#cuz kris is kind of intimidating

[therizinotfuckingthere]

i enjoy making my favorite characters interact

[flonbowe]

So I was thinking about Mettaton, and something hit me

Mettaton Neo has a very angelic design. I may be stretching it, but considering what a certain other angel looks like

The resemblance is very much there. Mettaton's Ex and Neo forms look far more human than anything or anyone in the underground, including Frisk themselves during the Genocide run. Mettaton Neo is specifically a form used in a last case scenario to stop you. Now depending on how you view the Neo form, this can probably mean a few things. My two cents is that its Mettaton trying to keep himself and you fooled. Mettaton first and foremost is a showman. He's a TV star, and even if he may no longer have an audience, there's no way he's going off air lying down.

Now why would this relate to his Neo form resembling the Angel? Well he's bluffing, whether intentionally or not he is bluffing. He can't beat you, and deep down I think he knows too. The best he can do is stall for time to get as many people out and evacuated as possible, to inspire hope. Its why he stays in the underground, and its what he's good at: inspiring. So he fights you and blocks your path, in the face of a demon he uses the visage of an Angel as the last line of defense for Monster kind. Undyne has fallen, the Asgore will fall too, but Mtt cannot let the monsters hopes die too. I know this isn't in game, but this kind of idea is even further expanded with this cover of Power of Neo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0CxTgpA6Q

It uses a bunch of leitmotifs, and one of which is Bergentrückung, the other theme of someone who tried to bring hope to the Monsters, and the theme of who will fall after Mtt. This is also apparent with how Power of Neo is a more techno Mtt themed version of BAATH to begin with. At every point in the Mettaton Neo fight, from design to music to personality: Mettaton is stalling and pulling an intimidation act as a last ditch effort, since he doesn't know Sans is waiting in his church to play ball with Frisk. https://www.tumblr.com/dn-838/738700806141952000/how-aborted-genocide-affects-the-mettaton-neo?source=share This post goes more in detail on other aspects and Is generally just really interesting. But what I want to point out is what this means for Spamton Neo. By this logic, Spamton ALSO uses the visage of an Angel. Just for funnies, lets compare sprites too!

I know im using fan made content again but after UTY, that really isn't too bad I think, especially for a more for fun exploration like this. Speaking of fan made content, lets see where that sprite came from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkDjXdp2Ayc&t=69s

Notice how it only uses the first part of the loop, it doesn't go on and doesn't continue Power of Neo fully. It doesn't have the full meaning of Mettaton's heroic sacrifice to help people, as instead of an Angel to save the Underground, Spamton is that Angel of Death in Undertale's prophecy (in the Snowgrave route anyway). Like Mettaton, Spamton also uses the visage of an Angel to achieve a goal, but no matter what route it is its a dark perversion of Mettaton's goals. Mettaton wanted to inspire the Underground and achieve his dreams, trying to stall and kill Frisk to either save them from Asgore, or save the survivors from You. Spamton wanted his freedom and attacks and tries to kill Kris for their soul so he can be free. He also assists in the Snowgrave route, being an accomplice to many many deaths for 15 minutes of fame. This idea is more properly conveyed in the last parts of Big Shot with the use of Power of Neo. Oh yeah this was a Mettaton analysis whoopsie Ok so I know this was a Mettaton Neo thing at the start but man I just wanted to gush and gush about Mettaton cuz man I really can't get enough of him. He's the only one of two characters in Undertale to directly have connections with the Angel prophecy when it isn't just the Delta Rune itself, he inadvertantly saved the Underground because he's what made Alphys get the Royal Scientist posi--OH WAIT YEAH THATS SOMETHING I CAN TALK ABOUT OK SO SIDE TANGENT METTATON UNINTENTIONALLY SAVED THE UNDERGROUND AND I FIND THAT REALLY REALLY COOL! Because Alphys used Mettaton as a project to show to Asgore to become the Royal Scientist, this let Alphys work on the amalgamates and also create Flowey. Without Flowey, the barrier wouldn't have broken and no one would have been freed. Yes I know this isn't all solid since Mettaton didn't somehow cause 6 random kids fall down but you get the idea. Mettaton transitioning saved the world totally I NEED MORE METTATON AUS GRHEYCGDHWUDYGHJWYDH IM GOING TO GO FERAL!!! HE'S NEEDS IT AHHHHHHH!! Ts!Underswap is honestly amazing for Mettaton. I mean Mettacrit. He doesn't get his JoJo body, but is that going to stop him? OF COURSE NOT!

HE'S METTACRIT! AIN'T NO ONE STOPPING HIS DREAMS! He's also a wonderful little gist of Mettaton's whole character, just get rid of Alphys (sadly). Someone who wants to achieve their dreams, wanting to share the love and kindness around, with of course the sassy show stealing charm he needs.

