#cuz my last name is like ravens-fjord

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ha ah raven

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do all the ask meme questions comparing characters!!!

#2 - vex’ahlia or jester?

this is very difficult for me as a resident Liam Character Kinnie because what im essentially looking at is “your sister or your sister”.... im gonna have to go with jester because i do the jester voice all the time for no reason bc its just. fun.

#3 - vax’ildan or caleb?

listen to me. listen. listen, theyre both good. Liam O Briens is the same. i’d probably go with vax just cuz listening to calebs angst gives me panic attacks, but listening to vaxs angst is therapudic.

#4 - pike or yasha?

pike. i adore yasha with my entire lesbian body but nothing will top the exhiliration of Pike hopping into the whitestone battle. remember that? she did like a 50 foot horizontal leap into a horde of undead??? iconic.

#5 - keyleth or beauregard?

beauregard. i would die for kiki but I’m just more endeared for Beau. I feel like I missed something crucial in Keylyth by not having the beginning of that campaign, but starting from square one with Beau made me have a lot of affection for her. Plus, im a caleb kinnie.

#6 - scanlan or tary or nott?

if you had asked me this two weeks ago i wouldve said nott but the last two episodes have just been like. a nail in the coffin for any interest i had in her. Scanlan is a fantasy racist but im a bitch for charming rat bastards and also for Dads TM, plus WHATS MY MOTHERS NAME? is always gonna hit hard. I do think I’d have to go with Tary in the end though? he was just the most endearing and i dont remember Fantasy Racism being a major component of his character? plus his relationship with VM was just. very wholesome

#7 - percy or mollymauk or caduceus?

you cant make me choose???? they’re all fucking. legendary? If i had to put them in any order I think Molly and Caduceus changed a)my mindset on certain things and b)my aesthetic to a certain extent. Percy is relatable and his one-liners are incredibly iconic and id die for him, but in terms of “who means the most to me” mollymauk would win. still though, this isnt fair. 

#8 - grog or fjord?

fjord. hes a bastard man, but honestly i think Big Stupid Man Can’t Read Likes Killing loses its comedic effect eventually. Grog is precious but his endearingness has an end to it. I think Fjord has his moments of being boring but I still like him overall. I wish he was less Heterosexual. I like him though. Plus, southern accent + deepish voice = instant win

#9 - trinket or frumpkin?

frumpkin. i hate it when matt has to make bear noises

#10 - vox machina or the mighty nein?

THE MIGHTY NEEEEIIIIIIN. I love VM and always will but I think that M9 feels so much more interpersonal. It’s about these characters, their lives, and what affects them. They literally didn’t give a single fuck about this war until like a week ago. They’ve spent the past 3 months helping a pirate unleash an ancient god specifically so that Fjord can understand himself. The “noble heroes” party is out the door, instead we have demon-summoning, hand-chopping, crime-doing madness and I’m thrilled about it.

#11 - gilmore or pumat sol?

I am all about Vax’s wizard boyfriend but Firbolgs steal my heart so. Pumat

#12 - kima or keg?

keg sexy

#13 - zahra or calianna?

gonna be honest I skipped over the episode where both of these characters were introduced so. Both?

#14 - kashaw or shakäste?

shakaste. I dont know who kashaw is. (important to remember im still not all the way thru vm)

#15 - kaylie or marion lavorre?

KAYLIE no contest. I love you Jesters mumma but i literally cannot answer this any other way than my beautiful lovely talented amazing daughter.

#16 - clarota or lorenzo?

clarota. lorenzo has no traits. i remember nothing about him. i think about resident mind flayer every day of my life

#17 - the raven queen or the traveler?

im goth so. Raven Queen. im also a taz fan, so RQ

#18 - sarenrae or the stormlord?

uh. i dont. i have no strong feelings about either of them. honestly the stormlord seems like kind of a dick