#dementedstatic

[smiledotdeer]

A meme feat. @dementedstatic

[mcuntainbcrn]

@dementedstatic​ 

She sat there, head swimming as she waited out the timer on her phone, feeling a strangely deep sense of exhaustion - this was all so...odd; alcohol never generally affected her this way - not too mention the why of she had become so upset over antics that would generally leave her in stitches, and so she waited, somewhat impatiently to hear the tones chime.

A sidelong glance given to the test beside her, blinking and tipping her head - still over four minutes left on the clock and yet...that was a fairly hard response already; unsteadily, she rose to her feet, popping her head out of the bathroom and silently calling off the bushes that had still been throwing themselves at the crimson horror.

“...um...jou vere right - shtill have time on zhe clock, but itsh a fairly clear poshitive.”

[hellizens]

@dementedstatic wanted a short Mordecai starter!

Mordecai is just...standing around. In public. Reading a paper, drinking a cup of tea, and minding his own business.

Then, all at once, he gets that feeling that he's being watched.

So, naturally, he looks around...and spots the Radio Demon staring him down.

Naturally...he stares back.

[radicheart-a]

@dementedstatic (from this open)

"It's not 1929, that's all I know!"

Don't mind the rapidly wagging tail, he's just happy to see his alternate.

[infernal-feminae-archived]

@dementedstatic​ replied:  "Check.Mate." He's just laughing now. What an asshole.

[concubuck]

((The vibes of the thread with @dementedstatic right now

one alastor: *terrifying menace looming in the shadows*

the other alastor: *knows a dork excited to hold a baby when he sees one*

[hellizens-aa]

🐍 “Bragging, are we?”

( ment. @dementedstatic )

[huskofachance]

@dementedstatic​ 

“Tch, you always were good at silencing a room. No matter how loud it is.” 

[deerly-beloveded]

The last thing he remembers from last night is taking a sip of some very colorful punch. If someone could fill him in on what happened after the punch, that'd be great, he's slipping into the kitchen in search of coffee, yawning, and mumbling good morning, "That punch was really strong last night. I barely even had a sip and forget three sheets to the wind the sheet was completely gone with the wind."

[steelgrey-demon]

@dementedstatic​ liked your post 

Squints at him dangerously.

[corruptedsilence]

@dementedstatic​ asked: 📜

Send in 📜 and I’ll use this incorrect quotes generator

Alastor: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future. Missi: Oh yeah? Then continue this. Missi: I don't cook I don't clean- Alastor: So let me tell you how I got this ring. Alastor & Missi: ..... Alastor & Missi: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

[smiledotdeer]

@dementedstatic | (closed & plotted starter)

This entire situation with Les has affected everyone in Cal’s home. He’s aware of this: it isn’t just Les, but it’s himself, Buck, and Ali. Everyone is upset over this event for their own reasons.

Now that Les has been calmed down, made comfortable, and, most importantly, is out of danger, Cal can begin focusing on the rest of his household.

He starts with Ali.

Unlike the others living with him, Cal is acutely aware of this particular alternate’s background. He knows that, although the circumstances and means are slightly different, it’s still all too similar. He can only imagine how Ali’s feeling right now, and he means to be there to help him through it, just like he’s been helping Les.

He’ll worry about himself later.

The knock he gives to the door of the bedroom Ali stays in is only out of courtesy; to let him know that Cal’s there. Immediately after, he’s opening the door, stepping in, and shutting it again so he can look around the room and try to assess the current situation.

[mcuntainbcrn]

@dementedstatic​

“Alashtorrrrrr - come here, pleash?” she was grasping at the air in front of her to beckon the crimson horror near, “I have a question!”

[multicoloredspider-andfriends]

💘

Munday Asks [x] What and/or who do you consider near and dear to you?

[[i mean, there's the obvious answers. my partner @stagtic and our daughter, my family, my friends. people i truly can't imagine my life without. but besides just ending it there, i'll name a thing for a 'what' that i consider near and dear too

this is my grandfather's prewar Lionel train. i restored it and cleaned it to full working order, which honestly didn't take much effort considering it's from before WWII. these things, for being "toys" back in the day, are extremely hard to really break and destroy unless you're trying to do so. unfortunately, he never got to see it working again in person, but my grandmother did, and she knew right away it was his.]]

[phisaya]

"Considering we've barely ever spoken, you did a good job guessing. Hey, maybe there's an alternate universe where I grew up in another town in Envy as a budding painter. I did like to draw a lot as a kid, though."

@dementedstatic

[infernal-feminae-archived]

@dementedstatic​ liked for a Masquerade Ball starter!

“They’ll really let anyone into this ball, huh?” The moth quipped as her way of greeting. Parties likes these weren’t really her thing. But Charlie practically begged her to come as her plus one. And Vaggie didn’t have it in her to refuse. 

She thought the silver linings would be that she got to dress up as the Black Swan from her favorite ballet, and she got to get away from a couple of headaches at the hotel. Oh, how wrong she was. And it figures that she run into Alastor at one of the banquet tables.