#d/ynamight

[kushami-hime]

When pro heroes D/ynamight and D/eku find themselves in a tight spot, they'll need to muster up their self control in order to prevail and save the day. Unfortunately, D/ynamight has a slight dust allergy...and it's making D/eku a bit weak in the knees.

CW: Sneezing, angry B/akugou, snzfucker! I/zuku, B/akudeku if you squint violently, enclosed space, sneezing while hiding scenario, fic turned wav, holdbacks, sniffling, stifles, wet sounding stifles, hitching breaths and build ups, AN EXPLOSION PLS BE PREPARED! whispered voices, B/akugou sneezing on D/eku consensually, B/akugou hates reporters, potential sequel in store?

It's FINALLY HERE, I think this method of getting wavs done will do me some good, helps me FINALLY finish projects and gives my greedy broke bitch ass motivation to make them as great as I can! That being said, I hope this lives up to expectations! Nonny if you see this (the lovely who commissioned its completion) please lemme know what you think! This is my first wav in MONTHS and I hope this is a proper come back for me and not just a total flop.

apologies for the like...4 month hiatus, and next up is a wav with listener trapped in an elevator with sick, angry, sneezy D/ynamight, hope you're ready ;3

LOVE YALL!!

[theyscreamjade]

Also, sorry if my request came off as "demanding" if you don’t feel like writing it that’s totally fine. 💜

Don’t Change Who You Are.

Let’s continue ~, YALL REALLY THOUGHT ID LEAVE YOU ON A CLIFFHANGER?!

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You arrived at the café where you’d usually meet a group of your friends before work. After seeking help from Neoma and a few recommendations from Mina as well, your whole demeanor changed. You no longer trained as hard, wore black or even baggy clothes, your attitude changed as well. You were no longer angry at the little things, or as cocky as you’d normally be during battles.

You walked into the café, holding a purse in your hand that held your boyfriend’s lunch and a few other things. You wore a tight pink dress with beige heels along with a fluffy jacket from the cold weather.

Upon the first reaction, Jade was quick to drop her jaw along with her phone. Kirishima soon followed before the whole table looked at you with astonishment. “.....What’s wrong?” You asked, worried.

“What the fuck are you wearing?” Jade asked, looking at you up and down. “It’s a dress...” you replied. Jade quickly snapped her head to Neoma and glared at her. “I’m gonna kick your ass..” “What?! Why?!” She cried out. “Yeah, Why Jade?!” You asked, looking at her confused.

“Because you were fine the way you are!” She said, looking back towards you. “I kind of like the new you,” Denki said before getting a charger plug popped into his mouth. “I don’t mind the change honey, I’m always all about it. This is just to...get someone’s attention but you already have.” She explained as you sat down.

“Then why is he so busy with that skank then? She’s been overstaying her welcome and it’s pushing me past my limit.” You confessed, anger boiling inside you.

“Have you thought to even confide in him?” Symphony signed, curiously before she sipped her smoothie. “I don’t do confining... it makes me feel weak.” You told them as Symphony sighed softly.

She pulled out her phone and typed quickly before playing an automated voice. “TELL HIM, HOW YOU FEEL!! HES A BLIND HOTHEAD YOU KNOW?!” Siri said before she looked back.

“I second that with Symph, Why didn’t you just talk to him? Tell him how you feel because he’s just going to keep doing it.” Jade soon added, looking at you.

You sighed and looked at the small group of people and a bird before you decided to give in. You needed to release some of this pent-up anger. After ordering a drink for the road, everyone soon started walking towards the main headquarters. It was time for the weekly meeting to talk about any new villains, what to watch out for, and others. Some would watch through their phones or laptop and others were able to just arrive at the large building.

When you walked in, everyone paused to look at you. It wasn’t even like you, while others stared, others began to mumble a bit. You recognized the spiky hair from a mile away as your legs began to move to him.

You were almost there when you spotted a white heeled boot, clock in beside before he turned around. You swayed your hips like Mina instructed and stood close to him. “Hey Baby~,” you said in a teasing tone. His eyebrow was raised immediately before he asked. “What the hell are you wearing?” He asked, confused.

