmlhzm.

Hrf'xr lwm rmk vaicng o cfzrst,

Bh uxfswabt, dr nrbp-mfrst whzk.

Hbg, sntj tb, bab'bf eb wgdtisdg, wkimv,

Wfwc cmbq nk cfzbb hzvkmn evhnzn, srg aubiplv.

Wtidm fml tidm, xu kvkj jfixnyz vxodrj xyb lvoiz jyzv zywuc yk kilm?

Mvogyxn yztr tmf efv ciq rsoq dywsch dncm myv oiuubo dk iimc.

Osqji qsc Ikvucs elvo mzb xnzhvxfsg nbt csub oc hiong wcib 

Fuogcizfmrai ey fuha nabrogoit uybik nu pbzrbd

Ocl qiaiywsdv soo uxmsabt csb zw nt csub cvcmn rmk dywsc

Wa iyx abzx cfm tfak qyz bfxh kedb xh oi mdnjvx ziizyrbp ydb xm o zyzc

Mskei qob gsh qqhn ga gmyn msgd aqgb, lbr ey feltr mdc msk htjbo zv qeznm tdvzob

Ovcrapbo gheim ftlbp mfu cl bht qcc ga cfm jbriot ca msk zyzc

oh my god. yes this is gonna take a while but AAAAH! looks fun 🤭🤭

ok so first word i have like no idea except maybe smt in geometry?? idk we'll get back in it later

second thing is obv ceasar but i don't get the jumping line

idk it's too late for my mind to make any sense but i WILL solve this. i WILL.

[steelyankee]

OK, I'll Call the Game

Nobody's pivot. So be prepared to pivot as necessary. #Project365

Own it. Let’s get this out of the way: it was my mistake. I own it. You know me and my schedule. I’m on top of this stuff. It’s part of what I do. I’m diligent about putting everything on my spreadsheet and calendar. So I knew, for instance, that I had to teach at CSB this morning. A new class awaited. Most of the time we do radio before TV but it was flip-flopped today so it was a bit different…

[wolint]

ENDURANCE RACE

Hebrews 12:1-2 CSB Therefore, since we also have such a large cloud of witnesses surrounding us, let us lay aside every hindrance and the sin that so easily ensnares us. Let us run with endurance the race that lies before us, [2] keeping our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of our faith. For the joy that lay before him, he endured the cross, despising the shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.

A long-distance race is not won by skill and talent but by disciplinary practices and training, this is what long distant runners do to get fit and ready for a race. The spiritual race is likewise but with more fervency and intentionality. Preparing for and running a marathon is a lot like the challenges of the Christian life, you learn to run with endurance at every level. Paul compares the Christian life with a race in 1 Corinthians 9:24-27 that requires extensive and total commitment from us, a race that demands complete discipline and sacrifices. While athletes challenge themselves by carrying weights to test their endurance and push their limits, the opposite is true of the Christian race, it is important we figure out and learn how to avoid carrying any extra baggage that could weigh us down. We need to lay aside anything and everything, i.e., relationships, attitude, materialism and many more that may become a snare to our faith, as described in Matthew 13:22, 6:33. A major difference between a marathon and a spiritual race is that only one individual athlete wins the race while in the Christian race everyone wins through collective and cooperative effort. We cannot afford to miss or mess up this race especially when we think of the pioneers who have gone ahead of us, standing in the bleachers cheering us on, encouraging us. There is a great cloud of numberless people who though weren't perfect in their lifetime, were counted faithful because they endured to the end, showing us solidarity. Some of the witnesses had such messed up dramatic lives that it could have aired on prime time tv. You may think, you’re nothing to God and therefore your race might be awkward, long and lonely. Before you jump to false conclusions that you're messed up, with a no-good past and not deserving of God's blessings and plans, think again after you've gone through the stories of the pioneers of faith. These crowds of witnesses and their dramas will leave you cringing in embarrassment, slink down in shame and distaste and cower in fear. But God called them "faithful" for finishing well, strong and enduring faithfully to the end because they remained faithful even when they didn't know what the outcome would be. They endured the race. Will you? The blueprint of God's new earth and mankind, Noah was a drunkard in Genesis 8. Abraham lied in Genesis 20. The friend of God in whom the son of promise came and the patriarch of Israel. Jacob the deceiver in Genesis 25:29-34. The man through whom God's seat of government and salvation was secured. The courageous and fearless ruler, Moses who spoke face to face with God in Exodus 2:12, was a murderer. We see Rahab the harlot in Joshua 2, who became the ancestor of Jesus. Sarah- doubter. Genesis 18:12-15. The matriarch of Israel and medical defying mother. Samson the womanizer in Judges 13-16. The bible's very own superman and gym pro rolled together. The man after God's heart and a contrite spirit, David, was an adulterer and murderer in 2 Samuel 11. Paul the terrorist in Acts 8:1-4, became the greatest apostle and author of over half of the new testament. Ordinarily, these people won't meet human standards; but God's measure is far above man's standard. So, no matter the pain, discomfort, disappointment and failures, do not give up, do not quit, God wants you to continue. keep the course, keep running, you need to endure the dramas of life to get to where God is taking you. Hebrews 11 and 12 encourage us to keep the faith. And you can do it because you're not alone, you have a crowd who knows how hard it can be but are cheering you on, the host of heaven on your side and the Messiah, the umpire of the race rooting for you alongside the Strengthener and helper who will lead you on the right paths to glory. Run your race with endurance and finish strong for your rewards await you in Christ. Shalom Women of light international prayer ministries.

