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Beyoncé x Lion King Premiere by David Dobrik

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From early November before I cut all of my hair and dyed what was left aquamarine ✌ but thought I'd post a selfie on here other than my personal blog

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Masterlist ✨

Due to the fact that english isn't my first language..i don't feel comfortable enough to write anything..

Buuut i decided to make a masterlist with my favourite imagines/fics/blurbs etc!

This list will be *updated from time to time... (i have to go through my likes and this may take some time lol)

And i will organize and mark them as well! 

I renamed some of them but tried to keep the original name. 

If I used your work and you don't want to be featured on this list please tell me and I’ll remove it.  

as my blog in general... this list will contain mainly Jeff, some David (not yet but it will.. i promise) .. and a few whole squad pieces. 

* ~. enjoooooy . ~*

angst - A

fluff - F

smut - S

*~ new fics updated to the list 

Jeff Wittek as...

-> your friend/crush/ex

~ the one where you meet him in a bar

~ the one where you meet him at a dog park

~ the one where you meet him at a houseparty in New York (s)

~ the one where he asks you out

~ the one where he flirts with you 

~ the one with the six feet apart date

~ the one with the blind date (cute!!)

~ the one with your first date

*~ the one where you go house hunting (f)

*~ the one where he is your plus one

~ the one where you’re cuddling on davids couch  (f)

*~ the one where he gives you his hoodie (f)

~ the one where he would do anything for you (f)

~ the one where he helps you heal after a break up (f)

*~ the one where you escape an abusive relationship 

~ the one where he tries to get in your pants (a/f)

~ the one where he teases you

~ the one where you tease each other 

~ the one where he treats you to something nice (s)

~ the one with the lie detector

~ the one where he is your seatbelt

~ the one where he breaks up with his gf cuz you’re bored

~ the one where he tells you that your boyfriend cheated on you

~ the one where you are in an unhappy relationship with someone else (a/f)

~ the one where you break up with your boyfriend cuz he is jealous of Jeff (s)

~ the one with your dirty laundry (s)

~ the one where you are friends from back home 

~ the one where you are number neighbours

~ the one where he stays with you

~ the one where you are being shipped 

~ the one where he has a crush on you

~ the one where you accidentally admit your crush on him

~ the one where your friends push you to admit your crush 

*~ the one where you are not supposed to kiss him

*~ the one where you kiss him first

~ the one where he tells you that he loves you (a/f/s)

~ the one where one thing leads to another 

~ the one where you are friends with benefits (light s)

*~ the one were no strings are attached

*~ the one where he lets you go (a/f/s)

~ the one where you have a sleepover with the squad (s)

~ the one where he gets attached

~ the one where he is your secret boyfriend

~ the one where you are not official yet 

~ the one where you are drunk text him (the billboard prank pt. 2)

*~ the one where he takes care of you while you’re drunk

~ the one where you get caught - by David 

~the one where you get caught - by everyone 

~ the one where you get caught - by Joe 

~ the one where you accidentally call him

*~ the one where you meet him again

*~ the one where you meet him after he abandoned you 

*~ the one where you get back together

~ the one where he drunkenly shows up at your place

-> your boyfriend

~ the one with the escape room (S)

~ the one where he can't hold back (s)

~ the one where you start liking hiking 

~ the one where you are a hot mess

~ the one where he can't get enough

~ the one where you are on a road trip (s)

~ the one where you are on vacation (F) 

~ the one where you are passing the time (S)

~ the one on the beach 

~ the one where he will marry you

~ the one where you’re his shortcake

*~ the one where you have your period

~ the one where you are his home and heaven

*~ the one where you move in with him

~ the one where you are playing baseball with him (f)

~ the one where you broke his clippers (s)

*~ the one where he tries to do your make up

~ the one where he braids your hair

~ the one where he is doing your hair (another one)

~ the one where you feature on the barbershop

~ the one where your relationship gets exposed

~ the one where you dance with him

~ the one where you visit his family (S)

~ the one where you meet his parents 

~ the one where you meet his parents (another one)

~ the one where he is jealous  (light S)

~ the one where you tease him (S)

~ the one where you tease him by posting pictures on insta

~ the one where he calls you by a different name (a?)