“You like it? It’s a dress..” you said, smiling before you handed him his lunch you made for him. “I brought you lunch, I hope y-“

“Oh, I already brought him lunch. Don’t worry about it, I’m sure you’d like to keep it.” The girl commented as your grip tightened. “Considering, he’s my boyfriend and all. I was hoping. He’d like to take mine, I know how much he loves his spicy curry.” You responded, trying to keep your anger together.

“I could’ve sworn that he was sin-“ gravity suddenly dropped as Jade quickly made a shield around everyone. “He’s not single, you fucking skank.” You finally said as she glared towards you.

“How sad, I guess you're acting like me just to get his attention. If he’s yours? Why would you try to be like me?!” She asked, stepping back as she activated her quirk. Those were fighting stances, you didn’t care what she said. She activated her quirk and got into a stance. You shoved the lunch into Neoma’s hand and made a jump for it as Bakugo caught you mid-air.

“Okay. Guys, let’s take a deep breath and calm down.” Neoma began to suggest as the sidekick rolled her eyes. “We can start by you shutting up.” She responded before everyone paused. “Oh shit.” Symphony signed, her eyes growing big.

“Why don’t we have a chat?” Jade suggested, grabbing the girl by her costume. “I’m going to teach you a few lessons about relationships and how you talk to Pro-Hero’s, you fucking sidekick.” She said, trying to hide her obvious annoyance while dragging her away. The group soon followed, trying to relax the angel-like hero from committing a huge sin...like murder.

Bakugo snatched you away from the large crowd and shut you both in a closet nearby. It was a large storage closet full of old things and cleaning supplies. “What the hell is up with you?” He asked, looking down at you.

That question alone, made your blood boil. “WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ME?! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU?!” You screamed. “YOUVE BEEN PRANCING AROUND THIS BITCH WITH THAT SLUT ON YOUR FUCKING BACK 24/7! YOU HAVENT BEEN WITH ME IN TWO FUCKING WEEKS! AND EVERYTIME I TRY TO TALK TO YOU, ITS IVE GOTTA TRAIN HER THIS! AND I GOTTA WORK THAT! ALL THE FUCKING TIME! NOT ONLY THAT, COULD YOU SUGGEST TO THE BITCH TO GET SOME FUCKING BOUNDARIES?! SHES ALL OVER YOU AND ITS PISSING ME THE FUCK O-“ you gasped softly, feeling your body pinned against the locked door.

“You’re so fucking hot when you’re jealous..” he grunted, a smirk forming on his face and a hardened bulge in his costume. You took a glance down to his pants before looking into his eyes, grabbing his shirt as you kissed him deeply.

His hands slammed against the door while you snatched the stupid dress from your body, breaking the zipper in the process. You had your costume here in the lockers so you could always just simply change here. Anger, jealousy, and lust swirled together made the room feel tense yet that tension was being released at the same time.

Your leg was lifted to his hip as his hand snaked to your ass, your arms wrapped around his neck while he bit and sucked your spot on your neck. Your head touched the door as his slams made the door shake.

Your moans gracefully slipped out without hesitation, you wanted her to hear just what he could do to you that she couldn’t have. You had to make sure she heard you.

Your noses touched each other as you and he stared into each other’s eyes, a smirk forming from your lips. “You’re such a show-off, babe, ~” he growled softly, pounding you harder, his grip getting tighter. “And you’re all fucking mine..” you responded to him, scratching his back.

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“Hey? Where’s Kacchan and Y/N?” Deku asked, looking around the room curiously. “They’re here, just not in here,” Jade explained, smiling innocently.

“That’s strange. I’ll go l-“ “I WOULDNT DO THAT..” she said quickly, standing up. “Why not, what are they doing?” Deku asked, curiously as Denki snickered softly.

“They’re having lunch. Bakugo wanted to have sandwiches so they went somewhere to make some.” Kirishima explained as Symphony slapped her head in annoyance.

“Why on e-“ “FUCK IT, I HAVE A SIDEKICK LOCKED IN MINETA’S APARTMENT!” Jade screamed as Deku paused. “What?!” He screamed as Ochacko stood up.

