#cummmfpk

[tenderlambkin]

Playing Bloodborne and I was sort of on speedy autopilot while buying max consumables (cummmfpk moment)... so I'm now the owner of 38 hand lanterns... I guess if I get some rope the Doll can help me hang them all festive like? Maybe go spruce up Djura's tower before he pushes me off idk. Also PSA that wearing the hand lantern lowers your stamina replenishment. If you didn't already know that I bet you feel betrayed rn. Sorry for the phone pic. PS4 is a bitch about transferring screenshots without fucking with a usb stick.

[lesbianholyspirit]

Grinding in elden ring: go shoot this bird so it walks off a cliff, or kill some sad frog looking guys

Grinding in bloodborne: cum dungeon

[xxrat--punkxx]

Not to be that bitch but Jesus fuck do the Bloodborne dlc bosses get harder?? Because istg this game has been a cakewalk, the bosses are SO easy (other than the shadows of yharnam but we don't talk abt that). Like I've literally been able to beat every boss so far before my 5th attempt besides Ebrietas (and the shadows of yharnam, but we don't talk abo-) I don't use summons because that's just how I want to play the game (OTHER THWN THE SHADOWS OF YHARNAM BUT WE DONT TAL-) like don't get me wrong the game is difficult but am I missing something???

[catfoodsminmo]

blood grinding in the cum dungeon

[nny11writes]

Finally cracked and got PlayStation plus. So if anyone wants to play Bloodborne… just saying!

[vicsep7250]

Okay but if a cup always nearly full of the nearest liquid were to exist, would it be filled with saliva or blood if next to a person?

[girlballs]

do you think the guy in the cummmfpk dungeon getting chopped up for eternity is having a good time

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

Bolt Paper and Fire Paper

Let's start with Fire Paper. As you can see from this image, it appears to be a strip of something that is on fire. Obviously. But you can see that it isnt just magic paper. There's clearly some sparks creating the fire and it isnt actually paper, but some kind of leather strip. The in game description doesn't give much, but it was created in the Healing Church workshop sometime AFTER the burning of Old Yharnam, or at least became popular during that time.

Let's move on to The Cooler Paper.

Looking at those two closely, you can already see many differences between these icons. The Bolt Paper clearly has some kind of fur on the larger end, which the sparks are causing to stand on end. This is already hinting towards its orgin, but i'll explain it in detail. Bolt Paper and the Tonitri (Tonitruses?) were created by Archibald. This Archibald fellow was an absolute lunatic of a Church Hunter. Unlike his other inventions, Hunters actually used this one, especially if they had never seen Darkbeasts. This is probably because if had associated the power of lightning with a Beast, it would be seen similar to Irreverent Izzys creations of Beast Roar and Claw. Anyways, Archibalds story starts in Ailing Loran, possible origin of the beast plague and home to many powerful beasts. This Chalice Dungeon is where we fight a lot of beasts. Beast Patients and Werewolves mostly, but the bosses are something special. The Loran Silverbeast, Abhorrent Beast, and Loran Darkbeast all have something in common besides being Beasts. They naturally generate bolt within their fur. Like Miyazakis little demented pokemon, they increase in size and electricity production as you go up, with Darkbeasts at the top of the food chain in Loran. On one dungeon run, Archibald must have seen a Darkbeast sparking with power and thought "thats cool as fuck" and sought to recreate the bolt... and succeded.

So that's it for the origin of the two. But what about the symbolism? Well the first part is obvious enough. As with all sets of two in Bloodborne, they represent the opposition of Laurence and Willem. Insight and Beasthood. Red and Blue. Cummmfpk Chalice and Pig Fisting. Fire for Beasts, and Bolt for despicable blobby things.

Relating it more specifically than that, it is quite obvious in the game that while Laurences obsession with the Blood and Willems obsession with Insight both royally fucked up, the Blood has caused more destruction across Bloodborne as a whole. So why do powerful Beasts use Bolt? More than just a evolutionary or biological defense mechanism, I think that Bolt using Beasts were created to hunt down and kill Kin, and possibly even Great Ones. It is heavily hinted that Oedon created the Plague of the Beast or Ashen Blood and that they are the result of an eldrich laison to seek to a surrogate child. Oedon could be sabotaging the work of more sympathetic Great Ones like Ebrietas or Kos by causing Beasts to destroy the Kin experiments of the Church and the School of Mensis. In a Bloodborne Comic, a deranged man sees visions of several bosses and things in Yharnam, but one of the coolest visuals is that of a Darkbeast, presumable Paarl, fighting The One Reborn. While the One Reborn is both a failed Great One and not considered Kin, the image of a Beast literally ripping the magnum opus of Yahar'Gul to shreds invokes quite a feeling. I know the comics arn't canon but they do seem to have a good understand of Bloodborne lore. Plus the art there is cool as hell.

So, that's my thoughts on Bolt vs Fire. Bolt Paper isn't the true path to godhood or anything but I think the "anti-kin beasts" theory is interesting and i've never seen anything about it.

[bluegekk0]

I don't know if you've played Bloodborne, but just in case you haven't: You can go in randomly generated dungeons in that game, and the best meta seed to use for farming is "cummmfpk"

Also completely unrelated but would Bloodborne be Grim's favorite game?

You can't just mention that fact and then ask if that's Grimm's favorite game. Of course it is.

On a more serious note, I could see him enjoying it. I remember I tried getting into Bloodborne but found it way too frustrating to be fun. Grimm would have far more patience than me, and I like to think he would be very good at video games in general (better than me for sure), so I could absolutely see him liking Bloodborne a lot. Would it be his favorite game? I'm not sure, despite his vampiric nature I don't think he really gravitates towards the violent and gritty games as his first choice. I honestly think something along the lines of The Sims would be more to his taste, at the very least its build and buy mode. He's quite a creative and artistic person, he likes when things look beautiful, and he would make some of the prettiest houses you can imagine. But what's the most likely option is that he just doesn't have a single favorite game. He's played so many of them, and he ends up enjoying most of them, so it would be difficult for him to pick. Though you wouldn't guess that based on how much he plays Minecraft, it would be easy to assume that game is his favorite, but he plays it mainly to play together with FPK. Though he still loves it as a game, again, its potential for creativity is right up his alley.

[dogesterone]

Time to hit the sack after a hard day's work at the cummmfpk mines

[marx-soul]

Thank god for the cummmfpk chalice dungeon

[siofra-river]

Take my white ass to the cummmfpk dungeon

[slimegirlandroid]

a pendulum trap has killed an unfortunate miniboss today, causing everyone in the cummmfpk dungeon to earn 83 thousand blood echoes

[amygdalae]

oh wait a minute i got some ps online i can do some blood echo farming in the cum dungeon now :^)

[biteybeast]

WOW

LUDWIG THE ACCURSED IS A FUCKING BOSS HUH

YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S 3 LEVELS TO THIS FUCKING DLC??????????

CUMMMFPK MY OLD FRIEND

[acridid-s]

I had already figured the enemy in the cummmfpk dungeon that drops an ungodly amount of echoes was a hostile hunter the moment I got a blood dreg once when it died.