#damn you tumblr app image quality!!

[sweetmariihs2]

🪄Cedric The Sorcerer merch, art and official stuff - Masterlist (incomplete)🌌

That's the new version of the post. The previous one was (accidentally) deleted by me, and this one here is more updated and organized.

I wrote a complete part two post about this post here (searching for Cedric stuff), and it was all very genuine because I was writing down my opinions while looking for more content, so there were my reactions for having found incredible content, art that I had been looking for for a long time, books games and more. I did this research the whole day (of course, taking some breaks and also doing my personal tasks) and finished the post at midnight, but when I posted it, Tumblr deleted the post for no reason. I think maybe it's because there was a bug on the post, because I only had two drafts (this post and one more) and in quantity it said it had 5. Even though I tried to contact Tumblr support, they didn't solve my problem :( so I decided to redo the blog just with the data I found, more organized and also a masterlist of the illustrations I found on Tumblr. (I still want to share the things I found but I don't want to rewrite my reactions, because it won't be genuine anymore)

I did this research myself, so it's likely there are still items off the list that I didn't include. Or there is media that Cedric is in, but that has not been published on the internet and I didn't found anywhere. The content of the magazines for example is so damn hard to find.

After that day, I continued searching all over the internet. I would say this research took around a week or two. And I decided to put everything I found into a big masterlist to share with other people too, so I made this post.

As over time I will continue editing this post and adding more links, you need to remember that when a post is reblogged, the version it was in when it was reblogged will be the version present on the profile of the person who reblogged it. If there are updates, the most recent versions will not appear on that person's profile, so it's a good idea to always check if I have added any more links. Here I will leave the link to the post on my blog, so you can know if there have been any changes.

As always, I will be very grateful to those who have access to this material and can share it with me, so that I can add it to the list, or who have found a link with content that was left out of the post. I'll be very grateful to add it to the list and I'll give you credit. You can send it to me through comments, asks or messages. I will add the link and @ of your blog :)

If you only have images please put them in a post and send the link to me, because we can only add 10 images per post and I have already added too many images in the masterlist :)

You can access the links to the products/media/stuff by clicking on the colored texts (not on the titles, as the titles are just decorative). I'll divide the links into topics so they don't get mixed up.

Sometimes the same book or the same product has multiple links because in one link there are some images and in the other there are others. It could be due to the difference in quality of images from one site to another or because one link has images that the other does not have, about the same product. I will list these links in yellow.

Let me know in the comments if any link doesn't work.

~This version of the post is a REPOST. I accidentally deleted the other post, but fortunately I had a backup in my notes app. I knew that if I lost this post all my hard work would be destroyed too, so at each update, I also did the same update here. I got so mad because I deleted when I was trying to add a new link. What makes me pissed is having to organize in the Tumblr format (with the colored text and everything), but at least the links and the text are still saved. I also added new links.~

~If you want, you can delete the old post from your profile if you reblogged it before I deleted it. It is no longer useful and is the outdated version, plus I may end up getting confused with the two posts. Forget about the old post and focus on this new one ;) ~

Let's go straight to the list.

Concept Art:

This section is incomplete since new concept art is always being discovered.

Model sheets by Connor Flynn (and more artists in the other drawings, I believe)(my favorite concept art)

Carol S. Berkeley Concept/Official art

Cedric and Wormwood Character Descriptions

🪄Storybooks (introduction):

The content of the books can be easily found on YouTube by searching for "Sofia The First read-along book", as many people record videos of themselves reading the books to children. Although we can see the arts, they are usually not in the best quality, so I found some scanned illustrations on Tumblr.

Usually the storybooks have the same stories as the episodes, so Cedric will be present in the books corresponding to each episode he's in. Except for the book Royal Sleepover (He's not there) and Holiday In Enchancia (He's present on a page, but not present in the episode). When You Wish Upon A Well is not posted on YouTube, so it was not found with all the pages and is difficult to find.

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💫Sofia The First Storybook Theater App:

It's an interactive reading mode that existed inside the Disney Junior app. We don't know if there are more interactive books besides these recorded and posted on YouTube.

Sofia The First (introduction book)

The Floating Palace

🌙Storybook scanned pages:

(I won't include the YouTube videos because then can be found easily)

There are variations from the Cedric's Apprentice book: Sofia's Magic Lesson, Cedric Gets Help, "Aprendiendo a Hacer Magia" and Magic Class (He's not in this one). There's also the japanese version of this same story.

Cedric Gets Help read-along video (because it's hard to find)

Scanned Cedric's Apprentice illustrations

Japanese Cedric's Apprentice

Princesita Sofia - Aprendiendo a Hacer Magia

Princesita Sofia - Aprendiendo a Ser Princesa

From the book Sofia The Second

From the book Amulet Of Avalor

From the book The Enchanted Feast

Only one from the book Two Princesses And A Baby (little golden book edition)

One small illustration from Two Princesses And A Baby

From the book Royal Mouse In The House + Two Princesses And A Baby

Mix from Enchanted Science Fair and When You Wish Upon A Well

Mix from The Perfect Tea Party, Magical Match and Amulet And The Anthem

Unknown source

The Magic Of Kindness (characters introductions)

Welcome to Royal Prep (MUSHROOM CEDRIC AAaa)

🌠Merch/Activity Books:

Sofia The First - Annual 2015 (Insta)

Sofia The First - Annual 2015 (Pin)

This book "Annual 2015" along with a magazine confused me a lot. I found illustrations from this book, but they matched illustrations from a magazine comic, which left me very confused because I didn't know what was from which book. After finding a video on YouTube with pictures of the whole magazine, I was able to separate which illustration was from which book. You can find this specific magazine in the magazines section below. Let's go on with the book list.