But what if that wasn't so easy

SURPRISE! UNDERFELL TOO! We got the whole holy trinity of Undertale au's, specificallyyyyy

I MAY BE READING TOO FAR INTO THIS BUT I LOVE METTATON GAMMA SO MUCHHHH Its still our same ol Mettaton, but now his dreams are falling on deaf ears. He's Spamton in nature instead of Fabulous. Everyone is violent and blood hungry, so a simple cooking show with a touch of murder won't be enough, or another beautiful rendition of Oh My Love~! Its clear (to me anyway) that Mettaton in this au is nowhere near as big a star as he is in the normal Undertale continuity. In his intro monologue he brags about the audience he brought in, and during the fight he's much more focused on what the Audience wants rather than the show HE wants. Something OUR Mettaton just wouldn't do. This is the same sexy rectangle who basically just broadcasts whatever he wants. I forgot the exact dialogue and screenshot but its just not something Undertale Mettaton really does. Underfell though? A different story. He's bound to his viewers in a bad way till Frisk comes along. He's even more bound to Alphys in this AU as her little science fair project. GOD I LOVE THIS GAME ITS WHAT I'D WANT FROM AN ACTUAL UNDERFELL GAME! Oh my god I haven't even talked about Deltarune Mettaton and Mike and how that works OK SO THIS IS ENTERING MY PERSONAL FANON BUT Y'know how Spamton and Mettaton have their parallels? Y'know how the internet has been down in Deltarune?

Chapter 3's dark world is definitely TV themed, there's no way it can't. I know Tenna is the big TV related baddie now, but Im using Mike in this take. If Spamton is the more passive parallel to Mettaton, Mike in this chapter 3 take would be the darker direct parallel. Instead of the dreamer from humble beginnings who, even if he can be vain and self centered at times, still means well deep down like Mettaton is, Mike would be the cynical producer type who's fueling problems in the industry to make it big on top. A dark Mettaton if you will. Basically like this

https://www.tumblr.com/paintedhen/703948707502145536/determinators-determinators-mettaton-has?source=share

WHICH SIDE NOTE METTATON IN DELTARUNE IS DEPRESSING IM SO SORRY FOR HIM

https://www.tumblr.com/everysongineverykey/691083816166686720?source=share

I KNOW I KEEP LINKING OTHER POSTS BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT EVERYONE IS COOKING! GRAHHH Mettaton's such a character man. He makes me think lots of things and I wish I could gather my thoughts more clearly

[sizzlingsheepcheesecake]

👀 & 🌈 & 😅? :)

Thank you for the ask! 🥰❤️

👀 What’s an idea you had for a fic that you never did anything with?

There's actually a couple of prompts that I gave other writers on anon here before I started writing haha! ☺️ (I wasn't as engaged with the community then and was lurking here and as a guest/on my friends Ao3 account haha, so I can't even remember all of them, but there have been two or three writers who did prompts and wrote an idea I had that I didn't think I'd ever write. They all did a great job!) Since I started writing I usually act on any writing ideas I have pretty quickly though haha. Maybe something Bojere because I'm a bit intimidated by writing Jere's character. I get a bit fatigued writing smut too even though I do love it, so I'd probably put the boys in all sorts of scenarios and positions and do more of that kind of stuff where it's no plot just an excuse to write a certain smut scene. (Like recently I have been thinking of a really subby Kris topping Bojan exactly how he tells him to... sigh)

🌈 Your favorite tropes to write about?

Bokris has definitely made me such an enemies to lovers fan the vibe suits them so well! I haven't really done it other than the vampire fic (which isn't as drawn out as it could be, but hey who's got time for that haha) but I always make them clash a lot in my fics. Fun fact but I kind of started writing fic because I really wanted a juicy angry Bokris sex scene, and I thought hmm I guess I'll write one myself and thus Distortion was born 😂

I also really liked the idea of soulmates/fated lovers/mates for my vampire Bo(Jan) cuz they had such a strong and intense connection.I guess love triangles too for Distortion but actually I always kinda felt bad writing that even though I lived for the drama of it 😂 so idk if I can say I enjoyed it in some ways even though I do love writing that fic!

😅 Was there a fic/chapter that you were nervous about posting? Why?

I don't know that I've ever been super nervous about posting anything, but probably the most unsure I've been is for the vampire Bo(Jan) scene where Jan uses blood as lube haha. It's not even a big part of the fic/chapter, but I was like hmm maybe this is pushing it a bit far haha 😂 in general I think I was kinda surprised by some of the blood themed smut I ended up writing, I haven't done anything too 'out-there' with it but it got messier than I expected I think!