~ the one where he says his goodbyes to you (a)

-> your husband/ a father

~ the one where he proposes to you

~ the one where you marry him

~ the one where you visit Davids house (with your kids)

~ the one where he takes care of your son

-> not defined/ long ones/ series

~  History repeats (long one)

~ the girl with the fire in her eyes (long one)

~ mystery girl / pt. 2 (with David Dobrik)

~ the billboard prank / pt. 2 

~ no more waiting

~ are you up? / pt. 2 (S)

~ You will always be the girl he wish he kept / pt. 2 / pt. 3

~ Best friends / pt. 2 / pt. 3 / pt. 4 *

*~ not the boy you should be afraid to love 

~ weak when ur around

~ unrequited 

David Dobrik 

-> your friend/crush

~ the one where he teases you all day long (s)

~ the one where he marries you instead of Jasons mom

~ the one with the mistletoe

*~ the one where you are jealous of other girls in his life

*~ the one where you are watching his old vlogs and eating cheesecake

-> your boyfriend

~ the one where you are a stressed student (s)

~ the one where the guys are jealous cuz david gets laid the most (f)

~ the one where he pranks you

~ the one where you tell him you are pregnant 

-> your husband/ a father

-> not defined

Whole Squad & others

~ the one where you are the baby of the group / pt. 2

~ the one where you are the affectionate one in your friend group

~ the one where you relive the same day over and over again 

-> Scotty Sire

*~ the one where he helps you with a brand deal (s)

*~ the one where you show him your skincare routine

If some links won't work/are wrong/got removed please tell me so i can edit it! :)

**this is inspired by ‘the mother of all masterlist’ by Jeffswinky 

[crowdedimagines]

Charlie’s Angels - David Dobrik

summary: Y/n is an actress starring in Charlie’s Angels ;) 

Today is the day I’ve had stuck in my head for months. Today is the official premiere of my first big time Hollywood movie.

“Baby, are you up?” David’s voice whispers over my shoulder.

I can’t fight the grin off of my face, I know that he’s excited for today too. I turn around to face him, smile unwavering.

“I could hardly sleep.”

After some time spent snuggling and talking, we make it out of bed. Natalie is already awake having toast at the counter.

“David, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you up this early when we don’t have a flight.”

“Had a reason to get up early today.” He presses a kiss to my temple.

David is walking the red carpet with me tonight. I was nervous to ask him, his fans know about us, but this seems like a big step. This is exposing us to all of the media outlets. I also got our friend group passes to the premiere so we could all enjoy it.

David has also had Natalie planning an after party, with our friends. David wanted to do a huge event, but I know by the end of the night full of socializing I’m going to want our friend group. It can still be crazy, but I only want familiar faces.

“I’m going to go for a run.” I put my bowl in the sink and give David a kiss as I walk by. I quick detour to our bedroom to change and run out the door put my headphones on.

I don’t run far, but I feel the need to release some of that anxious energy. I’ve had small roles here and there, but this is really my breakout moment. I went from the star of David’s vlogs, to supporting roles, to finally being a Charlie Angel. A lead role.

I walk back in after running a few miles. Judging by David’s hair, he just got out of the shower. I hop in myself to rinse off my sweat.

“What time is your team coming?” Natalie asks, looking up from her phone on the couch.

“Well the premiere starts at seven, the carpet is at six, so they’re supposed to be here around three-thirty to get us ready.”

“Us?” Natalie asks with a smile.

“Yeah, didn’t David tell you?”

“Did I tell Natalie what?” David asks as he walks out of our bedroom.

“I asked you like two weeks ago to ask Nat if she wanted to have her makeup and hair done when I got mine done.” I smack his shoulder lightly. “Natalie, would you be interested in-”

“Yes!” She cuts me off, “Thank you so much, Y/n. Thank you for thinking of me!”

“Of course.” I grin. I go back to our bathroom to dry my hair.

I’m glad I’m growing closer to Natalie. I moved in with David only a month ago, it’s taken some getting used to. Not that Natalie and I weren’t friends before, we just weren’t as close as we are now that we all live together. I’ve been with the group for a couple of years, but I didn’t grow up with Natalie, it wasn’t the same bond, but each day we grow closer.

“Babe!” David shouts for what I’m sure by the volume isn’t the first time. I turn off my hair dryer and turn to him.

“What’s up?”

“They’re already talking about us.” He holds out his phone for me to see. It’s a video of two commentators talking about whether or not David will be on the carpet tonight. I think they’re from Clevver, I’ve seen them before.

“Well, I don’t know. They seem like they’re just having fun, nothing serious.” The man says, a picture of David and I appear on the screen.