Sofia The First - Sparkling - Sticker Dress Up (dress Sofia and her royal friends)

Same book, but dress up Cedric

Same book, but Cedric is in a dress

Same book, but dress up Cedric + Baileywick and Roland

— Okay, now we can go on with the rest of the books :)

Sofia The First Magic Sticker Book (Korea)

Sofia The First Deluxe Sticker Book (we have Wormwood here, and both Cedric and Wormwood have heart stickers! And Cedric wears a green robe!)

Sofia The First look and find book

Sofia The First Clay Buddies

S Is For Sofia (ABC book)

Personalized book (you can add your kid's name)

Sticker book "treasury" (NEW CEDRIC STICKER - there's still content from this book that Cedric is featured but I couldn't find it anywhere)

Russian coloring book (Cedric sticker)

Compilation of Cedric in the coloring books

Unknown source (Cedric with his concept art teeth)

Sticker Play - Royal Activites (the famous "unknown source" screenshot - now we know where that pic came from)

Soundtrack german lyric book

🌟JAPANESE Merch/Activity books:

Japan needs a whole separate topic because they have their own producs, magazines, even the aesthetics change

Found a lot of romantic c*dfia traumatizing content...

And at least a good thing: a japanese sofia the first cookbook (for...children?)

I know that not everyone is just part of the "Cedric fandom" like me. I know that there are people who genuinely wants to search for STF content and not only Cedric, and the advice I give to find these things is to write "princess sofia magazine" in Google Translate and translate to Japanese, and then you copy it to the clipboard and search on Google. You will find a lot of interesting stuff.

You can understand what is written in these books by downloading the image and putting it in Google Translate, image translation mode. Select Japanese language translating to English, and translate by image. The app will write in English on top of the Japanese texts so that you can read them. You need to download the image to do this, as it needs to be in your gallery! Or it's an image on Google images and you click on the camera symbol below it -> translate. I use my cellphone, so I don't know how it works in desktop mode. There must be tutorials on the internet about it.

In the Amazon links, sometimes the website don't always shows all the pics that the seller put to sell the product. To see them, don't just swip to the right when you enter the website, click on the image FIRST and then look through the pics. I think that counts for all the Amazon links.

(This one is a storybook) Sofia The First - once upon a princess story (you can read the preview on that big button and there's a Cedric illustration)

Sofia The First + Frozen Sticker Book

Sticker dress up magnetic bag

Sticker dress up book

Another sticker book

"Kisekae collection", japanese mini portable dress up bag

Same japanese mini portable dress up bag; in a better quality BUT with a blue filter on (amazon, idk why they did that)

Did you notice that the photo of Sofia and Cedric on the cover has the ruby ​​heart sticker? <3

Another japanese sticker book

Same japanese sticker book but more images

Lessons for becoming a princess (Disney picture book)

Flora painting Cedric's robe pink 😭😭

Little Princess Sofia Perfect Guide All stories published! (Gakken Disney Mook) *I just translated* Cedric is in the stickers (click on the image to see all)

Japanese learning english book? With a reading pen

Japanese learning words with little princess Sofia [NEW CEDRIC ILLUSTRATIONS]

Activity book (Cedric is in the stickers)

Activity book (Cedric is in a number card)

Japanese character encyclopedia (new pics) (click on the image to see all)

Japanese character encyclopedia (high quality images- not complete)

Magazine/book with new Cedric content, BUT there are new pics of the last "character encyclopedia" and bless this person on amazon, they did so much for us, thank you, thank you (click on the image to see all)

(That's all the same link I just played a little with the colors lol)

Magazine/book with game of fiding the seven errors with Cedric (click on the image to see all)

MAGAZINE WHERE WE CAN LEARN MAGIC TRICKS WITH CEDRIC!!!! (click on the image to see all)

Magazine/book with stickers (click on the image to see all)

Magazine that comes with pens and a small bag

10 stories (there's a part for describing the characters... but it's just a preview so you have to buy it)(that gray button is for reading the preview)

10 stories 2 (same thing as the last one)(that small button below the pic is for reading the preview)

"Princess Lession", probably an activity book

Another sticker+activity book

Unknown book (it's described as a comic, but I don't believe it is)

I found a website full of high quality images of japanese merch and books, some scanned pages and everything. But it redirected to adult sites. The site full of STF merch appears for a second and then several betting sites and mature content open, so to be able to get these images, I turned off my Wi-Fi before the adult site appeared and kept scrolling the page to see the images, then to go to the second part I would turn it on for a moment and turn it off again before the ads appeared 😭 it was very difficult but I got everything interesting that was there. Here are some:

🌌Magazines:

The Day Of The Sorcerers magazine:

Random images + part of the comic

Announcement in previous magazine

The Day Of The Sorcerers comic version

Extra comic parts

Snowman Cedric pic

"A Bit Of Magic" (name of the comic) magazine:

WHOLE MAGAZINE VIDEO: Activities and full comic

"A Bit Of Magic" comic (Once Upon A Princess/Cedric's Apprentice inspired story)

"A Bit Of Magic" comic scenes (finally- that's not an "unknown source" anymore)

A Bit Of Magic" comic scenes (previously nicknamed "Once Upon A Princess comic-like illustrations by me)

Another part of the "A Bit Of Magic" comic (that's the reused artwork I mentioned at the "annual 2015" book)

This is the comic I mentioned in the "Annual 2015" book part. The illustrations in this magazine are similar to those in the book and because I didn't have access to either of the two complete books, I couldn't understand which was which. Today I know because I found the video of the whole magazine.

Other magazines content (activities):

Intituled "Sofia The First Official Comic Issue 13 with free gift", but it can be called "Magic Helpers"

Sofia The First Royal Adventures - Join Sofia's Party!

"Another chance"/"Perfect spell"/"Magical Mishaps" (unknown source)

"A successful spell" (unknown source)

"A magic celebration" (unknown source)

"Secret Path" (unknown source)

"Pet swap" (unknown source)

"Our special talents" (unknown source)

Magazines' comics:

"Welcome to Royal Prep Academy!" Magazine (comic)

Same comic but different pics (previously an unknown source)

Believed to be from a comic/magazine (unknown source)

I had a screenshot here before I mentioned that I lost the source. But not that I found out it's source I discovered that it's not from a magazine! It's a sticker book that I already mentioned but I thought those were two different books!! The book I'm talking about is "Sticker Play - Royal Activities". You can find it in the "Merch/activity books" part of the post, up there. I only mentioned that because previously this screenshot was here and if you saw it through someone's reblog, you're seeing an old version of the post. I already found out that it doesn't belong here. :)

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🪞Magazine covers:

Sofia The First - Leading The Way (True Friendship/Cedric Takes Charge) [Day Of The Sorcerers Comic]

Sofia The First - Royal Adventures (New Exciting Adventures!/The Power Of Being Nice)

Sofia The First - Leading The Way (Surprising Friends!/Visit Hexley Hall with Cedric!)

Sofia The First - Royal Adventures (Indonesian: Selamat Datang di Pesta Sihir)(translation: Welcome to Magic Party) (sassy Cedric)

🌔Merch:

Panini stickers (from the Sofia The First - Collectible Sticker Album)

Panini sticker album — High quality stickers (I FINALLY FOUND THE DAMN STICKER ALBUM CARDS)

Panini sticker album — here we can see all of the pages. The quality is low but in other videos people don't show them all

Panini sticker album — complete (lmao this video)

Board game - Surprise Slides (conceptart-like Cedric illustration)

I think that's a dvd

🐦‍⬛Games:

I have great news for you: I found a website called Numuki that still supports flash games. On this website you can play ALL the games I have listed below (except for Sofia's Enchanted Adventure. I thought it wasn't possible to play The Mermaid Princess either, but it just doesn't show up when you search for "Cedric", it shows up in similar game recommendations when you're playing a STF game). Just search for Numuki on Google and in the website's search bar search for "Cedric", and voilá, have fun.

A Spell for Mr Cedric

Cedric needs ingredients to make a spell that makes fireworks, so Sofia needs to get them for him.

Keys To The Castle

Sofia needs to go to the royal ball and Cedric locked the door with his magic. Now she needs to get the keys to go back to the ball. Cedric has a new 3d pose and is an enemy/npc that can "game over" your game (his walk is so funny). Plus we have Wormwood here. "Game over" at 04:50 min.

Sofia's Enchanted Adventure

Cedric turns into a lizard (a very cute and funny one, that doesn't show inside the episodes) and Sofia needs to help him turn back to his normal self.

The Curse Of Princess Ivy

Cedric has a new 3d pose and a small animation. This game is about catching Ivy's butterflies and you can play with Amber or Sofia.

Sofia's Card Catch

Matching game with Cedric. There was a previous version where Cedric was the sea monster instead of his normal self.

The Mermaid Princess

The Floating Palace game version. I'm not that familiarized with the english dub so I don't know if they reused the same voicelines from the episodes or not.

[zeltqz]

niyaaaa do u have any tips for people who wanna get into fic writing? 👀

i don’t really get how the whole posting format for fics works on here tbh 😭 and like your info area it’s so cool

YEAH OFC!! btw dm me your username so i can follow and support you <3

tip 1- the posting format isnt that hard to get used to actually its just you create a tumblr text post and then copy and paste your fic onto it, add the tags and stuff then post it. if you want to add banners, headers and stuff to make it look better then go ahead, just add images to the text post

tip 2- the info area is the same as above, just add pictures of your choice etc to the text post, add your information, name, age, fav things etc and then to link posts to your post, highlight where u want the link to go, then copy the link of the post u want linked then press the hyperlink that looks like two chains linked together when you highlight the text if that makes sense? sounds like a lot but its rlly not i promise haha

tip 3- always type your fics on other apps like word or google docs since they have an auto save feature!! i dont reccomend typing your fics on tumblr since one if the app crashes, it doesn't automatically save your work so everything you wrote will get deleted (some versions of tumblr do have autosave, my laptop has it but my phone and iPad doesn't, so i dont rely on it)

tip 4- idk if you want tips on actual fic writing or just how to get your fics onto tumblr but ill help you with that anyway. with me when i write fics i always imagine it out in my head. theres some of my fics where i just went with the flow and wrote wgatever came to mind and those are the fics i hate the most because they dont rlly make sense to me. theyre always so random and it just seems rushed and bad.

