#deadly inheritance

[rainforcsts]

my opinion on jlb characters(naturals, debutantes, and tig) as favourites using that one audio about what your favourite one of these says about you

tw: opinion

you're choosing the safest option, maybe a little bit overrated, but it's still a good one: dean redding, avery grambs

is this one your favourite because it's good, or are you just really horny?: rohan (oh...), jameson hawthorne

ALRIGHT, we GET IT, you like this one: grayson hawthorne, gigi grayson

this may not be everyone's favourite, but it's yours, and you're totally chill about it: celine delacroix, libby grambs

you're into the classics: sawyer taft, nash hawthorne

you're old, you're really old: toby hawthorne

your social security no. is 2: michael townsend

you are one pretentious hipster: lily taft-easterling, mattias slater

officer, it's this one, right here: tobias hawthorne, alice hawthorne, evelyn shane

oh, you're cool, i like you: lia zhang, cassie hobbes, savannah grayson

no way, you actually know that one? can we be friends?: literally anyone from debutantes.

this one's just a phase, you'll grow out of it when you grow up: judd hawkins, alisa ortega

you will never grow up: lyra kane, sloane tavish, xander hawthorne

oh, you picked this one to be different, how clever: scarlett hawkins, tanner briggs, john oren

if you chose this one, YOU ARE A LIAR. this is no one's favourite: emily laughlin, lacey locke, director sterling, daniel redding

if you chose this one, you are correct. this is the best one: VERONICA STERLING. and honourable mention to jessi ryan from debutantes (i dont care that she only had like two lines I DONT CARE)

[taylorswiftfostersitagain]

out of context quotes from over the years as jlb characters: part 4!

i feel like these just keep getting longer and longer because i dont know how long the og was

“If you saw a cougar in the woods, you don’t need to be faster than the cougar, you need to be faster than your friends.” - Libby

“I STRONGLY dislike middle parts… okay?” - Dean

“Then, I teabag ‘em.” - Nash

“The HMS Beagle is just a drippier name than the Beagle.” - Gigi

“I came from my mom. I don’t know what you all are talking about.” - Rebecca

“Looks like someone over there has a problem with their feet.” - Max

“I love dough, I just eat it.” - Xander

“Michael, who are you?” “I’m Michael.” - Lia and Michael

“I can read American.” - Jameson

“Can you show me your thumbs?” - Gigi

“They call me Beethoven because, like, I’m on the violin” - Jameson

“I think she can’t pull because her name is Odessa.” - Michael

“Yeah, it’s a big bird, but so are ostriches.” - Sloane

“Grayson, you’re a trombone and a furry?! I’m disappointed in you.” - Xander

“Did someone put beans on bread?” - Grayson

“I found soap in a soapless place.” - Avery

“So we have to physically be Rihanna?” - Michael

“Grayson is basically a rock so can you sit on my chromebook?” - Xander

“We’re not politics nor are we government.” - Lily

“I have been looking for a wagon wheel chandelier since 1977!” - Max

“I’m sorry I threw an orange at you.” - Sawyer

“I wonder how many other kids I have that I don’t know about.” - Judd

“We can fail together.” - Lyra

“Life isn’t real!!” - Avery

“I was like, we’re all gonna die, but it’s okay everyone!” - Cassie

“He was guilt tripping you with his bus station.” - Libby

“I died because of an orange.” - Gigi

“NO NOT MY CHICKEN!” - Xander

“Michael met a girl.” - Lia

“You have braces. It’ll hold.” - Savannah

“HE’S A VEGAN WEDDING CHAMPION??” - Max

[to-forgive-is-divine]

Eragon killing four soldiers and then thinking, "it was rude to leave them in this random person's living room" and then tossing them out of a window

[annamatix]

oh hell you thought the inheritance games family tree was confusing? just wait 'till you read little white lies

[elif-in-wonderland]

Queen of Books, Jennifer Lynn Barnes was born on 19 October. So, happy birthday to the most brilliant author!!! I can’t wait for all the upcoming books 🎂❤️

[herondalesbooklover]

THE DEBUTANTES IS GOING TO BE A SERIES!!!

I can't believe it. I don't know if any of you have read the debutantes series, but it is so good. I read it back in 2021 after finishing tig, and I fell in love with jen's writing.

If you loved tig, you definitely should read this duology.

[frutavel]

Fun OC fact of the day:

These four are technically related.

The three night elves are siblings, but if you go far back enough in the family tree it turns out they all share a common ancestor with Tau - and oddly enough the nelves are actually closer to that ancestor than Tau is. Their parents are very, very old elves, and all in all only a few generations removed from the dark trolls that bore them.

Kaharau is a dark troll who, according to legend, wanted to cheat death by becoming a loa. He sought to achieve this by having his friends and family pay him tributes in life, something that most saw as foolish or a joking manner.

