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teatitty · 6 months

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Dandelion runs into Lambert while he's tracking a pack of wargs and grumbling about how they never show up when you actually want them to, stupid dogs, won't even be lured by jerky and Dandelion thinks it over for a moment, goes, "I apologise in advance for your hearing" and lets out the shrillest, loudest whistle Lambert's ever heard that rattles his whole fucking skull

But it does succeed in finally drawing out the wargs. They are still dogs, after all

#the witcher books #dandelion #lambert #no dandy did not think about what would happen after #so yes he does end up launching up a tree to get Out Of The Way when they burst thru the bushes #lambert: you couldn't have done this AFTER putting distance betwen us!?#dandelion: I - YOU ABSOLUTE UNGRATEFUL BASTARD #cue them bickering for ages after about it

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