i picture my fics like a scene in my head and whatever i want the character to do, think, say or feel i write that shit down asap. i use other online sources to help get more descriptive like the emotion theasurus <- honestly one of my favourite things to use ever, they have so much body language to use for every emotion in the damn book

dialogue is also something i find difficult. i've improved i personally feel like but its still hard for me especially if im writing a new character. i never want to make the character seem OOC so i do lots of research before hand. i normally use the wiki to read up on a characters personality.

for example i'll use ran for this since he's like 99% of my account lmao. in the wiki, he's described as "naturally whimsical toward others which makes him inscrutable" though ran doesnt have many scenes in the manga (which i hate bc i love him sm) its impossible to actually write him down to a tee so i use that naturally whimsical description to make him playful, charismatic, carefree etc, going off what little information i have with him.

getting a characters personality down is what can make or break a dialogue. for me when im reading a fic of a character and their dialogue is so OOC it puts me off and i dont even wanna read. so i apply my same fic icks to myself and think if I don't like seeing this and that in a fic, why would I incorporate those in my fics and have ppl get put off it if they have the same fic icks as me?

hope that makes sense!!

tip 5- dont rush yourself at all. i used to rush a few of my fics and i just ended up hating it so much after and fought bck the urge to delete them so many times but then i'd see people's comments and realise i was being too harsh on myself. i'd keep them up but i'd just hate seeing them get attention.

rushing only makes you hate your work and the quality of your work will decline if you are not in the right headspace.

thats also why i have the don't rush me thing in my rules because not only is it annoying to see people constantly asking for updates, it also makes me mad because i know i'll just put out a piece of garbage if i did rush.

also another tip don't give yourself deadlines!! if you know your writing consistency can be a little sloppy, don't tell your followers that you're going to upload every so and so day. if something happens and you miss the deadline, you'll feel bad and rush something out and most times out of ten, a rushed fic doesn't do well. so take your time and don't rush.

tip 6- dont listen to what other people say or feel obligated to write something you don't wanna. establish your boundaries!! for example, from day one i started this blog i said im accepting requests but i will not write anything to do with non-con, incest or minors. i made sure that was out there so i wouldn't feel uncomforable writing anything i wasn't comfy with.

there are people on this app that may like your writing and request you to write something for them. you are not obligated to write anything for anyone! don't feel like you have to just because they asked nicely.

if you want to accept requests you can im not saying you shouldn't, im saying don't feel like you have to. you always have a choice. its your blog.

tip 7- remember this isn't a job. you're allowed to take breaks, allowed to have a personal life. don't feel like you need to be updating every day. i used to think i was obligated to be uploading consistently at least every week because i was obsesssed with engagement and seeing peoples comments and was scared if i took a break ppl will unfollow. now i honestly don't care. i'm not active as much as i used to because of school and that's fine! if ppl want to leave, let them. don't feel like you're forced to keep being active in order to keep your follower count stable.

tip 8- this app can get really toxic sometimes. luckily enough i've only had one toxic anon in my inbox and i've been on this app for a year. some people have so many, some ppl get harrassed etc. if that happens to you just be prepared since there's no actual way to find out who's behind anons. you can turn off your anon options which means if ppl want to inbox you something then their account will be showing. some people arent comfortable with that and that's fine! i keep mine on because i want people to feel comfortable on my page.

just remember though if you ever feel like this app is getting overwhelming take breaks! for the sake of your mental health take breaks. i know so many writers on here that took breaks and came back healthier and stronger.

i feel like this tip goes for social media in general. as much as i love social media im aware how unhealthy it is. breaks are so important for you. remember that.

i can't think of anymore tips right now but if i have some more i will edit the post and add it on.

if u have anymore questions about the tumblr posting format dm me and ill help you out :))

[tyrograph]

Dear @staff

Fuck you very much*,

Sincerely,

Me

*p.s. forever and ever

It will ALWAYS say "NEW". I will not turn it on. I came here to get the fuck away from tiktok you idiots.

If you want to make this site work better, try fixing the broken functions, don't force load new shit no one (except advertisers) has asked for.

And by broken, what i mean is: we all know image quality on tumblr sucks especially on a phone, so I'm in the habit of avoiding eyestrain by clicking open images to see them better. Thanks to the latest update, images open BUT!! cannot be rotated! And usually can't be zoomed into either!!!! A fabulous choice you fucknuts. Guess I'll never be able to read those imformative and amusing screenshots of tags.

Of course, if the post I'm hoping to dive into includes an embedded video anywhere, I'm fully SHIT OUT OF LUCK!! Tapping on any part of such a post will catapult me into a random tiktok stream.

