#cubbs.rant

[bbybearcubbs]

Gosh he's so beautiful....I need to fluff his messy hair and squeeze his round cheeks and poke his cute nose and kiss his pretty lips ✨✨✨✨✨✨

[bbybearcubbs]

JUST TOOK MY HEART, RIPPED IT OUT MY CHEST AND STARTED PLAYING VOLLEYBALL WITH IT CAUSE WHY ON EARTH WOULD THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA💔💔💔

[bbybearcubbs]

Drugs are the only things that could probably calm me down. Sedatives won't work.

[bbybearcubbs]

Gosh he's so fucking pretty🥺 he's so so beautiful idk what to do wth myself

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I was rewatching Haikyuu for the first time since getting into Kpop and I just...

I could NOT stop seeing Chan in Daichi

They're even built like eachother😭 Like they're both average height but are still pretty tall🥲 They both have a broad, built frame, monster thighs, monster shoulders & biceps and even their face shape is kinda similar.

And this is all just physical comparisons. They act SO similar it's insane. 100% BEST DAD EVER vibes from both of them. Like I just-

I can't be the only person who sees this. Where are all my Kpop & Anime fans, I need y'all to confirm for me rn😭

[bbybearcubbs]

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There's so much energy emanating from this video it's actually insane. But there's just SOMETHING about this 3Racha performing HEYDAY that makes me feel conflicted between jumping up and down, dancing and shouting and getting down on my knees and begging them to f- *Chokes*

I mean their performance was AMAZING!!!!

But also...Chan in a vest that WASN'T EVEN LOOSE OR LONG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO WEAR made me salivate more than normal-

And do I even have to say anything about Han? Take me da- *Cough*

And freaking CHANGBIN😩😩😩No because his fit is SO SIMPLE yet it does SO MUCH!!! A black vest with black pants and a white throw over shirt but his MUSCLES were THRIVING ISTG😵‍💫

[bbybearcubbs]

I AM LITERALLY GOING TO DIE HE'S SO FLUFFY I LOVE HIS FLUFFY BROWN HAIR HE LOOKS SO GOOD WITH BROWN HAIR I'M IN LOVE MYUNG JAEHYUN JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE

[bbybearcubbs]

I'm binging DC Movies and just finished rewatching Justice League vs The Teen Titans and now I can't stop thinking about Beomgyu as Beast Boy because he so would be wouldn't he??

He's so just Beast Boy coded!! Andbaihdsksbsk

[bbybearcubbs]

Can you hear my screams?

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND WHILE CLEARING OUT MY BACKED UP VIDEOS!!! @rikislady @rikilove4 @nwjws @harufluff 😭😭😭 I'm scared to look through the rest of my stuff💔💔💔

[bbybearcubbs]

Hyunjin Hairstyle Tier list

I made a Tier list of Hyunjin's hairstyles because I'm bored <3

My unwanted opinions on these rankings are below the cut😙❤

S Tier

#1 - I freaking LOVE when he ties his hair like that😍 Its so Hwang Hyunjin. I'm also generally a sucker for when he does black hair so-

#2 - All of y'all that said Hyunjin looks bad with short hair should compete in a contest to see who can swallow the biggest cactus🤗 LOOK AT HIM. LOOK. AT. HIM. If you think he doesn't look absolutely gorgeous you're blind as fuck and that's coming from someone who can't read a sheet of paper that's more than a foot away from their face.

#3 - Mother. Need I say more?

#4 - I'm a sucker for long blonde haired Hyunjin and as I said before, when he ties his hair up like that? I'M GONE😵 (If Mother didn't exist it would've been in the #3 spot)

#5 - Can we have shiny brown mullet Hyunjin back?🙏🏼 Please JYP?😃 I'm asking nicely😁🔪 No because this was a one hit wonder- GIVE HIM BACK TO ME PLEASE!! I NEED HIM BACK😭😭😭

#6 - They need to stop letting him wear headbands. To Hyunjin it might be a simple "Tsk, hairband" but to me it's "Oh no, hairband"🤕 My health is put in jeopardy every time he wears one.

A Tier

#1 - Controversial opinion, Red Hair isn't Hyunjin's best hairstyle😶 He looks absolutely fantastic, in that picture and all other variants of styles he's worn the red hair in but personally, it just doesn't hit like some of the others do for me. Not S Tier but definitely at the top of A Tier because those concert pics and clips of him with the messy red hair? [The rest of this message has been redacted for the safety of this users image]

#2 - The plaites on one side and then letting the rest fall wavy and its blonde? Someone save me from the Skater boy!Hyunjin thoughts because they are not healthy thoughts to be having😔

#3 - Venom Skz are something else to discuss another time on a very different blog but for now, the wavy curls? Its blonde? Its long? I've begun to see a pattern here🤔

#4 - The long blonde with the red streak? This hairstyle was also a one hit wonder and we passed over it WAY TO FREAKING FAST. Look at him😍 I- Are we sure this guy didn't get isekai-ed into the wrong fucking universe?