And I was also a bit nervous about the polyamory in Distortion because I don't have experience with polyamory personally, and I wanted to do it justice and handle it with sensitivity and authenticity. Also because with all the different ships in that fic I was conscious that people of course want different outcomes, and I was afraid that people would think the polyamory would feel like a cop out/easy option so he doesn't have to choose. But I've done my best to show that that's not the case and that it's a lot more complicated than that, and the feedback has been really great. It's especially meant a lot to hear so much positive feedback from poly people 🥰

[krisgoatpher]

AHEM! HULLO BIG BRO KRISSY! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! AHEM!

When I found your XD blog I was attached like fucking instantly-- XD is a fucking bitch and an asshole but I love him for it 😌.

The first time I like properly interacted was after XD did something incredibly stupid (he'd upsetted my beloved HD I'm pretty sure!) And my sleepy ass was FURIOUS (I'm not even kidding I remember angrily whispering to myself, absolutely offended on HD's behalf ('twas v funny!)) and thus Rose was introduced! (.. I had no clue what I was doing I just found it funny to annoy him :D ).

Ngl at first I was pretty intimidated by you (bc YOUR WRITING AND CHARCTERIZATION S AMAZING and I admire you and your absolutely pogtastic writing ( You are v poggers big bro kris! If anyone tells you otherwise I will defenestrate them! >:3 ) for reasons that totally unknown but you're not v intimidating actually 😌 it was just poor judgment 😌😌

... where was I going with this? LMFAO

AH yes! I just wanted to say I'm so v glad I have the pleasure to annoy the fuck outta you and that you are my big bro 😌😌 you've helped me sm with like different shit and I'm grateful for all of that so ty for helping me and tolerating my utter swag! 😎😎😎

AND! When you suggested that I made a blog I was fucking ecstatic! I was all like "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh FUCK WHAT ISBDISNDKMSIDNSIMSSUSVJWKDI" (but in a v cool, calm and collected manner cuz I am all of those things) so ty for giving me the confidence and will to contiue writing! <333

And.. for my final parting words... Stay gold, Big Bro Kris. Stay gold! 😌

(Don't forget to keep your head up king! You are too poggers for the mean muffinheads! (Here is a crown to represent your poggers-ness! 👑))

'TIS ALL :D TY! TY! *BOWS AND CURTSIES DRAMATICALLY*

i will scream and cry and throw things lil sib kit. i will i will.

no, but it really like. it means a lot to hear so many compliments on my rp blogs cuz sometimes i do feel like my characterizations can be annoying or whatever and it's also such a high compliment coming from YOU of all people because like. oh my GOSH rose is such a cool character! and you're so talented when it comes to coming up with good ideas for them, like. if i'm working on some lore with you i KNOW it's about to be some of the best stuff i've put on the blogs in a while. you are so incredibly talented and passionate, i'm so glad to be an inspiration to you. you're an inspiration to me, lmfao, like.

thanks for the kind words lil sib o7 biiiiig virtual hug <3

[laysdimplesareillegal]

EXO Reaction to Them All Liking the Same Girl

Theres definitely no sentences in this, I am so sorry, I also don't know how to spell definitely so if it's spelled wrong in here I'm so sorry.

It's also not been spell checked

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Chanyeol-

He definitely drops this bomb when they're all having a family meeting looking for support but he starts a riot, an uproar, and the manager just doesn't know what to do, God bless his soul. The guys aren't talking anymore.

Chen-

Now not because I'm biased, but mostly because I'm biased, I think he'd be the one to act on it first AFTER finding out the rest of the guys like you, he'd be sappy and draw it out but he's pretty determined so I think he'd jump the gun before the others do, finds out, leaves the room for an undisclosed reason kind of deal

Xiumin-

Now Xiumin I think, being the chill and mature oldest member, would act on it first before hearing about it from the other guys, he's probably really good friends with you and introduced you to the band with the intention of asking you out thinking they'd accept it better after knowing you beforehand, if he hadn't asked yet and the whole band knew, he'd probably suspect his best buddy, Chen, and try and take him down before making his move on you

Kris-

Thought he was keeping it a good secret but D.O had quite the assumption that he liked you. He would be pretty confident that you would choose him cuz hey, he's Kris Wu, speaker of four languages, rapper and singer, esp tol boi. Honestly if you said no, it's probably cuz he acted cold/someone cuted their way onto your arm first, cute "isn't his strong suit," "not his style."

Baekhyun-

Definately the one who pulled the cute card on you, thinks it's easier than showing up in leather pants and makeup. *almost* feels bad asking you even though he knew Chanyeol liked you but even if it breaks the Beagle Code, this is what he needs to do.

