#degen-in-hiding

[readyplayerziggy]

“Camilla I require your assistance in matters of which I know you have more experience than me in” Says the woman who just crashed through Camilla’s wall in a Chinese dress “How do I flirt?”

Give her a minute, she's just processing the fact Scathach knocked her fucking wall down!

Less than half a foot away from the actual door! Yes it counts if it's her hip.

"Okay first of all, why did you go through my wall? Second whya re you asking me specifically? Thirdly, and forgive me for repeating it but, why did you go through my wall?!"

Either the Celt had been spending too much time with Mordred and the lad's insistence on dramatic entrances was contagious or she finally went full cuckoo.

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

B-beg pardon? What's that supposed to m-mean?

[gorgin-gals-muses]

After making eye contact with a girl with a very big butt Yuma loses something very important. The ability to compare herself to other people. No matter how much she eats or how big she gets, she fundamentally cannot see a difference between other people and her.

She's been having a really unlucky day this trip to the nearest burger place; every single chair she's sat in has shattered under her, reduced to warped metal and splintered wood as soon as she puts it under her butt. She's not superstitious but... maybe she broke a mirror or something?

Maybe she should drown her sorrows in a 40th burger and a 25th milkshake... she might not be able to notice anything amiss with the growling, churning boulder of a belly that's started kissing the ground as she walks, but everyone else can. Let's hope the doorway out isn't magically "broken" for her for some reason~.

[doughyduo]

*Gives Emi a 15% tip but also some of my food cause she sounded hungry*

This time, she's crying from joy, since this is just as kind and she's never been shown this kindness from a customer.

[gainprincess]

It’s always awkward and strange to find your boss crying and having an emotional breakdown. It’s even more awkward when there is a clone of your boss doing the same thing. And downright confusing when there’s a clone of yourself standing nearby, clearly having no idea what to do

“Ah……..I suppose that makes sense. Considering…this”

"...Well. That DOES certainly makes sense."

He's simply going to keep nudging at his Furina, while gently tapping the other one towards the other Sovereign.

"To answer your question, no, I'm not. Will you get out of the street now?"

"...Can I have extra Macaroni this month?"

She's using full sentences! This is great progress for...4 minutes of discussion. She's even uncurled a bit more, now more like a blobby, fatty swirl than a ball.

"You can, quite literally, ask me for anything, and it will be delivered to your home. So yes, you may have extra macaroni."

As Furina leaps to her feet in celebration, Neuvillette massages his temples, eyeing the other Neuvillette stoically. He's just...going to let the man handle HIS Furina while he takes this one home.

He's still not sure why him not being aromantic was such a big thing for her, but he has a feeling that he's not going to like the answer...so he will not ask.

[pudgy-planets]

Every attempt at her cooking has just been her spending hours eating ingredients and only making half progress before eating the cake batter again and again and again

“…They’re never going to find your body.”

[corpulentcarbs]

It’s really strange how she’s always on the scene so quickly she must always be right behind this insidious food thief.

She’s always two steps ahead and one step behind at every crime scene somehow

[superbloblevel]

“The kappa food…oh no…….they’re having a special buy one get two free sale. I came to the underworld to escape that temptation…there’s no way she doesn’t pass out into a food coma” Kasen fully realizes she’s stuck beside another fatass. She just refuses to acknowledge it in hopes this is all a dream

"The kappa are unusually generous, are they not? They constantly give extra whenever Komachi visits. It's quite a convenient arrangement, as it suffices for my lunch as well."

...The kappa weren't generous. You've been to their food court, and you know they were meticulous about how much they gave you. The much more likely answer, was that the reaper had been buying extra to give to her boss...

[hinakagesposts]

The type of smut I read on a daily basis has forced me to accept that I’m actually a degenerate and should be put in jail.

[readyplayerziggy]

“Wha…Why would you tell me that. Why. I wanted to go through an entire day without feeling dread and anxiety. Now I feel both in VERY LARGE AMOUNTS” Oh and here comes the stress eating

"Figured getting a fire lit underneath you would help you prepare for what she's got. Besides, if it wasn't this that freaked you out it would've been something else."

From what Beidou had seen of Keqing's days off, the younger woman was always worrying about something, whether it was Ganyu, her waistline, the effect Ningguang had on both of their waistlines, etc. Which her stress eating wasn't helping with.

[meatymidnightmultiverse]

Oh look, a Weissberg. Be careful everyone while she may looks immensely soft and marshmallow like that belly can sink a cruise ship.

Hey! C'mon now, I'm not that liable to do that!

Mostly because I don't go on boats, but also not that heavy

[doughyduo]

I just saw Topaz’s model. Yeah I can see why she Carrie’s the entire bakery back there

Being not just the cake, not just the bakery, but the whole entire world's baked goods.

[gainprincess]

Is Kriemhild’s favorite food recreations of her wedding cake

"No. ...i like pudding."

[pudgy-planets]

I’m sitting on both of your blogs and you’re going to deal with my fat pale perfectly smooth goth mom butt smothering it in it’s entirety.

Not you Miq, you’re fine~ unlike these two trouble makers who are 100% groudned-

[messmersflame]

wanna help me and my cats out?

hi im neo, and those four are my cats.

being physically disabled and unable to work, making sure that they get enough exercise and enrichment can be... taxing on myself to say the least.

their last cat trees recently broke, and they dont really have that many toys any more. while they do get outside on leashes, it's not regular enough due to my physical health being the main factor on if i can do that. they have a lot of shelves for climbing around the place, and i'm currently working on putting up some more and making a climbing surface with some carpet for them, but i'd still like to be able to have a bit more for them.

this is not to say that they arent happy and healthy- i go above and beyond for all four of them. the problem lies in that me needing to do more walks and things with them, as their current setup is not really adequate, means that i physically end up struggling for my own needs.

i have POTs, a degenerative spine condition, fibro, and a heart problem related to connective tissue disorder (currently being invesitgated). this along with my own mental issues makes things very exhausting! i always always put my cats first, but my own health then falls by the wayside. this has a cycle of me crashing and not being able to properly provide for them for a few days beyond just food.

i did also have another cat, who would be the main source of play and companionship for the last two cats pictured, especially his brother (third pictured). he unfortunately passed due to unforeseen medical issues that caused a severe unrinary blockage. ever since then, those two have been restless and often get into near-fights, as the brother specifically has the most energy and now doesnt have his bonded partner. he has even begun to harass the other two, which has led to at least a few actual fights with the oldest sister who is getting on a bit in years, so it's not good for her either.

more toys and areas to explore, and places for the others to hide, would be helpful in this!

i have a wishlist of things that would help make my cat's lives happier, and my life caring for them easier.

it's a UK amazon wishlist, however i will be looking at more local stores for any other options or things that i can get for them as well.

if you can't/prefer not to help via amazon, i have my paypal and revolut (please ignore the deadnames on both <3).

this is not an emergency, it would just really, really help my QOL and that of my cats. thanks for reading, reblogging, or helping <3

[superbloblevel]

“I see…that’s good to know” a few seconds pass “How long until someone finds us” She says to the woman wedged in this hallway beside her

"...I have no idea. Komachi should be back... An hour? Her visits to the kappa food stalls have been taking longer as of late..."

Eiki is of course, pretending that she isn't stuck. Because she isn't. Because that would mean she had put on weight, which she clearly hasn't!