“Why did you put her there?!” Mina asked as Sero couldn’t help but laugh at the hilarious scene in his head. “He’s single, she’s single and desperate. I made a match in heaven.” Jade explained. “What the hell am I going to do with you...Let’s just begin.” Deku said, walking towards the projector.

A loud moan echoed from the hallway while Jade acted as if she was yawning. Neoma walked from the bathroom as Jade suddenly yelled at her. “Ah! There’s my bag!” Jade said as Neoma yelled. “I’m coming! I’m coming!” over your voice.

The one thing no one could block out that even Deku heard, was the infamous name of the hero that was getting you to your blissful climax.

“DYNAMIGHT!”

[kushami-hime]

You're one of the lucky fans who gets to join a tour of the newest hero agency on the block, where the infamous Class 1A from UA High works after their incredible victory over villainy! After separating from the group near the end of the tour you hop onto an elevator to beat the crowds to the merch sale downstairs. But fate has a different plan for you, involving your favorite hero, and a lowkey cursed elevator ride...

CW; Sick! b/akugou, pro hero au, b/aku being an asshole and spreading his germs, snzfucker! listener, d/ynamight fangirl! listener, sneezing, sniffling, mentions of mess, stifles, nose blowing, snz talk in general, contagion in a small space aka elevator, elevator noises, crowds, b/aku learning about listeners kink and using it against them.

OK so I owe you guys an apology for making this a week late, but fuck all this overtime is killing me x-x BUT it's here, and I was NOT expecting this to be almost 20 minutes so...yeah, I hope it isnt total doo doo cuz someone paid for this and Id hate for it to not meet expectations :P Enjoy guys!

[kushami-hime]

CW: K/acchan is QUITE the meanie in this, very harsh caretaker, you have been warned. B/akugou yelling (what else is new), grocery store ambiance, sick! listener, casual sneeze talk, B/akugou absolutely ripping on listener for not taking care of themselves, B/akugou being a mother hen, B/aku cooking for listener & feeding them, temperature taking, B/akugou wearing a mask through most of the audio, B/akugou blessing listener, pro hero/post UA AU

When Y/N has to call in sick to the hero agency, they feel utterly defeated against the horrific bug they've caught. Not wanting to be a burden to anyone, they head to the local grocery store and pharmacy to get some much needed medicine, but...what happens when their coworker D/ynamight catches them when he's off the clock?

I'M NOT DEAD GUYS, SEE? I MEAN…there's no snz but I still wanted to share something ;o; I made him pretty mean in this cause it's…well, him lol but I'm sure someone will find this entertaining? xux; Anyway, I got nothing much else to say, gonna try to start recording snz stuff again this weekend if I find the time, life should slow down for the rest of the year since all the important stuff is done and outta the way (may either be the Just Married wav I keep putting off, or a S/hinso wav cause a lot of people have requested him, just hope I can do him justice)

Anyways, have a good week guys and stay safe out there <3

MINORS DNI. NON KINK BLOGS DO NOT REBLOG.

[kushami-hime]

Request: Club goin' uppppp on a Tuesdayyyy!! "GOING UP?" sorry im a shameless whore/simp for u & asshole tsundere characters lmao I kno u just did Baku but yeahhhh sorry I luv how u do him I saw ppl request Dabi and I would be all for that too when you figure out the sound and script! <3

I'm way ahead of ya ;P

Hope yall are ready to he stuck in a germ filled elevator with D/ynamight! 😈

[kushami-hime]

brooo istg omg wtf did you just say sick pro hero b/aku in an elevator with listener?!?! where do I sign up for this?! Take my moneyyyyyyy

LOL it's an old as hell concept, if I remember listener is a huge d/ynamight fan who was on a tour of his agency that they only allow once every year and while he's embarrassed he ends up figuring out his little fan will basically just endure everything, he does put two and two together about listener absolutely enjoying his misery so he uses that to his advantage 😉

[kushami-hime]

CW: Sneezy! D/eku, cold denial, wet/messy/sick sounding sneezes, LOTS of sniffling, B/akugou being a mother hen/tsundere caretaker, lots of inner dialogue going on, loud-ish sneezes, B/akugou being a loud angry boi, some slight hitching breaths, holdbacks and build ups, a short sneezing fit, two noseblows, D/eku with a stuffy voice.

