#demoheavy

[quotidianish]

I’m shadowbanned who cares what I post. CRINGEPOSTING SPREE!!!!!! og survive the horrors under cut ‼️

[hisprocedure]

BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR FRIEND GOODBYE EVERYONE 🗣️

[racmune]

LOVE THESE CRAZY GUYS!!! some heavy drinking doodles......

[lial-mhnl]

quick warm-up posca test with my favorite demoman!! 1/2 to a demoheavy matching thing im making

[aeroargonic]

I love you people who write/draw Demo ships

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

I know HeavyMed is like. The. Heavy ship but I feel like him and Demo would have a great time cooking a delicious stew together and eating it together in a cold Scottish/Siberian winter. They'd of course also get cozy and fuck nasty.

I truly think one soup from Heavy would fix whatever is wrong with Demo he'd never return to his gray highland meat ever again. Yes I'm making fun of the Scottish again he deserves it

[hellofa-ride]

Bro we need more heavy ships. Like I know about heavymedic but other then that the is literally NO SHIPS OF HIM. LIKE

Engie x Heavy? Bro short sweet southern man with a touch starved giant? Sounds amazing, it would be so cute. Extremely affectionate x has never felt affection would be PERFECT! Besides, heavy would never die with a dispenser and a sentry at his side!

Sniper x Heavy? Awkward introverted bean pole x gentle giant? Heavy won't have to worry about dying ever again when he has a constant Sniper on his back! Also they are both so quiet and pretty clueless in romance, so 99% of it would be them trying to figure out how to navigate a relationship (AND IF THIS IS POLY THE TEAM THERE TRYING TO HELP THEMMM BE SWEET AND NICE TO EACH OTHER AND TRY TO SHOW AFFECTION-)

Scout x Heavy? Energetic little shit x Mature giant who is the only one who can put up with his crap? Perfect. Heavy stopping Scout from getting into stupid shenanigans would be sickeningly sweet. And then Scout complaining about it later, saying it would've turned out fine (it would not be fine) and Heavy apologizing with kisses- It just, they are complete opposites and am HERE FOR IT.

Demo x Heavy? (Sorta) Reckless Party Animal x Introverted and Wise? Again, opposites but Demo is more responsible than Scout. And just like an introvert with an extrovert, demo would actually help bring out Heavys more chaotic side while Heavy would help tone down Demo a bit? Omg it would be so precious, and that not even mentioning them causing chaos together on the field, having fun and just-

Heavy is a MUCH MUCH more shipable character then people realize. He just so underrated and just-

WE NEED MORE HEAVY SHIPS.

HEAVY SHIPS SUPREMACY

[father-killjoy]

I see heavy and demo on your ship chart! That’s not something I’ve ever considered before, I’d love to hear more about it!

Oooo yayyy! I’m very happy to explain.

Okay so we’ve seen Demoman in both the comics and the Meet the Demoman video, and suffice to say I think we can agree that he has some issues.

I know that the whole “oh he’s Scottish so he drinks beer!” Thing is pretty funny, but from a more serious angle, there are probably a lot of things haunting Demoman, which he tries to drown with alcohol.

I feel like deep down, he’s got a whole lot of insecurities.

And that’s where Heavy comes in.

We’ve seen that Heavy is actually very emotionally mature, intelligent, and possibly even the voice of reason at times.

We also know that he cares very deeply and wants to provide for the people he loves.

I think that Heavy would be amazing at snuffing out Demoman’s insecurities. His matter of fact way of saying/doing everything would be comforting to Demoman because he’d feel like he could actually believe what Heavy was telling him.

Also I like to imagine them as two heavy-damage classes teaming up and massacring a battlefield.

Anyway I just think their relationship would be very deep and tender and it makes me happy.

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Empty Bottles

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/42624948

by maledicmanny

Kinktober, Day Twenty-Five: Rimming

Words: 617, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 25 of Kinktober 2022

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Demoman/Heavy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Drinking, Rimming, Anal Play, Drunk Sex

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/42624948

[averageludwig]

For someone who likes every ship involving demoman I sure dont draw him with alot of other people..... BNBs sure does something to you...

[quotidianish]

A smidge more of these guys. Landmine Sanvich in united fear of homeboy dell.

[bagel-lox]

tf2 ship popularity, kinda quantitatively!

As of July 14th, 2023.

This is a fanfiction count from Archive Of Our Own, and only AO3, because it's easier to quantify. Other sites like Fanfiction.net, TF2Chan, LiveJournal, and Tumblr are unfortunately uncounted.