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Plant Life Moments S1E7

[bookstoreadbtr]

The Ready Writer S01E01

Poet Linwood Jackson

[ninadaily]

#proudsister

[sirthisisa-wendys]

The Enforcers (Part 8.5): Geto Suguru x Fem!Reader

wc: 1.4k

tw: NSFW

masterlist

The sounds, the smells, the items in the market are enough to drive you crazy with excitement. Suguru watches you brighten at the sound of live musical instruments like pianos, guitars, and handheld drums echo around the open-air space, and you dart around the stalls, looking at the fruits with fascination - papaya? - and even purchasing a mango. Finally, you settle on a bunch of wild orchids, the newspaper they're wrapped in crinkling as you walk beside Suguru, who has funded your entire excursion.

"Can we go back for the cinnamon sugar pecans?" you wonder giddily, almost forgetting everything that came before your little exploration.

"Sure," Suguru offers, smiling brightly at you. His mission has fully succeeded, and for a moment, he sees you as he dreamt you many moons ago: by his side, beaming, enjoying the things he could offer you. "We'll come back in a few days."

And when you settle back in his room, you place the flowers in a mason jar barely big enough to keep the flowers from falling over. When you turn around, you see Suguru stripping out of his shirt, and for a moment, you watch the ripple of his muscles as he undoes his hair from its bun, letting it fall loose around his shoulders.

"I smell like meat," Suguru mumbles, turning around and catching your gaze. When he sees you staring, his lips part slowly.

The second between you two coming together passes so fast - it's as if it never happened. One minute you were standing at the edge of the counter in the kitchen, minding your own business (sort of), and the next... you're in his arms with your lips planted firmly against his.

"Is it okay to touch you like this?" he wonders between kisses, but you only moan in response, tangling your fingers in his loose hair. When Suguru pulls away though, cradling your face in his hands, you close your eyes, exhaling deeply. "Is it okay to touch you like this right now, y/n?"

"Just... forget about everything before this," you plead, but Suguru shakes his head.

"I can't. I really can't," he breathes, stroking your cheek with his thumb. "You're so precious to me, and I can't..." His black eyes search your face as he trails off, running his fingers across your bottom lip. "I can't lose you." You press your lips against the pad of his thumb and wrap your arms around his neck.

"No more lies," you whisper. "No more secrets." Suguru nods slowly, dipping his head as you raise up on your toes.

"No more."

The kiss is deep, sensual, and almost hedonistic as you tangle yourself in his embrace once more, adding, "Then, you won't ever lose me."

Your head swims as Suguru spreads you across his bed - naked and spread eagle, hands drifting around your hips, down your back, and past your ankles. They scrape against the fresh bandage on your wrist, taking care to be gentle with their grips and touches. His lips run from your forehead to your shins and then back up again, worshipping the shape of your body with a level of care you'd never think a former Leviathan and leader of an ostracized society would be capable of.

"I need you," Suguru murmurs in your ear, sending shivers down your spine and making your toes curl. He hasn't even touched you in a sexual way, and yet... every single cell in your body is on fire. Your nerves light up again when he finally does, dipping a finger into you before adding another. "Always so wet," he hisses, smearing your slick on your thigh as he pulls his fingers out.

"Please, Su," you beg, and Suguru sits up on his elbows, eyes firmly planted on your face. You can't speak as your chest heaves up and down, but the feeling of something gnawing at your insides makes you sit up with him, pulling him on top of you once your hands capture his perfect face. "Just make me yours."