The young ones took that to heart though, and a few too many eager younglings was more than enough to fulfill the old man's wish. It's said that ol' Kaharau became a trickster spirit in The Other Side, and while few know of his story, he is kept alive in legend and song and the occasional offering made by those who find some joy in his tale.

Kaharau's descendants would eventually split in two lines. One line was changed by the Well of Eternity into something entirely new, becoming the night elves that Adagio, Andryza and Rex were born from. The other line continued as they always had, and Urutau is now one of the few living grandchildren of a trickster loa.

[austin-friars]

Tudor courtier history is so interesting to me because what do you mean that after Cardinal Wolsey died, Stephen Gardiner and Thomas Cromwell took care of Wolsey’s son and provided for him, and basically acted as step fathers. Mind you, at the end of Thomas Cromwell's life, these two detested each other.

So when Thomas was being executed was it like ‘my dads are divorcing?’

Also Thomas Wynters (Wolsey’s son) was 1000% having an affair with William Boyde. And he is also pretty useless.

[bellwood-qudditch]

Cailey Fleming would make the perfect Sadie-Grace Waters in the duology book series; Little White Lies!!

[little-crow-heart]

28 childhood game

game: Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance

[rainforcsts]

jlb characters (+some ships which is really just naturals ships) and their designated colours in my mind

the naturals:

cassie hobbes - red

dean redding - blue

michael townsend - green

lia zhang - black

sloane tavish - yellow

celine delacroix - reddish purple

veronica sterling - bluish purple

tanner briggs - tan. lol TANner briggs haha

judd hawkins - grey

michaelia - orange

striggs - bluish grey

sloline - baby blue

debutantes:

sawyer taft - dull blue

lily taft easterling - white

sadie-grace waters - baby pink

campbell ames - light orange

nick ryan - green

walker ames - idk whatever the colour of a bitch is

boone mason - navy blue

the inheritance games:

avery grambs - tan

libby grambs - electric blue

maxine liu - hot pink

jameson hawthorne - green

grayson hawthorne - .....greyish blue. why are there so many blue people.

nash hawthorne - brown

xander hawthorne - dark green

alisa ortega - grey

if i remembered anything about thea rebecca zara and literally anyone else id tell you but unfortunately i do not

the grandest game:

gigi grayson - pale yellow

savannah grayson - icy........blue

rohan from england - maroon

lyra kane - dusty rose

odette morales - light purple

knox landry - light green

brady daniels - near black green

mattias slater - black

[taylorswiftfostersitagain]

out of context quotes from over the years as jlb characters (part 2)

we’re still in the quotes from 2 years ago so expect alot more

“If you plant tomatoes, you’re gonna get tomatoes!” - Nash

“That’s not necessarily unjust!” - Lia

“Bro, why are you hiding bodies in your locker?” - Dean

“STOP! If you push too much, I’ll explode!” - Xander

“How do you not know The Little Mermaid??” - Libby

“I AM THE BEST DILL PICKLE!” - Max

“Coming soon to a Parliament near you.” - Boone

“Bro, why is your head so hard?” - Lia

“Yes, he has OPEN GYM!” - Campbell

“My hair’s inside my hair tie and it’s my hair tie. Who would’ve thought?” - Thea

“¡Tú es muy calvo!” “I’M NOT BALD!” - Jameson and Grayson

“Let’s go on the way-back, Dr. Peanut!” - Michael

“We’re all gonna die.” - Avery

“Michael, stop being a ghost.” - Cassie

“Everyone stops traffic to sing and dance!” - Rebecca

“Do any of you play volleyball?” - Lily

“I think he’s the Canadian dude.” - Max

“Oh, Larry. That’s almost worse than Bob the Builder!” - Cassie

“Hey, I have $10 Amazon gift card!” - Sadie-Grace

“Yeah, I get scared really easily. Who’s the scariest guy?” - Jameson

“Hey, if they’re pennies, then are we quarters?” - Xander

“Don’t laugh at my violin playing.” - Avery

“Whoa! CHILD ENDANGERMENT!” - Max

“That is how violin players get kidnapped.” - Libby

“Just ask them for money.” - Lia

“We don’t have walls now.” - Sloane

“You just have to give up on logic.” - Grayson

[steelhecrt]

tag drop part 2

[annamatix]

why is jlb so fond of the is-it-incest-oh-wait-its-not!-but-is-it game is there something you would like to share with the class jennifer

[elif-in-wonderland]

LILY WITNESSED HER FATHER UNHINGED NAKED IN THE FOREST WITH ANA💀💀💀 This book doesn’t fail to make my face drop:))

[jolenes-book-journey]

Deadly Curiosities Series by Gail Z Martin

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