“You’re just saying that because you think Y/n is hot.” She rolls her eyes.

“Well, duh! Every guy in the world is thinking that about her, especially today. Have you seen the trailer for the movie?”

I pause the video before it can continue anymore.

“Dav, you know that they don’t know what they’re talking about.”

“Yeah, I know.” He nods, still avoiding eye contact.

“What will it take to convince you, hmm?” I grin pressing a kiss to his jaw, followed by his cheek, then finally his lips. “I’m all yours.” My words are a whisper against his lips.

David backs me up, our lips never separating as we reach the bedroom. My knees bed when they reach the edge of the bed, David falling over with me.

“How much time do we have?” David asks, pressing kisses down my neck and collar bone.

“Enough.” I grin.

David and I had a little fun distraction, but it was hard not to notice when the house outside of our room got much louder.

“Y/n, my dear! Are you ready to get started?” My stylist, Anna, cheers. Her and a few of her team our here along with my publicist.

“Yep.” I let go of David’s hand and walk over to where she’s set up a station to get ready by the patio door.

Natalie and I switch out. I decided on some natural looking glam. I’ve never been one to stray too far from natural looks. I feel most comfortable in my own skin. Once my makeup is done and Natalie’s hair is we swap. I decided I wanted my hair to be curled and pulled half up so it’s out of my face.

“Nat, your hair!” I squeal when I finally see it. She picked some style that has it twisted up into some sort of fancy braided bun.

“My hair, have you seen yours?” She grins. We continue to gas each other up and laugh.

“So, whadda you guys think?” David asks, he does a little spin for us to get the full look.

“Baby! You look so good, very handsome.” I give him an air kiss to avoid getting gloss all over his cheek. “I just need to put on my dress and heels!”

I run back into our room, Anna close behind to help me get into it without damaging my hair. I have been waiting to wear this dress out since I bought it. It’s my favorite one I’ve ever bought. It’s classy and black while still having a high slit to bring young appeal back for me. David hasn’t seen it yet, I just told him he’ll love it because it’s all black.

“This is our best look yet.” Anna grins looking over my shoulder in the mirror.

“I would like to agree.” I smile, “Thank you.”

I look at my phone and we are only five minutes late, which is perfect if you ask me.

“Ready to go?” I ask, joining Natalie and David in the living room. David turns to face me, his eyes going wide.

“Y/n.” He groans my name, “You look gorgeous.

“Thank you.” I blush.

“Alright, we need to leave! We’re already late!” Natalie rushes us to the door.

David insists on driving, even though I was offered a car. David loves driving too much to give that to someone else. Plus, it’s nice to have just us and Nat in the car. The rest of the group is meeting us there.

Valet takes our car as we pull up, the red carpet and the cameras are only a few feet away.

“Ready?” David asks, he takes his hand in mine.

“Yeah.” I take a step forward, but halt and turn to him, “I don’t have anything in my teeth, right?”

I flash him a smile so he can check, he looks around for a second or two.

“No.” He laughs.

“Shut up, you know once you’re up there you start to doubt everything.”

“I know.” He nods, his smile never falting.

We take our first steps onto the carpet and as soon as we’re visible the flashes start blinding us. They shout our names and ask questions, but I don’t hear them. I focus on smiling and the feeling of being in David’s arms right now. I look up at him, he has his perfect grin on. Eventually he catches my stare and meets my gaze.

“Hey!”

“Hi.” I grin. I don’t know what this boy does to me, but he makes me gooey inside.

David leans down and presses a kiss to my lips which I happily reciprocate. We move down a few feet after breaking apart to get to the rest of the press. Eventually we’ve walked the whole thing, but we have to do interviews. Some of them I get pulled to do with my costars, but thankfully I get to stay with David for the majority.

“Oh great.” David mutters.

“What?”

By the time I register David’s comment we’re already in front of the two familiar faces from Clevver news. They seem to be the last of the press before going inside.

“Y/n! David! You both look lovely tonight!” The girls cheers.

“Thank you.” We both say with a smile.

“Yes, so how are things going tonight? We know that this is a breakout role for you Y/n.” He comments. His eyes staring over my body making me feel slightly uncomfortable. I lean closer to David, he wraps his arm around me.

“Yeah, it’s amazing to be here. I couldn’t be more thankful for this role and to finally have recognition. It’s a truly amazing feeling.”