If your goal is to force all tumblr users off mobile and onto the browser, just cut to the chase and delete the damn app.

[maddy-hatter-97]

I posted 415 times in 2022

That's 32 more posts than 2021!

134 posts created (32%)

281 posts reblogged (68%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@dont-touch-the-flower-child

@supermary64

@altairsarts

@insanelyadd

@weirdgirl92

I tagged 360 of my posts in 2022

Only 13% of my posts had no tags

#flowey - 132 posts

#undertale - 114 posts

#papyrus - 91 posts

#my art - 88 posts

#sans - 35 posts

#frisk - 33 posts

#chara - 24 posts

#louise the audrey 2 - 18 posts

#the devil cuphead - 15 posts

#deltarune - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 121 characters

#your pie description and drawing the apples made me able to smell the damn pie so now i need to find the time to make one

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

So there's this cool AU called @invertedfate by @megaderping, it's honestly amazing and you should check it out if you haven't already.

Apologies, as the grabbed individuals might be a bit blurred. Unfortunately I misclicked and merged an all black layer down onto the layer they were on, obscuring them, by the time I noticed it was so late I crashed the app hitting undo too rapidly, eventually I was able to screenshot the correct image from a playback of my work but it was lower quality.

Anyway, without further ado, here's Flowey enjoying his victory.

The most recent update was outstanding and now I've finally got this drawn I plan to rewatch it since my reference screenshots just don't do it justice.

58 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

#4

This whole season the Devil's been adorable but him having a tap dance with Chalice and just having fun with it and then Henchman applauding.

And just in general Henchman's enthusiasm for everything Devil does for fun is just so sweet.

We all need a Henchman.

(Why is the single most relateable character in any work of fiction The Devil?)

62 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#3

Greetings everyone! It's Let Papyrus Say Fuck day once again, let us celebrate!

And of course, since it's also Pride month, we can count on Papyrus to support LGBTQ+ folks.

Papyrus is a cool dude and you can be too, if we get the shirt un-discontinued. See @insanelyadd's post for how.

71 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

#2

So there's this cool AU called @shifter-au about Papyrus being a shapeshifter that feeds on love and is trying to keep his identity a secret (Flowey knows though).

I had this idea floating around my head for a while and I was gonna pitch it to @leshyleaf before remembering I can actually draw it myself now.

Go check out Leshy's art, they have this sweet cartoony style that looks great in their comic.

197 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD!

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557 notes - Posted June 17, 2022

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[hotdamnhunnam]

You’re Wet, You’re Naked

Part 1 | Part 2

A/N: Here’s Part 2 of Charlie spending a hot smutty night with his biggest fan Y/N! This fic is also my next entry for @band--psycho’s Bingo Challenge! In this Part 2, Charlie opens your tumblr and stumbles on some of your filthy imagines... 👀

Pairing: Charlie Hunnam x F!Reader Warnings: smut, swearing, dirty talk Request: This anon request + separate request from @rayslittlekitten (Charlie reading smutty fanfics​) Bingo Square Filled: Losing a bet

Word Count: ~900

... Continued from Part 1 [Read Here]

So the bet has been set, though the stakes haven’t yet.

You’re still pinching yourself at the fact that Charlie Fucking Hunnam somehow picked you out from the crowd at the talk show that you just attended... and is now taking you to bed. And you’re kicking yourself that you ever agreed to this bet: that if he snoops around on your phone he’ll find some kind of fangirl content that causes you to cringe in embarrassment.

And of course you have that kind of content. Ugh, why did you ever assent...?

It’s a struggle to try to stay calm, as Charlie holds the key to your dirtiest secrets about him right there in his palm. Thankfully there is only one app on your phone in which all of these secrets are harbored: the little ‘t’ icon for tumblr. If he never opens that app you’ll be certain to win. Charlie teases you lightly about all the pictures and gifs that you have saved of him but that’s far from a sin.

Beside you in the backseat of his private limousine ride, Charlie glides his thumb over the apps that he hasn’t yet checked as he seeks out the content you’re trying to hide. You’re both deeply reclined, bodies dangerously close to each other against the black leather.

“I don’t even know what you think you might find, but I promise it’s not under ‘Weather’...” you laugh as his thumb passes by the image of a partly cloudy sky.

“You wanna bet?” Charlie mischievously replies. “I’m guessing if I open it the forecast’s gonna be all fucking wet.”

You laugh again and roll your eyes, though you’re in no position to deny. “Oh God, are you always this corny?”

“Only when I’m horny.”

“Something tells me that happens a lot...”

“What, are you calling me a slut?” Charlie pretends to be offended with a cheeky little gasp, before returning to his task. And promptly hitting the jackpot. “Hmm, now what is this colorful ‘t’? It’s an inviting little mystery. Let’s have a look and see...”

Part of you wants him to discover all your nasty, filthy fantasies... but now that it’s about to happen it feels like you’ve been run over by a truck. You’re well and truly fucked. 

And will be in more ways than one, by the time the night is done.

***************

The progression of Charlie’s reaction... begins innocently. And escalates quickly.

“Oh, this is cute as fuck. You have a little fan blog?”