Class-cest, "x reader", and incest are not counted.

For clarity purposes, their portmanteau names are listed first, with their non-portmanteau names in parentheses.

>500 fanfics on AO3

HeavyMedic (Red Oktoberfest)

SniperSpy

SniperScout (Speeding Bullet)

>200

SoldierDemo (Boots n Bombs)

MedicSniper (Bush Medicine)

SoldierEngie (Helmet Party)

Spy/Scout's Ma

EngieSpy (Practical Espionage / Napoleon Complex)

ScoutPauling

MedicScout (Blunt Trauma / Quick Fix)

>100

ScoutPyro (Flash Fire)

EngiePyro (Texas Toast)

MedicSpy (Gentle Surgery)

EngieMedic (Science Party)

SoldierSpy (Freedom Fries)

EngieSniper (Trucks n Vans)

SniperDemo (Swordvan)

>50 fanfics

SoldierZhanna

MedicPyro (Burn Ward)

EngieScout (Texas Two-Step)

DemoScout (Hopscotch)

SpyPyro (French Toast)

DemoSpy (Bomb Voyage)

SniperPyro (Bushfire)

HeavySpy (Spoovy)

DemoMedic (Jaegerbombs)

SoldierMedic (Rabies Vaccine)

<50

Only ships between mercenaries are counted from here on out, otherwise we'd be here forever :p

HeavyScout (Heavy Hitters)

DemoEngie (Short Fuse)

SoldierScout (Batting Helmet)

SoldierSniper (American Aviators)

HeavySniper (Vegemite Sandvich)

DemoPyro (Molotov Cocktail)

EngieHeavy

DemoHeavy (Heavy Drinking)

HeavySoldier (Cold War)

SoldierPyro

HeavyPyro

[racmune]

current revelations on the scoutpauling server feat. @monkeychief1904

[lial-mhnl]

what is bro doing there

[polyam-tf2]

demo heavy engie medic poly ship. engineer and demo are also dating solly

Oooo some of my favorites

In this I like to think that two relationships formed first (DemoEngie and HeavyMedic) then Engie and Medic got interested in eachother and Heavy went Oh Shit I Have To Take Care Of These Numbskulls and DemoHeavy is so rare but so Good

I imagine Demo and Heavy bond very much how DemoSniper bond: Quietly

Not to mean that the other can't be quiet it's just that it's not their default state. Engine's workshop is loud and Medic screams every third sentence Heavy is inherently quite and I imagine that Demo is autistic and sometimes gets very overwhelmed at the noise. Yeah they bond together quietly and it works for them! Very nice very sweet very tender 10/10

Engie and Demo dating Solly has it's easy routes like Yeah Engie TOTALLY dotes on his boyfriends That's Obvious

But also he's the type of man to run all nighters without realizing and Soldier is NOT the same

Engie is the Don't Stick Your Hand In The Toaster to the two and Solly actually is the You Will Eat Three Meals A Day And Get Regular Sleep of the three. Demo is very much the emotional balance of the three. Yes obviously he and Engie geek out over chemistry but also Demo is the type to be able to sit down and make the other two feel okay about themselves as we see for Soldier in the comic

Not that Demo doesn't have hard moments. And in these hard moments Soldier drags him to Engie and give his best puppy dog eyes (not very good) and tell him to fix their boyfriend. Engie always ends up stuck in a three way cuddle when this happens

[graegrape]

ranking every single tf2 ship name. you know how it is. full ranking under cut

DISCLAIMER: i don't actually like some of these pairings too much because of personal comforts, but still ranked 'em based on name. also i left out the gross icky stuff like sp*scout for obvious reasons

35. heavyneer (heavy/engie) - did we even try. 0/10

34. fruit scones (medic/soldier) - is there something i'm missing here. what do either of them have to do with fruit scones. what 0/10

33. haggis sandvich (demo/heavy) - So Long and has no pop factor at all. where is the excitement. the cute wordplay. this is just slapping two things that relate to each other vaguely together. 0/10

32. vegemite sandvich (sniper/heavy) - even longer than demoheavy but this is a down under (the song) reference so. i guess. 1/10 points for consistency

31. gentle surgery (spy/medic) - i get where both parts are from but this is just random words mashed together. what the hell is a gentle surgery and where do i get one 1/10

30. spyper / hide and seek / bloody suit (sniper/spy) - does anyone actually use anything other than sniperspy in this context. just saying i understand because these names barely relate to these two. 1/10 at least hide and seek is there