“I’m sure, now they two of you have been dating for two years now, is that correct?” She asks, leaning her mic back to us.

“Yeah, we hit two years last summer.” David explains.

“Wow, so you’ve been there through it all before fame for Y/n?” She asks.

“Yeah, well she had a following when we met, obviously. I always knew someday we’d be walking the carpet.” David grins.

“So David, what is it like having a girlfriend who all the men around tonight are fantasizing about? I mean, the star of a movie, a Charlie’s Angel, you must feel like a very lucky many.”

“Yeah, I’m pretty lucky.” David mutters, trying to stay unproblematic.

“Do you realize how inappropriate that was? Are you kidding me?” I scoff looking at the man who seems to be trying to ruin our night, “I might be starring in this movie, but at the end of the day I’m David’s angel. Thank you.” I pull David with me as I walk away, blowing off the rest of the interview.

“Baby, you didn’t have to do that for me.” David whispers as we walk in to the venue.

“I didn’t just do that for you. Well, a big part yes, but he’s also missing the whole part of the movie. Why do women have to be sexualized for every single thing that they do? I can be sexy, but that is not all that I am.”

“I know, baby.” David presses a kiss to my lips, “I’m proud of you.”

“I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

We find our seats eventually, our whole friend group is already seated around us. They got through much faster with not having to do as much press. I give hugs to everyone and they give me their ‘congratulations’.

Soon enough, it’s time for the movie to start. David takes my hand in his, he presses his lips to the back of my hand in a reassuring kiss.

The film goes off without a hitch, it’s so fulfilling and exciting to see yourself on the big screen in the weirdest way.

“Alright, back to my place!” David cheers as the credits role.

The group all gathers and we make our way to the cars. Carly, Erin, Matt, and Zane end up riding back with us back to the house. The whole ride there is filled with compliments making me non-stop blush.

“You guys go ahead and go in.” David insists, everyone climbs out.

“I’m so proud of you baby!” David pulls me in for a hug. This is our first second of being alone since we got to the premiere. “That was so amazing, you did such a good job!”

“Thank you.” I kiss his cheek.

“I’m seriously so proud of you.”

“Hey, I’m proud of you too, Mr. I have a TV show and I’m People’s Sexiest Heartthrob!” I tease him with a smile. I know he’s secretly proud to have the title even though he jokes about it.

“With how you look in that dress, I almost wish we hadn’t invited friends over. I kinda just want to tear it off you.”

“That’ll have to come later, Dobrik.”

“I know. We have to go in, I think we’re the last ones at this point.”

“Fashionably late.” I grin.

“Ready?”

“Ready.”

HOPE Y’ALL LIKED IT!!!! i’m also sorry if you don’t like/endorse/know this movie

[kjimagine]

Filming VIEWS: David Dobrik Headcanons

Filming the podcast with David and Jason

David x reader

Sometimes you and Dave nap on the couch

and sometimes that runs into podcast filming time

so in return Todd and Jeff will pull the part of couch you guys are on into its respected place

Joe will set up the camera and audio

Jason gets into position

“WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS ITS PODCAST TIME!!”

scares the absolute shit out of you and David

David flinches so fucking hard that you fall off the couch

Jason is c r y i n g

David is apologizing to you profusely but you’re so tired and confused

SITTING IN BETWEEN DAVID’S LEGS AND LEANING BACK AGAINST HIS CHEST UGGFHHHHH

like, Bub cradles you like lil baby

its so soft and warm in his arms

Sometimes you nap on him while they film

and David makes Jason whisper

Dave’s like “anything to say” and holds the mic to you while you chew a handful of popcorn or something

Always bringing David and Jason food 

Always in his hoodies

Jason always bring up how cute you two are

David pouts when you get up for the bathroom or food

Joe will bring you water majority of the time

Sometimes you have to text Natalie for it though

‘I is hungy, can I has food?’