Five seconds later as he realizes that 99% of content on your ‘little fan blog’ just consists of hardcore smut singing the praises of his cock...

“What is a ‘fic’?” he thinks out loud before easily answering his own question. “Is that short for fiction—like fanfiction? ‘Smutty’ meaning it’s like, graphic? Pornographic? Have you written thousands of words all about my big dick?”

You act as if you’re totally unfazed, although deep down you’re so embarrassed you wish every word you’ve written could be instantly erased. “Yeah, and what of it? I’m proud of it.”

“As you should be; I love it. This is some good shit,” he tells you as he browses through your work, lips lifting into a delicious little smirk. Especially delighted at the sight of all the dirty talk that’s featured in your fics, and the intense dom/sub dynamic. Damn, he really is devouring your masterlist. “Well, that... that’s accurate.”

“What is?” you ask, trying to keep up though his thumb is scrolling fast, as he skims through pages upon pages of smuttiness.

“Like, all of it.”

Oh holy shit. Holy mother of shit.

“I’m serious—it’s like I scripted this. You been spying on me or some shit?”

You bite your lip and try to stay composed although you’re so aroused you’re really not okay. “Only every other Tuesday?”

He laughs and ruffles your hair which slays you in a million ways. “I knew that’s what you’d say.”

“I guess we’re in each other’s heads...”

“Damn right. If only all this time we had been in each other’s beds.”

The shameless slut inside you answers with the boldest thing you’ve ever said—may as well, she decides. “...I guess that starts tonight?”

Charlie just lifts his suit-clad shoulders in a shrug, as if it’s not painfully obvious you two are gonna fuck. “Well, that was gonna be your prize if you had won the bet...”

“But I did!” you insist, as you smother your self-consciousness, pleased with how well you’ve managed to hide it. “I’m not embarrassed by my blog one bit. Honest. This means I win, you cheeky little shit.”

“You think you won this bet?” he snickers, blue eyes sparkling in a dark devilish flicker. “There’s a shit ton of your quality fiction I still haven’t read. Bitch, I haven’t even dug into the kinky section yet.”

Oh crap. You didn’t think he would dig that deep once he stumbled on this freaky little app. He’s already gotten the gist, from a quick little trip through your masterlist...

But now that Charlie knows you’re such a filthy fucking whore, for him, and how much you adore him... he just wants to read more and more and more.

And hopefully reenact every damn word of the smut that you’ve written, making hardcore fact out of fantasy fiction, if that’s what the night has in store.

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... Continued in Part 3!

Hope you enjoyed this, and would love to hear if you did! 🤗❤️

– Main Masterlist

– Bingo Challenge Masterlist

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[train-heartnet-xiii]

well, we didn’t get the bonfire patio peach planted before winter (some of the mulberry roots were a pain and we still have to get them out in the spring before we can plant it then) and we were kind of worried about it making it while inside. apparently that was a non-issue as it’s doing well enough to bloom and start growing some leaves as well. it’s a bit scraggly but it was the last one they had and marked down, but if this is any indication with the right care given enough time you probably won’t be able to tell it was scraggly when we got it.

and since I haven’t really tried out the camera on my new phone much yet I thought this would be a good excuse to try it out.

EDIT: okay, tumblr killed the animation on the first image, let me fix that... it may take a little time, this laptop is slow. there, quality dropped a bit on it in the downsizing sadly.

EDIT AGAIN: WTF is tumblr even doing I can see it moving on the damn app but not my browser. I’m going to try adding the original to the post at the bottom and see if that works in the app too.

YET ANOTHER EDIT: is it just my laptop or are both the top and bottom ones still because they’re both animated when I check the post in the tumblr app but still when I check on my laptop?

[girlscrushes]

No photoshop? No problem.

Ever wanted to capture your favorite tv shows or the best of your favorite celebrity’s antics, but couldn’t because photoshop is too expensive and everything else produces low quality tagged gifs?

Well, as promised, here is my gif tutorial in celebration of reaching 400 followers! With this, you can create gifs for FREE or at least for a fraction of the price!

Note: This is a general gif-making tutorial. For tutorials on colored or typographic gifs, follow my resources blog @damn-sparksfly! I will be posting tutorials as I reach followers milestones on my primary and secondary blogs 💕

Okay, onto the good stuff!

STEP 1: FIND AN HQ VIDEO & SCREEN RECORD

For Criminal Minds, I use either the official youtube channel or Netflix.  Because of Netflix’s default screen capture exemption settings, you have to download Opera for Macs and Movavi for PC to do this.

STEP 2: IMAGE CAPTURE & MAKE A GIF

Using GIPHY Capture, which you can download here, screen capture any clip to your heart’s desire. For the most part, the gif making capabilities of this free app is already pretty powerful. You can cut the length, resize and even caption the gif.

STEP 3: CROP/RESIZE/CUT 

But if you want to take it to the next level, I recommend using ezgif.com! You can check out what exactly this site can do but basically, you can cut the length of the gif, resize it (1376x847 → 500x250, for example), and add captions. I love this site because it also allows you to edit the gif frame by frame so you can delete unnecessary frames to get the gif down to less than 3MB (which is the Tumblr limit).