29. spoovy (spy/heavy) - points for sheer hilarity 1/10

28. heavymedic / red oktoberfest (heavy/medic) - you dont know how much it pains me to put this so low. i just dont see it im so sorry 2/10

27. bear grill (pyro/heavy) - why. points for the mental image tho 2/10

26. swordvan / piss drunk (demo/sniper) - ok. ok. i know i complained about demoheavy earlier for smashing random words against each other but whoever came up with PISSDRUNK is fucking hilarious so i have to put it higher 2/10

25. battling helmet (scout/soldier) - i get the helmet part. but what about scout screams battle to you. he is not that much of a warrior 2/10

24. american aviators (sniper/soldier) - dont get this one entirely but at least it has a nice ring to it :-) 3/10

23. trucks n' vans (sniper/engie) - sniper my boy we have got to get you some better ship names... i guess it's sort of clever but it will never be what it clearly wants to be (boots n bombs) 3/10

22. texas two step (engie/scout) - 3/10 (not commenting on this for personal reasons)

21. speeding bullet (sniper/scout) - i guess man. kind of lame but checks out 4/10

20. cold war (heavy/soldier) - kinda lame as well but on all technical levels its perfectly servicable 4/10 i can only imagine what results this will yield on google images. "tf2 cold war" heavy and soldier fought in the yaoi war.

19. heavy hitters (heavy/scout) - ok. 4/10

18. 4th of july (soldier/pyro) - a little funny 5/10

17. molotov (pyro/demo) - i see it. perfectly fine... just missing that zing factor 5/10

16. napoleon complex / practical espionage (spy/engie) - this one would rank lower if it were just called practical engineering but because its not... well... its higher :-). napoleon complex is hilarious as a ship name 5/10

15. science party (medic/engie) - i myself am a science party enjoyer but we all have to admit it's a bit lazy to just call your ship (subject they both engage in) (party). come on now... i think its still pretty cute tho 5/10

14. helmet party (soldier/engie) - where science party goes helmet party follows. i enjoy this one just a tad more because at least i get a silly mental image with this 5/10

13. jaegerbombs (demo/medic) - kind of owns but has too little to do with medic imo. the part w/ bombs and the fact that it's an alcoholic beverage rules 6/10

12. french toast (spy/pyro) - clever. i like it. subtracting points for just using spy's nationality tho 6/10

11. texas toast (engie/pyro) - slightly above the previous because it has the same first letter and a nicer ring to it 7/10

8. bush medicine (medic/sniper) - best sniper ship name 100%. so good. bush medicine. medicine out in the wild. bush because of bushman. who came up with this i need to kiss them 7/10

10. hot shots / campfire (pyro/sniper) - first ship with multiple names to have both of them be fairly good. hot shots sounds kickass and campfire is cozy. :-). good! 7/10

9. burn ward (pyro/medic) - not too big on pyro ships in general but i wont lie. this rules. also im fairly sure this is the name of a pyro achievement in tf2 7/10

7. bomb voyage (spy/demo) - first off. incredibles reference. immediately pushes it way up and also the wordplay is so fun and silly fuckin bomb voyage. yes. you get it. reblog 8/10

6. flash fire (scout/pyro) - this one kind of rules. very nice ring to it AND it's a pun? awesome as hell 8/10

5. quick fix (medic/scout) - not my thing but this name is so good. quick fix... 9/10

4. boots n bombs (soldier/demo) - how can i not like this one!!! it doesn't have a clever pun name but it's so cute and charming. boots and bombs that's their thing! and it's so satisfying to say. giggling and kicking my feet. 9/10

3. short fuse (demo/engie) - i know i'm like biased and stuff but let's be honest here this one is just a banger. short because engie height moment. fuse because demo. shortfuse. it just works. owns 10/10

2. freedom fries (spy/soldier) - naming ships after food is always a hit or miss situation and im SO glad this one works as well as it does. youve got the wordplay. the two related things. the two same first letters. fucking rules 10/10

1. hop scotch (demo/scout) - i'll be honest this pairing itself is not my cup of tea at all but i mean this entirely genuinely this name is genius. hop is scout. scotch is demo. hop scotch as in The Game?! it's so good. why can't every name be this good man... 10/10

annnd that's it. additionally, feel free to suggest some other names for the ships that in your opinion have shitty names <\3 especially heavyneer come ON you guys. thanks for reading + have a nice day/night :-)

(additionally please don't comment on any ones i didn't really comment on that much. personal stuff <3 thank uu)