#cutest little pole-sitter

[skitskatdacat63]

2010 Abu Dhabi - Post-Qualifying - Sebastian Vettel

[multitubefics]

I need you (Zuckles)

Warnings: smoking weed, high behavior, talk of stripping/sex, fluff

Requested: no

Plot: The reader gets really high for the first time and needs to calm down but the only way she can is with her man

Gif by: @sensualkisses

You and the misfits were chillin at yours and Masons place. They were all high out of their minds and you were usually their sitter. You were all sitting on the couch watching David Dobrik videos.

“Oy, Y/N. You’ve never been high before, right?” Fitz asked me with his eyes hung and a smile on his face. Swags, rolled his eyes and hit his dab pen.

“No.” I said insecurely. I rubbed my arms and looked back at the tv. I have always wanted to try it but I’ve always been scared of the reaction I’d have to it, and if I did I wanted Mason to be there with me.

“You should try it.” Matt said to me sitting back and blowing out smoke.

“I don’t know. Mason isn’t home yet-“ I was cut off by Racc.

“C’mon. We know you want him here, but if something goes wrong, we will all help you. Okay? There’s nothing to worry about.” He said handing me two gummies. I take them in my hand and roll them around. I look at them and they all are waiting for me to chew and swallow. I turn back and look at them and pop them quickly in my mouth I chew them really fast and swallow. They tasted terrible which lead me to cringe at the taste. I shook my head and swallowed the rest of it. They all laughed and waited for it all to hit me. 5 minutes nothing, 10 nothing, 20 nothing, then 30 rolled around and I started feeling really warm in my back. It feels like tickling. I start laughing at the unfamiliar feeling. They all turn their head at me. I was still sitting on the couch but I got the immediate urge to stand up.

“Guys, I feel really warm.” I say to them looking at the fairy lights around the room. They start laughing at me realizing that it had started. I had the biggest dumbest grin on my face. I hugged my small body and giggled.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?” I turn my head quickly at all of them still smiling but this time my hair fell over my face. I snicker at the fact that something so silly seemed so freaking funny. I start to cackle out loud and I fall on the floor and I sit on my lower legs. I stare off into space and I stand up I look up at them with wide eyes.

“Nothings wrong but we need to go dancing. I say running through the big hallway away from the boys. I want to go find the stripper pole we jokingly had installed in the living room. None of the boys except Mason knows that I used to be a stripper and a damn good one. I finally found it and I climbed it. I started doing tricks and stuff before I was spinning upside down and I saw all of the boys walk in to the room slowly. I giggle and swing down I spin around in a flag formation and I dismount gracefully back to the ground they all looked very confused/ shocked at the weird amount of skill that I had under my belt.

“I used to be a fucking stripper, mate.” I said in my best impression of Mason.

“Holy shit!” Racc said out loud as they all started laughing. I start laughing too. Deep down inside me I knew I was going to regret saying that to them.

“When is Mason getting back?” I said getting weirdly close to Fitz even tho he towered over me I was.

“Right now.” He said turning me around as I then saw my amazing, wonderful, beautiful, boyfriend walk through the door. I gasp.

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“Hi baby. How are you?” I said to him as I struggled to hug his neck. He hugged me back confused and hesitantly.

“I’m good. I guess I could ask you the same question.” He said smiling looking me in the eyes.

“I think I’m high cause I told the boys that I used to be a stripper and oh yeah I also took two edible THC gummies and it feels like everything is alive.” I said in a whisper. His eyes widened as he looked from me to the boys.

“I’m glad you’re here. You make me feel so nice and beautiful like a angel.” I hugged his torso from beneath him. He picked me up and hugged me tightly.

“That is possibly the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.” Swagger saidIt felt like he needed to keep hugging me or I was going to die. He started walking so I wrapped my legs around him and he carried me to the couch. He sat down with me now just in his lap straddling him and hugging him.

“Hey Mason?” I said quietly and innocently.

“Yes sweet girl?” He said rubbing my back. I started to giggle again. I look at him and giggle. The boys are looking at us too at this point. I bit my thumb and smiled. I leaned into his ear and in whisper.

“I love you, a lot.” I say louder than expected. He and the boys laugh at me.

“I love you, too baby.” He says rubbing my legs. I giggle and throw my head back and smile.

“You really just turn into a snuggle bear when you’re high don’t you?” Mason said kissing my head. I nod my head and stand up.

“Everyone stand up, right now!” I said waving my tiny arms around. They all get up at different times.

“I want to give each of you a hug individually and none of you can say no.” I walk to leary’s Fitz he has this little grin on his face as he holds his arms out to hug me. The same happens for all of them. I end on my boyfriend and I start to cry a little bit. I sniffle and pull away.

“Aw man, we’re all gonna die.” I said looking at them and my voice cracking. Mason laughed pitifully

“Aw-ha-haw, baby, it’s okay. We’re not gonna die.” He pulled me into him like a baby. I start to calm down.

“We are all okay. You see?” Racc said gesturing to all of us. I started realizing soon how silly it was to think that way.

“Okay, I believe you. Your argument is valid.” I said to him. I started to kind of dose off to sleep from all of my expended energy. I fell asleep to the sound of Masons heart beat next to my ear.

Masons POV

She was finally asleep in my arms. I stood up slowly but carefully and carried her unconscious body to our room. I placed her on her site of the bed with the blanket tucked over her. I walk back out to the boys and stood in front of their fortnite game.

“Who gave her that shit?” I said seriously. Everyone pointed at Racc. I walk up to him and smack his head. He flinched and grabs the affected area.

“Ow, you fuck. Why?” He said sourly looking at me.

“You gave her edibles when I wasn’t here you fucking dick head that’s why. That was not your decision to make!” I said with a finger in his face. He stood up and looked down.

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have forced her into anything, man. I’m sorry.” He said. I shook his hand.

“It’s fine. I forgive you.” I say back down in my seat.

“Your girl was a stripper?” Matt asked me. I smile and nod.

“Yeah. And a damn good one.”

Thanks for reading my first fic on here. I will write about any topic with any youtuber as long as I know who they are. Thank you!!