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[the-constantone]

@deadlycomposer​ contd from x

John watched amusingly from the bed as Hartely attempted to get dressed. He could tell the male was still out of it, John was as well. 

Hartley’s sheets covered him up as John smoked slowly, watching the other male attempt to do something normal. 

“You look like you’re about to pass out mate” he finally told him. “Come back to bed ey? Least that way you’ll fall on something soft” 

[a-smoakiism]

but first... some rebellion 

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Bobby/Hart! ♡

Ultimate Ship Meme ↳ Accepting

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Bobby hopes Hart’s his final love.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Not quickly at all. Bobby’s afraid of coming out, and he doesn’t want to push his drama on Hart who has gone through enough.

How was their first kiss? - Hasn’t happened yet.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Bobby.

Who is the best man/men? - Kitty and Rogue pull double duty. 

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? -

Who did the most planning? - Hartley. Bobby’s a lost cause with planning anything.

Who stressed the most? - Bobby.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - The parents. 

Sex:

Who is on top? - Bobby.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Both.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Honestly depends on what they’re getting up to.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - None.

How many children will they adopt? - At least one. 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Bobby volunteers every time.

Who is the stricter parent? - Hartley.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Hartley.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Hartley.

Who is the more loved parent? - Both are loved for different reasons.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Hartley

Who cried the most at graduation? - Bobby.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Hartley.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Hartley.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Hartley.

How often do they bake desserts? - Bobby (mostly it’s ice cream).

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - A mix of both.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Bobby.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Hartley.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Bobby would, if he didn’t have ice powers.

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Hartley.

Who is really against chores? - Bobby. 

Who cleans up after the pets? - If they had pets, they’d both do it.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Bobby.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Bobby.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Hartley.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Bobby.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They do it together.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - As often as they remember.

What are their goals for the relationship? - Happily Ever After.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Bobby. 

Who plays the most pranks? - Bobby.

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deadlycomposer replied to your post: “Can I put you on my to-do list?” - Lady Hart...

//I am hella down for Lady Hart/Sara seriously hmu friendo also hi C:

Sara’s type is sassy and morally grey, so this could be fun

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@deadlycomposer  liked a thing for a thing;

“And what exactly are doing right now? Because this.. this is hilarious. Hartley.. this is just.. I can’t believe what you’re doing right now. ...My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen!” 

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@deadlycomposer from HERE

With a sigh, Cisco moved over to the couch, sliding down next to him. He had been serious when he asked, but he hadn’t expected to get an actual serious answer. This wasn’t how they usually did things. Hartley didn’t like talking about feelings--and honestly, Cisco couldn’t really blame him for that. It could be awkward, trying to have this kind of conversation. 

“It’s not that big of a question, Hart. I was just thinking out loud.” That probably wasn’t going to get him to stop. Once Hartley did get an idea in his mind, nothing ever did, no matter what it was about. 

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@deadlycomposer said:

Digger makes Hartley feel like he should carry around purel (and mun fucking lives for your posts)

he probably should carry some around tbqh. i would advise. (also you ate so cute, thank you haha)

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deadlycomposer replied to your post: theirvoices replied to your post: ...

//but ilu bby

[y u hurt me dis way]

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@deadlycomposer || continued from [ x ]

         “I... I don’t know, it was just a suggestion. For if you wanted to. I mean, the sex is nice, don’t get me wrong, but I figured it’d be about time I, er... took you out. On a date, I mean. The ‘go out to eat, watch a movie’ type of date. Something to change things up a little.”

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“you’re still bloody here?” 

John had grown fustrated just a little bit waiting for Hartley, so he did was he did best. Drink until he was drunk enough to actually track him down....which wasn’t too difficult considering he’d know wher he’d be right now. 

“you know mate when I actually make it into town I’d like to think you wouldn’t be working” he pointed out as he leaned against the wall. 

So he might have been a little annoyed, he wondered if this was payback for being as gone as long as he had been. 

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@deadlycomposer |  Hit the ♡ button for a ☆starter☆

"The answer is still no. I don't care what you're selling or..." He frowned as he actually looked at the guy who was standing outside his door. "Oh. You... aren't selling anything. Well... okay then. Um... what do you want?"

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Hartley @ Bobby ♥

drop me a character name and i’ll reveal my muse’s heart… ↳ accepting

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗(hoping for a romantic relationship)

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ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

    worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

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deadlycomposer replied to your photo “[I treat you with kindness and bring you into my home and then you...”

//pretty clever how I sent it backwards tho, right?

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