#5 - Ah yes, Thunderous Hyunjin. The one that had my mouth on the floor when he appeared on screen with those hair clips. Time has pushed it this far down in A tier but it still holds a precious place in my heart💝 He looks like a historical Princess be so fucking for real

#6 - Once again, I say this with the most sincerity I can muster, all of you that said Hyunjin looks bad with short hair should really try cactus swallowing! You guys could make the record books! Because who looks at his short blue hair and goes "Mmm, he doesn't look good" like are we looking at the same person here? Get outta here with that total bullshit thank you very much😘

#7 - Honestly what an iconic way to end 2023 and start 2024. I really like Berry Flavored Hyunjin💜 Its just iconic lol I don't have much explanation for this one it just fit right here

#8 - Whenever he did the short jellyfish hairstyles I always cave😩 He does it in a fee different colors I think and he looks so damn boyfriend with that hairstyle😭 If we were ranking these of straight boyfriendism then it'd definitely be in S Tier

B Tier

A lot of these from now on are ranked solely on the fact they don't make me wanna [Redacted] liked those in S Tier make me wanna do or how [Redacted] those in A tier make me feel but rather on the fact they look great, they don't hit pack the same punch yk?

#1 - Look at him and his cute little pigtails😍 I was gonna put it in C tier which ironically houses a few of his goofy ass hairstyles BUT this one specifically activated my cuteness aggression❤❤❤

#2 - Short black hair Hyunjin is a gem but it doesn't hit as hard as all I've previously mentioned

#3 - Wavy platinum blonde?😩 Ugh truly a treat❤

#4 - Pink haired Hyunjin isn't necessarily behind platinum blonde, I'd say they're more equal grounds for me. Unique and gorgeous styles that I think sit comfortably in B Tier but that's just for me

#5 - I really liked this hairstyle and needed it on the list but I was having trouble figuring out where to out it😅 I think its in the right place, its a very cozy? hairstyle. I think cozy is the right word for it, yeah

#6 - Look at baby Hyunnie😭💔💔💔 He's so freaking cute stop it!💘 I love the waves over his forehead and I just love his wavy hair in general, that's why I included it

[Edit: It just now occurred to me as I'm writing this, despite saying I love his wavy hair I completely forgot to add 5-Star album Hyunjin with the black wavy hair, yk the one that performs S-class? Y'all know what I'm talking about. Anyway, that style would most definitely be in A Tier for me between #3 & #4]

C Tier

#1 & #2 - Hehehe he's so goofy I love him😭💕

D Tier

#1 - Hyunjin and his Geto cosplay😂 Personally, not among my favorite styles from him but it's definitely a look you had to be there to appreciate fully and boy am I glad I was here when he surprised us with it😭

#2 - It isn't my favorite hairstyle of his nor do I think it's his best BUT 1. That's my personal take & 2. It's literally RULE that no one looks good with a bowl cut and yet here Hyunjin is still somehow managing to not look as ass as this hairstyle usually has its wearers looking😭 Like I agree it's not his best but my man does NOT look as bad as some of y'all were saying. So stop being jerks and go take a walk <3

[Note: Was the yellow bowl cut his best look? No. Did he deserve to be absolutely dragged on the internet to the point he became self-conscious about wearing his hair short because of it? Absolutely fucking not. Y'all are jerks and Hyunjin deserves a thousand apologies from each and every one of you. There's a difference between critiquing someone's hairstyle and just being an asshole. Y'all are just assholes.

[bbybearcubbs]

@bahnghannah0697 it looks like you were right😃 and I've never agreed more

No because WHY IS IT ACCURATE😭😭😭 And don't even get me started on the Han and Noya thing😭

What'll make it worse is that Han is my Ult Skz Bias and Noya is my fav Haikyuu character😭✨ Like dude whyyyyyyy😭🧡

[bbybearcubbs]

I know I'm hella freaking late but CURLY HAIRED CHANGBIN AND I NEED HIM BACK PLEASE I BEG BRING HIM BACK HE IS NEEDED PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE NEED HIM

[bbybearcubbs]

No because I had opened Twitter yesterday and saw Han's name trending so like any other Han biased STAY I clicked.

I'm writing this from beyond the grave.

He's a menace. Terrible. Killer. Wickedly sexy-

Whoever styled him for the second half of Lalapallooza I wish you a prosperous life. May you thrive for the rest of your glorious days you beautiful beautiful soul🙇🏽✨

Han Jisung in red is a god send and HE'S FUCKING GROWING OUT HIS HAIR OMFG

If JYP even THINKS of bringing a pair of scissors ANYWHERE near their hair we riot.

Han has grown his out, Hyunjin has grown his out, Felix has grown his out, Lee Know's is growing out- Me and my probably concerning attraction for people with long hair is gonna storm JYP if even an inch is cut istg🫡

[bbybearcubbs]

Happy Birthday Han Taesan!! I'm so glad he's a part of my life now that I'm a Onedoor and he's a member of Boynextdoor ❤ My creative brother and twin sign🥰❤