‘Me give you food’

and then the two of you have a silent conversation that interrupts the two of them

like you and nat mouth to each other and use hand signals so that you don’t make any noise the mic can pick up

but they get so distracted by it anyways

You and Joe texting and laughing across the room at each other

like silently laughing with each other and the boys are so confused

“first guest” even though you're practically a set prop

comments on podcast you're not in asking if you guys broke up lmao

David plays with your hair

like loose knotty braids

or twirling around his fingers

hOlDInG HaNdS UNdeR tHe BLanKeT

[daviddoughbrik]

My Favorite Forms of Affection - Vlog Squad Edit

featuring Jeff Wittek, Todd Smith, David Dobrik, Zane Hijazi, Heath Hussar, Scott Sire, Matt King, Mariah Amato, Carly Incontro and Erin Gilfoy

- holding hands (Jeff Wittek)

His hands are manly and a little rough. That’s what happens when you’re a barber; you get callouses. He poses a strong grip around your hand in the car, at the restaurant, on a hike, chilling on the couch... any way he can have part of you in his possession, he will do it. He likes rubbing his thumb over the skin on your knuckles. If you’re wearing rings he will constantly turn them on your fingers. Even if you hold on a little less, just a finger linked with another finger, it’s great.

- resting their head on my shoulder (Todd Smith)

Tired Boy Todd loves to rest his head on you. Platonically, romantically... doesn’t matter. The small amount of affection and “Hey I trust you” means a lot. His fluffy hair in your face and his ear rests against the peak of your shoulder. You try not to breathe too hard as to disturb him. He nuzzles down further into you, and you lay your head on his. Doesn’t matter who you are, he’s soft for a good mutual comfort.

- tight hugs that last a long time (David Dobrik)

David isn’t too affectionate to the public. But one thing he does love is a good ass hug. He wraps his arms under yours and cross crosses them on your back. He holds you close and as tight. Both of you feel so safe, so happy, and you never wanna leave. Of course we have basic human so there are quite a few moments where you’re not wrapped up. But every time he can, it’s a tight hug. Even when you’re both just home. He will come and give you a hug while you’re on the couch watching a movie and he’s just passing through. When you come home from work and he’s got his glasses on all bundled up editing. He will hit save and come wrap himself around you. That hug is all the communication you need sometimes. When you’re in Chicago for a while and it’s cold, you’re constantly encompassed by his strong arms.

- linking arms (Zane Hijazi & Heath Hussar)

Heath and Zane love linking their arms with you. It’s completely platonic as you skip off across a music festival’s field or skipping down the aisle at a grocery store or hell even when you’re having a movie night. Mariah never minds because you’re in the middle, leaving an empty place for her to cuddle up to Heath. Whoever else is in need of a heater gets Zane’s other side, sometimes it’s David, sometimes it Jeff, Scott, Todd, Corinna, Stassie if she’s feeling bold. You’re lucky to be in the middle of the two most caring guys.

- lying on their lap or chest (Scott Sire)

Scott is very much a private person. He loves the little moments where it’s just simple innocent love. You lay on the couch and he needs a place to sit. Of course he lifts you’re head and places it in his lap. His hand might even get a lil crazy and run through your hair or trace the shape of your features. You’d nap there sometimes and it’s always great because he seems to cradle your head with his legs, making you not as stiff in the end as a regular couch would.

- putting their arm around me (Matt King)

Big ole man-spreading Matt King is the champion of shoulder snuggles. He sits down next to you and his arm just swallows you into his bubble. He smells amazing, like fresh laundry and a little bit of spice. His fingers would run up and down wherever it could touch. He’d give your arm a light pinch, and you’d look over at him. He’s just smile and kiss your forehead and you’d go on about life.

- compliments (Mariah Amato)

Mariah would always be complimenting you. Telling you how good you look, how cute your accent is, complimenting your skin. Some days she’d swear you were wearing makeup, though you weren’t wearing a drop of anything. You hair was always flawless to her. She loves making you feel good.

- playing with my hair (Carly Incontro & Erin Gilfoy)

Carly and Erin love playing with your hair. Your hair is just right for anything they ever want to try on it. They’d braid it and brush it and curl it and try crazy hair hacks for videos with your hair. They’d even like to do it platonically by just stroking your hair sometimes. It always looks so soft and healthy to them. Every time you need a touch up, they’re the first people you call. They just about care about your hair more than you do.

[daviddoughbrik]

All Mine - D. Dobrik

author’s note: thank you to @thinkaboutdolan for askig me to write about some lyrics from “7 Rings” by Ariana Grande. This is a little weird, I know. I added in some stuff that is a little subby because that seems to be a topic lately 😏.

There she was all cuddled on David like she didn’t know I existed. The jokes on her, though, because Y/N was about to reach a new level of badass bitch.

It was a Saturday night, and everyone was in their usual positions, well most of everyone.

Scott and Kristen were by the beer pong table, dominating anyone who walked within a ten foot radius of the table.