"You're playing a dangerous game, y/n," the black-haired man warns, turning you over on your stomach. "But I'll do whatever you want me to do." Suguru slides a hand between your legs, finding your slit again and then pressing his cockhead right there, sliding into you without parting your legs at all. You arch off the bed a little, but Suguru grabs your chest, running his hand over to the opposite shoulder and resting his face on the other shoulder, sighing as he pumps into you with deliberate slowness. He only picks up the pace when you grip his hand, moaning loudly.

You have to admit, the bed never stood a chance.

The poor headboard smacks against the wall, but you can't hear it as Suguru fucks your hips into the mattress, hammering away at your cunt while you shake fiercely in his grip.

"Such a beautiful woman," he breathes into your ear. "So smart and kind... so pure." You grunt softly, beginning to feel overwhelmed by the sensations while your eyes roll into the back of your head.

"S-Su, I can't--"

"Don't worry, love," Suguru mutters, lips pressed against your temple. "I'm right here, y/n. I'm not letting you go."

"Oh god..." you moan, cunt contracting around Suguru's cock repeatedly. "Suguru, I'm--" He keeps pumping into you despite feeling your orgasm, grunting and panting. Your high is extended by his refusal to stop, and you really don't want him to. So you're in suspension for what feels like forever, fully drunk on your orgasm and Suguru's bruising strokes.

"Shit..." he moans, and you feel his cock twitch fiercely, warm cum shooting inside of you. When Suguru tilts your head back, you can barely see anything except his black eyes looking into yours, and the rest is blurry. A kiss is pressed to your cheek, and you relax in Suguru's arms, sighing.

When he pulls out, you curl up against his side, tracing the Leviathan tattoo on his side carefully.

"Ever considered just..." you begin, and Suguru places his arm under his head, looking up at the ceiling. You don't need to finish the sentence for him to know what you mean.

"A few times," he whispers back, and you look up at his face, which is grim. "Thought about it a lot more recently."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah." You both lapse into silence, and Suguru rubs his hand up and down your back. "Thought about just walking away and taking you with me. Start fresh somewhere new. Have kids, maybe..."

"Is that what you want?" you ask, raising onto your elbow. "Is that your new dream?" Suguru turns his head to look at you, but before he can answer, his computer pings thrice. He jolts up from the bed and walks over to his desk, where you watch him look at something, his face slowly turning pale. As you open your mouth to ask what's wrong, Suguru switches on the TV facing the bed, turning it to the only news channel.

"...live from the Civil Service Bureau headquarters, where a deluge of files has just recently come through about various projects aimed at recruitment and retaining of the forces here, as well as underground dealings of the Grand Council that could lead to federal charges for many of those involved." You jolt up, watching the scene in front of the CSB, thousands of protestors holding signs and chanting slogans for the release of the rest of the files.

"At this time, the CSB has declined to comment, but we expect to hear from either side by the end of the week. Thomas?"

"Thanks, Pierre. We turn next to the revelations made evident by Kenjaku, a source notorious for leaking classified documents to sway investigations of and recruitment to the Civil Service Bureau--"

Suguru growls, running his hands through his hair and pacing naked in front of the TV.

"We're in big trouble," you breathe, but Suguru shakes his head.

"No, they're in big trouble. But this wasn't part of the plan," the man moans, rubbing his face. "The CSB isn't going to let this fade into the dust."

"I'm surprised they let anything fade into dust," you huff. "So, what do we do?"

"We have to wait," Suguru groans. "The CSB has the upper hand right now. And whoever let those files get into the public's hands just dealt us a blow."

"What if the Grand Council did it?" you ask, leaning forward.

"Either way it happened, the lives at stake have just shot up to figures I can't control." His computer pings again, and this time you hop up, checking his email.

Seven words are in the email with no sender and no subject.

"What does it say?" Suguru asks, coming up behind you.

"It says... they're going to get rid of us."

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[rjhpandapaws]

Which of your various couples (whoever you feel like) is Super Snuggly Spoony when they actually start dating and stuff and who is like "ily but if you touch me I will break your arm I am BUSY SLEEPING"

//the plans

AHM: Gavin sleeps like a fucking brick, and he falls asleep just about anywhere. When he sleeps he is like a limp pile of pasta, he can be moved however and will not wake up. Which makes him prime for cuddling. This man will not wake up for anything. Which Richard takes full advantage of, and as long as Gavin falls asleep first there will be cuddles. Richard is a light sleeper, like, someone looks at him the wrong way and he wakes up. This understandably makes cuddling difficult. There is a catch though, if he falls asleep while something his happening (think tv playing, fingers running through his hair, that sort of thing) he will sleep through it, but wake up as soon as it stops.