D.O-

A very mature man incoming. Now I feel he's a little less sure of himself esp going up against all his hyungs ya feel? But with a quick pep talk and adequate props, he knows he's got it in the bag, and in the end he's probably one of the easiest one to say yes to, he's quite comfortable to be around, I see him as a comfortable silence kind of guy; no pressure.

Kai-

Cutie, Cutie Pie, if you will, very sweet and innocent and just wants to confess to you and get it over with. He is very intimidated by having all his hyungs already lining up for you and if he didn't really like you, he would be very afraid and daunted trying to show up a bunch of older, more experience guys, esp, Luhan, Xiumin, and Suho, but he would hate himself if he didn't at least try

Luhan-

Overly confident, not too much that he knows he'll get you, but he totally knows he'll get you, kind of 'lets Chen and Xiumin approach you first' he's so confident, it's the tortoise and the hare situation but the hare wins in this version. Or if it was blatant that Xiumin was trying to bring Chen down first, Luhan'd just step over them rolling on the ground fighting, and stroll off, and he's probably jerk enough to get you and not tell anyone so he can drop it like a bomb after they've all asked you and been denied (is this one obviously longer than the other ones? Is my biasing showing again?)

Sehun-

The Man™ had faith in no one else but himself, *no* competition. Kai kinda marvels at his selfishness confidence. Literally marches up to you like he already owns the world and asks you out. It definitely stuns the other members like what maknae, you don't get to do that. But who cares he's Lord Oh Sehun and he's fabulous. When he found out the other boys liked you, he took his time, he's probably been sucking up to you in preparation for this moment, the moment when he can rub it in their faces

Suho-

He was the one that called this abominable family meeting. He was actually planning on telling the group like an honest leader, ready to soak up their encouragement, but now he's really happy Chanyeol blabbed first. What a relief. Distracts the boys, probably asking them all to meet at the practice room for a late night full-band practice session but was late for some unknown reason

Yixing-

A sweet boy and wants to back off of you. But at the same time he works hard to be noticed from the back of the crowd and wowza he looks hot doing it, one smile a day keeps Lay in the game. He be such a cutie he didn't even have to lay down any hints, you already like him. Suho's kinda jealous, only really feels threatened by Lay, idk why.

Tao-

An insecure ball of fluff but practices his time honored wushu and it totally hypes him up, but then goes back to being a fluff, admires his hyungs and feels he probably shouldn't get in their way but at the same time wow he really likes you and he was the first one Xiumin introduced you to when you first came to the dorm so he feels he's got a pretty good chance with that extra five minutes of history that he's got on the guys ya know?

[sizzlingsheepcheesecake]

🎧👀✍️🥚!!! sorry im really curious

Thanks so much, I love your curiosity! 🥰

🎧 A certain song you listened to while writing a fic?

This answer is probably gonna be kinda disappointing haha, but I actually find listening to music with lyrics pretty distracting when I'm writing, cuz my head is so focused on the words of the song! When I listen to music I often find myself choreographing/blocking performances or imagining a scene to go with it, but it doesn't really translate to fic writing for me. So I'll listen to like instrumental jazz or something like that!

👀 What’s an idea you had for a fic that you never did anything with?

There's actually a couple of prompts that I gave other writers on anon here before I started writing haha! ☺️ (I wasn't as engaged with the community then and was lurking as a guest/ on my friends Ao3 account haha, so I can't even remember all of them, but there have been two or three writers who did prompts and wrote an idea I had that I didn't think I'd ever write. They all did a great job!) Since I started writing I usually act on any writing ideas I have pretty quickly though haha. Maybe something Bojere because I'm a bit intimidated by writing Jere's character. I get a bit fatigued writing smut too even though I do love it, so I'd probably put the boys in all sorts of scenarios and positions and do more of that kind of stuff where it's no plot just an excuse to write a certain smut scene. (Like recently I have been thinking of a really subby Kris topping Bojan exactly how he tells him to... sigh)

✍🏽 How much do you plan your fics beforehand?

Not a huge amount haha! Like Distortion is such a big endeavour and until recently I had no idea where it was going or who endgame would be after a certain point. But I actually quite like writing that way, the story and characters really evolve and guide me. Usually I have a couple of bullet points per chapter or a couple for the overall fic for certain things I know will happen. And then for the shorter ones I've done it's just straight vibes lol.

🥚 Any easter eggs you put in a fic that you hoped people would notice?

Not really, no! But it's always really nice when people leave a comment picking up on something that maybe other people haven't mentioned, especially if it's something I was proud of. And with Distortion there have been a good few insightful comments where people are analysing things very astutely which is really nice, because it makes me feel like what's going on in my head is coming across!