Pro-Hero D/eku doesn’t realize it early enough, but it seems like he’s caught a nasty headcold that’s making itself at home as his day drags on. But heroes don’t take sick days!...Right? Well, K/atsuki B/akugou would beg to differ.

Shoutout to Poni for helping with a voice roll and having a cameo~ (couldn’t help but think of Stan Lee’s cameos while I was editing lol)

Happy birthday @dyinganimeweeb! I’m just glad I got it done on time, I’m usually horrible with deadlines but I’m trying my best to get better at it I say after uploading the v day wav like 3 days late lmfao. But I do hope this came out alright, I really should have shared the script before I started recording stuff buuuuut I had stinky smooth brain at the time you can be honest and say if you hate it or not deadass, These past few weeks I’ve just had a rotating door of I HAVE ALL THE IDEAS and just stifling, unrelenting writers block, so I’m doin my hardest ;3;

But enough rambling! Happy Birthdaaaay! <3

Characters are depicted in a Pro-Hero AU! MINORS DNI. VANILLAS DO NOT REBLOG! <3

[kushami-hime]

CW: T/odoBakuDeku! Pro-hero AU, quirk mishaps, illness caused by a quirk, a lot of sniffling (like, a lot) sneezing, build ups, holdbacks, sick! T/odoroki, sick! D/eku, caretaker! B/akugo, angry B/akugo but he mellows out later (promise), D/eku being a bit whiny, stuck sneezes, muffled sneezes, B/aku gets sneezed on at least once, plenty of contagion if you squint, mentions of mess, many a-noseblow, coughing, general cold sounds, B/aku yelling, B/aku using his quirk, cooking sfx, quirk sfx, door slamming, perpetually pissed off mother hen K/acchan!

After pro heroes S/hoto and D/eku protect D/ynamight from a villains attack, they both fall horribly ill from the suspects rhinovirus quirk. Now, sneezy and underprepared for the consequences, it's up to B/akugo to take the helm and nurse the back to health. But can he keep a lid on his temper when he's finally pushed over the edge?

OK, this took...2 or 3 months? And two full evenings of editing, I didn't think this would be such a huge project but eh...HERE WE ARE lol. I really hope you guys like this one, might be one of the most anticipated so Anon, if you're still here, this is for you! Sorry it took so long-

All characters are depicted as 20+! MINORS DNI. Vanillas may look but DONT REBLOG! <3

[kushami-hime]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY B/AKUGO!

CW & Context; Outdoor noises, responsible marijuana use, stoned/high B/akugo, pro hero AU/25+, snzfucker! listener, kissing, stoned laughter, loud sneezes, uncovered sneezes (except for 1), sneezing from weed smoke, lots and lots of deep, wet sniffles, failed sneeze announcements, stoned B/akugo rambling. No, I did not smoke any weed for this wav, but I did take THC gummies which are legal in my state and sold regularly. Yes, I was fully stoned/high while recording this which is why the sneezes sound so off and out of character (which maybe does somethin for you idk)

You and your partner D/ynamight are sent on a team up mission in your home country, the US of A. One problem though, it’s during blasty’s birthday. Undeterred, the moment the mission is over, you organize a big American-style bash for your Japanese lover. Things go well, and later in the night you take him to a secluded park to try one of America’s newest favorite past times...Smoking weed. It takes a while but he ends up getting the hang of it after coughing up a lung the first few times. But who knew the Great Explosion Murder God D/ynamight had a nose sensitive to the skunky smell of the devils lettuce? 

Ah yes, i like how it took 30 minutes to write this cause I cant keep my eyes open ah fuck. But ah...yeah, I hope you guys like this birthday wav for b/akugo on the haha funny weed day, I got so stoned I went to bed after recording, woke up, and was still high lol.

Ill get back to being active tomorrow after I get some sleep, I saw a bunch of b/aku birthday stuff & 4/20 today but just had no time to look at em, love yall