CSB: Cuddles all around. Connor doesn’t usually sleep unless he is being held hostage so Hank is always the big spoon. Or he’ll sic Sumo on him if he has to commit to being a writer and can’t keep Connor in bed. They are both heavy sleepers so once one of them is down there is no escape.

STS: They try their best. Silas sleeps lightly because of nightmares if he sleeps at all. Allen sleeps lightly as well because of having an odd sleep schedule due to work and classes.  They try to cuddle but as soon as one of them moves its over.

Daniel60: In most of my instances of them they are traumatized androids that use interfacing to help them sleep. Its not quite spooning but they do have to be close and connected or neither one of them can go into stasis.

RK1K: Connor falls a sleep on Markus all the time. Markus loves it. It’s the only time he gets to see Connor completely relaxed. They are pretty cuddly a lot of the time awake or asleep.

Simarkus: Cuddling all the time. Markus sleeps lightly, but he loves holding Simon while he sleeps.

Hankvin: Gavin has pretty bad insomnia and Hank is a dead sleeping cuddle monster, there is a lot of cuddling, but it’s not usually consensual and Hank is heavy enough that Gavin cannot easily escape.

RK1700: They don’t cuddle much but they are almost always interfaced, even if it is something as small as having their pinkies interlaced.

@irrelevantbutfabulous

(From this list)

[csbtv]

Seeds of Pain: The Book of Matthew Ep1

[alterrune]

Segment II: Inviolate

Trapped in a house set thousands of years into the future, yet this house has been recreated improperly, and has become glitchy and unstable. The inhabitants in this house is hostile, and dangerous. The creatures are coming from the outside and the inside of the house, and they won’t stop coming until you survive for 6 hours straight, and make sure you stay sane, and always remember in who you are and where you came from, as the house will have a negative affect on your sanity.

Okay, guys, second part's ready. Remember, if anyone sees someone getting woozy, let me know and I'll smack them back to reality.

You got it.

Copy that.

We'll keep you posted.

Loud and clear.

(While the CSB use the weapons they got from Adam to combat the creatures from both inside and outside the house, I use things from inside due to the fact that I lack a weapon of my own. The things I use include a wooden coat rack, a plastic lawn chair, and even a pair of antennae from an old TV. After 6 hours [and many slaps to the back of the CSB's heads], we emerge victorious.)

We actually did it!

Yeah we did. Next part, here we come!

SEGMENT II - COMPLETE!

NOW DOWNLOADING SEGMENT III...

[hardts]

📖 + friends (tv show) au

if you take away ross and rachel dating, it goes something like this:claudia BURSTS INTO central perk DRENCHED IN RAIN, dressed in a wedding dress. she’s running away from the demands of her previous life including her father. she’s whiny and stuck up in ways that remind you of rachel geller. but the longer she’s away from her snobby and lavish life, she grows as a person and as a friend. @geminislegacy | LIZZIE’S THERE with her friends and is an old friend of claudia’s from school. she introduces them to each other and it seems like all the pieces fit together somehow. claudia mooches off of lizzie for a while as she struggles in life, lizzie still loves her anyway. when she’s not dealing with her ocd and image issues, she cooks and lives it up. eventually she falls in love with her best friend, WILL, and they get married and adopt kids all while being surrounded by friends and family.

@ofindcmitability | WILL IS THE FUNNY GUY of the group. without all that horrible shit to ham him up, he works a boring job and makes up for it in hysterics and fun times. he falls in love with lizzie and they get married and adopt a shit ton of kids.@sitacross | MAX IS THE... well, he’s the ross of the friend’s group. he’s an idiot but he’s super smart in the same sense. fumbling through life being a psychopath.

@deathlyharlows | HARLOW IS THE phoebe of the friend’s group. funny and kind of just out there, she’s loved even though the friends don’t often 100% understand her. in this au world, claudia and harlow end up gay together with a baby they probably spend 10 years fighting csb for with the friends vouching for them even though they don’t know why.

SPECIAL GUEST @enflamedxtouch | JOSIE IS THE joey of the group. in this universe, lizzie and josie get the bromance they deserve. josie also gets the girl @willdoitforher