STEP 4: TEXT OVERLAY

Using a photo editor- I use Pixelmator, but you can use Pixlr for Free- create a text overlay which is basically the caption (my settings are Arial Bold Italic at 18px) on a transparent background as shown above. 

Note: To achieve a transparent background, make sure to export the image in PNG format.

STEP 5: ANIMATE GIF

Then put it all together using the Overlays feature on ezgif.com, animate it, and you’re done!

[transformingyourlives]

The Dangers of Over-Sharing

Post Less on Social Media And See Your Relationship Improve

 It goes without saying that social media has become more popular today than anyone of my generation could ever have imagined. At times, it appears to be like a drug addiction. Give it a moment’s thought and answer this question: What would you do when you’re bored if your phone didn’t have all those apps, e.g., Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or Tumblr? In some lives it has gotten to be so important that it overshadows the quality of a relationship and has even destroyed it.

Asking whether or not those relationships were stable or not is a different discussion. Before social media was the rage, people had lots of privacy. Now we have all gotten so involved with it all that we no longer recognize the border between privacy and what is being mindfully kept a secret.

Disagreements begin when one of you wants to keep the “relationship” from becoming “public” or “official” and usually it is social media that is used as the tool to make the statement. Otherwise it would remain private. The result is the one who wants to announce the relationship feels that the other is trying to maintain some sort of secret, and we all know that secrets are bad. 

Now we have all gotten so involved with it all that we no longer recognize the border between privacy and what is being mindfully kept a secret.

Let me give those of you who feel you need social media to validate your relationship some advice; if you find yourself in that situation, perhaps you are in the wrong relationship…just sayin’.

Here and now

Did you ever notice that couples get so engaged with social media that they spend unnatural amounts of time posting about their relationships, and it turns out that they aren’t really happy in the first place? They don’t seem to enjoy things in the moment. Once out on their evening, they are CONSTANTLY updating their status; where they are, what they are doing, eating, drinking, rather than putting the damn phone down and enjoying the moment? Imagine being their “significant other.”

When you are in a relationship and decide together to keep it off social media, it lets you enjoy your time together, getting the best out of it, and having an experience that only the two of you can share. In this mentality, neither has anything to prove to anyone but their partner. Is it any surprise that they tend to be happier and more secure with each other?

Your partner, not social media, validates you

We all know couples who post all the time and create the image of the perfect relationship while in reality, they fight like cats and dogs. In real life they can hardly be bothered with each other, right? It happens more times than you might think. Sometimes folks are miserable in their relationship while they post these loving pics, and get a lot of “likes” and thus gain the validation that they fail to gain from their partner. It’s from their partner that it is due, but they put it out for all to see.

 When you are in a relationship and decide together to keep it off social media, it lets you enjoy your time together.

 If you find yourself in a relationship and you realize that it’s you that does this sort of thing, give yourself a break; most people have done one version of this or another from time to time. When you feel you need validation, it’s really important to remember that it’s your partner that you go to, and expressing your needs is how you start. Put the friggin’ phone down, take their hand in yours and talk to them; just talk. Communication is the key.

 It isn’t any of their damn business anyway

When you get all mad at your significant other, refrain from using your social media status to announce the problem to everyone you know. It isn’t about those folks; it is about you and your partner. Do you really want all of those ugly comments on your feed anyway? Let’s admit once and for all that they don’t know what they’re talking about; it is only you and your partner whose opinions matter. Their claptrap is irrelevant. They act like they care, just so they can turn around and post/gossip about it. Now ask yourself, how does THAT help your relationship? Gossip, gossip, gossip….  

Soon, everyone you could care less about knows the intimate details of your life and that is how really ugly rumors start. Shame on you! Try and remember that the relationship is for both people, and it’s really important to keep some things—actually lots of things—private.

 Social media pressure

Social media designers never intended for it to be used as a comparative diary. Today there are people who wake up and can’t do anything in their lives before they check in and post for the morning. Did you ever notice it is usually about their personal life? Like the ones where one or the other in a relationship posts that their partner isn’t “acting right” this morning. Then their hundreds of “friends” swoop in and all leave their advice for the wounded one. When you think about it, this person has not only shared a private detail with the world, but in one step has embarrassed both themselves and their partner. Often people don’t really understand the influence social media has on those around them. When the couple makes up, will they make it a point to post how much better things are? I can’t even imagine how wearying it must be to feel the need to update the world constantly about the happenings in your life.

 Often people don’t really understand the influence social media has on those around them.

 I know, not every relationship, work or personal, is full time peaches and cream. You will certainly trip up on disagreements and disappointments. But please remember, your personal relationship is private; it might even be so special that you consider it sacred. Do your best to keep private things private. Just put the damn phone in the credenza and enjoy your partner; you never know how long you have.

[ocdaniel]

@$@#$@@#CK

LAME DUDE!!! I just wrote this blog post and tumblr crashed. Searched for a bit on if it recovers old posts and saves as drafts and i couldn’t find anything useful.  LAME!!!!  If i do this blog post thing, i might just start using google docs and start pasting them over here.  strike 1 tumblr!  ugh. anyway, before it crashed i did a quick screen shot just in case and then i used this online image to text converter to get the text back.  wack, but i saved a decent portion of what i wrote.  here it is:

(i had a bunch of stuff written before this but it didn’t catch in the screen shot.

