january 1986
the newsreader | tim/dale | teen and up | no archive warnings apply | 8.7k
Tim thought he had dropped the subject there to get back to work when Dale said, without warning and in his best impression of a sultry, golden-age starlet, "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow."
"Oh, that one," Tim said calmly, coming within inches of rear-ending the car in front of them.
Dennis and Rob have an office bet that Dale can't score an interview with his celebrity crush. Tim is determined to prove them wrong by any means necessary.
read my fake dating fic at ao3
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me shouting from the rooftops, annoyed by people's tags:
DALE JENNINGS IS NOT GAY, HE IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL
i know it will shock some fans but bisexual people are allowed to fall in love with people of the opposite sex
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