Mariah and Heath were on the dance floor acting like the goofballs they were, stealing the show.

Zane and Corinna getting drinks in the kitchen while Natalie mixed up some more whiskey sour mix.

Todd was no where to be found, as per usual. On these nights, he was everywhere, and Jeff was always right behind him.

Carly and Bruce and Erin and TJ were chilling on the couch, laughing at whatever David could talk people into doing. Well, that is until she showed up.

She was someone you brought into the group after making friends with the squad. She was your best friend at one point, but once she realized you were going after what she wanted and you were winning, she decided to ruin it for you. So there she was, ruining it for you. Or so she thought.

She didn’t know about the hands that caressed your body last night, or all the nights for the past few months, or even five minutes before everyone started to arrive in this place.

She didn’t know about all the parts of you that drive him crazy. These parts make you his kryptonite, and he can’t escape the feeling.

Lately, he’s been obsessed over the nape of your neck. Every night just before the both of you shower, you do a little secret fooling around. He loves when you suck him off, and he loves every tantalizing stroke and repays you by stroking the back of your neck each time.

Every night before bed you put all of your hair in one loose braid, and every night when you lay your head down on your pillow, he spends very hot minutes massaging your shoulders and kissing that sweet, delicate spot.

She doesn’t know about the chokehold you put on his throat when he comes home from being a bad boy. He whimpers with a small smile on his lips every time your hand wraps around his long neck. He loves the way your breath is hot on his cheek as you whisper the dirtiest things in his ear. She doesn’t know how good he looks tied up post to post on your secretly shared bed. She doesn’t know how many times you can edge him until he just pops from you being in the room with him.

She also doesn’t know how crazy you can be. Because if I want it, I got it. David is mine. Only mine. He’s the one thing I can’t buy, and I’ll be damned if she takes him away from me.

“Hey, y/n” she says as I strut by in my red bottoms. “Cute shoes!”

I look her up and down and laugh a little. “Yeah. Ha, thanks. I bought them myself.” I flip my hair and saunter off out the back door making my way to the cars.

I open the trunk of my McLaren, grabbing my black gloves, Louisville slugger, and sugar.

I pour sugar in her gas tank and smash the back left side that would be exposed to cars driving by.

I put my things back in my car and head back inside to where I find her still on my man. You giggle to yourself and walk up to David.

“Here Dave, there’s something on your lip,” you said wiping his lips like there was a crumb on them or something. You lightly stick the tip of your thumb in his mouth. “Ick, sorry. Bad timing!” You laugh wiping his wetness on his hoodie.

Time passes on and you’re getting more anxious by the minute. She won’t get off of him, but you find comfort knowing she’s going to get hers. You recruit Todd and Jeff to go pay the neighbors to delete their security footage just before she decides it’s time for her to leave.

You receive a text from Todd saying all the neighbors took you up on your offer, again. After all, twenty thousand now and twenty more after her car gets fixed is a great deal.

They head back into the house and immediately turn around at the sound of shrieking. “Someone hit my car! Who did it? Oh my god what am I going to do?”

“Oh no! I’m so sorry!” David says as he turns and deadpans at you. You continue your concerned façade. You promise her you’ll get with the neighbors to see if they have any footage. Someone calls her an Uber, and she’s off on her way home to deal with her car in the morning.

Her car damage put a damper on the party, and your friends and strangers start filing out of the house over time. Pretty soon, it’s just you and David. You leave a voicemail for Chiqui before meeting David in the bedroom.

He’s sitting up in bed waiting on you. “Did you put sugar in her gas tank?” He almost laughs at the look on your face confirming everything. “I tasted it on your thumb, but you knew that didn’t you?” He seems mildly upset, but you both know “the universe” will make it up to her. And by that, you mean your random friends setting up a contest where she “wins” a new car, new car, paid for by you, because you couldn’t be that awful and live with yourself.

“She knows I see it, I like it, I got it, I want it. And I wanted you. Over everything, I want you.” He looks up at you, that look in his eyes. “Don’t be upset baby. She got what was coming to her. It’ll be fixed. Don’t worry.”

“What was coming to her... she was just talking—“

“No. I know her. She was trying to win you over. Luckily enough,” you laugh, crossing the room to him,” I get to really win you over.” He smiles his little smile and you reach into the bedside table for the restraints. He lays down and finally, you get to remind him again just how much belongs to you.