2017 - The year of the P.U.M.P.

1. Past in the past - The past is to learn from, not to live in. The past is best served left in the past and recalled when relevant information is needed.

2. Upgrade every day - If your gonna move forward, might as well upgrade along the way. Daily self improvement will lead to compounded returns. 3. Moment to moment living - Planning is great but don't forget to stop and smell the flowers. Embrace the moments as they come and try to FIT IN the flow instead of trying to CREATE the flow. 4. Proactive Progress - Be proactive about change. It all starts with you and your future self awaits!

This is the way i started the year off for 2017. The PUMP is where growth happens. Expansion and contraction create energy. Like a air pump. Expand.. potential, Contract... realization of energy. You can't create energy without properly setting the environment for energy to exist. I've gone through many seasons in life in these past 37 years and have tested many different approaches to living. Some work well, others have catastrophic failure. I think the key to living a fulfilling life is to collect more things that work and discard the stuff that doesn't.

As of today, i'm super excited about mobile app development. I see so much potential still in the marketplace and have been finding some real interesting "soft spots" out there. I feel like its the wild wild west still for mobile app dev and that resources are finally catching up to the market to make things easier and more productive to develop in that space. What i mean is... When the internet started becoming more and more popular, url's were all over the place for the taking. It was a specialized field that only early adopters came in to explore. The nerds, geeks, techies were the target demographic for success in this environment however it wasn't cool to be a geek yet. Computers and video games were not very "sexy" in the 90's. Online chatting/ dating/ etc was not a norm.., oh how things change. Well some people sit back and say "wow, omg, crazy, too fast, didn't see that coming!" while others can forecast and anticipate what will happen or has a high probability of happening. The ones that are engaged and embrace change often those that aren't so surprised. Well usually, the emotion of being surprised is often related to the lack of anticipation. The lack of anticipation is usually due to the lack of vision. The lack of vision is usually related to the lack of information. Basically, data trumps all guess work if you have it. That's why i'm a big fan of predictive analytics an data mining. The more data you have, the better forecasting you can make off relevant information.

So how this applies to mobile apps? Well, i've been playing in the space for a few years now and feel that smartphones have basically taken over the human population's attention. Social media is a full blown epidemic and has grabbed tremendous amount of real estate when it come to a collective human attention We find our news there, info on family, event details, entertainment, etc. I don't think this is anything WOW, OMG, CRAZY, TOO FAST, or DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING... because i've seen the progression of this for the last 15 years or so Technology is supposed to make things easier and more efficient. The problem is that we often don't know what is going to work in the mass market because of the lack of samples to test on.  As soon as the world began to adopt social media and smartphones as the norm, the ability to test web tech became more and more accessible.  

So.. mobile apps and how i see it. Mobile app development was super super expensive just a few years ago.  I mean it’s still expensive now.  You can spend upwards of $50k+ trying to build out a custom app going into the hundreds of thousands of dollars.  I’ve never been a “traditional” type of guy that likes to pay market rate for things and always figured out various ways to get development accomplished at a decent price.  In this space, time is key.  The longer a dev guy needs to build something out or figure out how to make it, the more you’ll end up paying.  Often times, figuring out how to make “what you want” into “what you want” is the hardest part.  Think like this.. guy with idea “i want a car that flies” > guy building it “ok, here you go” guy with the idea “that’s not what i want” > guy building it > “ok, explain it better” > 10 years later “guy with the idea “#&$@#*$@#*$@#&#$@*&” > guy building it “ok, here’s my invoice again” 

wasted time, energy, emotion, creativity, etc, etc.... Point being, it’s hard to build something without being able to properly translate what you want to the person building it unless your doing it yourself.  That’s where i think the opportunity is.  Mobile app dev is not a very familiar area to a majority of the world however, it’s used by the majority of the first world population. Lot of users, not a lot of developers.  I mean this is how i’ve made my living.  Charging premium for things that “normal” people want but can’t build themselves. What I’ve gotten good at is figuring out how to TRANSLATE ideas into a executable format that provides efficient development.  Kinda like a map maker.  I help get people from idea to execution without too many bumps and bruises.  Crucial in this era of rapid development and a instant gratification marketplace.  Those who build faster yet quality products could win BIG now!  Well, that’s how i see mobile apps.  It’s a huge marketplace with little competition for an enormous amount of content integration opportunities. Lotta people + Lotta ideas - People who can build the stuff = MASSIVE OPPORTUNITY!  

I have a surfing analogy i often say to friends... i don’t try to catch every wave but rather try to prep my board and my energy to catch the big one that other’s didn’t prep for.  Lotta people out there hacking away trying to catch every damn trend and trying to be something their not.... I’d rather build what i’m good at and proven into something that can catch fire when the time is ripe.  THE TIME IS NOW!!!  To say the least, i’m extremely excited. This marks the beginning of the next chapter to my entrepreneurial endeavors that has been in the making for years.... What used to take me months, i am now able to do in weeks.  What used to take me weeks, i’m doing in days. It’s really cool to see things come together.  Speed + Precision = Ninja Execution. Mobile apps... We Coming... 

Stay Tuned.....