#demon daddy for REAL

[inkykeiji]

in such a blitzo mood today oH MY GOD i blame maisie and her incredible selfship questions i fell asleep to last night >:(

[itsbrucey]

Has anybody done a DnDads actor au bc I mean ...it's not only a fandom staple. But you literally have A CAST MADE!!! OF FILM PEOPLE!! GUUUUUUYYSSSSSSS LIIIISSSTEEENNNNN

[mispelled]

Ty I am saying it! He's also half demon . I present to you Hermie's full natural form

[popcornkwantum]

Swiftli week, day 1 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

Birthday / sleepover / movie night

All demons are very cat behaviour to me

[shitpostingkats]

Loving how many people draw Taylor with little tiefling horns. And yeah that's because they look cool and artists can do whatever the hell they want for ever. But. But. Can you imagine this teenager with goddamn horns growing out of his head asking his mom if his dad was human and she has the guts to say "Probably?"

[daddy-deerest]

Alastor: Yesterday I saw an ad that said “radio for sale! $1. Volume stuck at full blast.” I thought to myself ‘I can’t turn that down.’

[soccermarvel]

[banyanas]

uhhhhh it's still wednesday right SO i mentioned earth-side e68 part 2 stuff w/ morgan and nicky in the gc and also immediately realized i can do so much ridiculous stuff 100% seriously with this podcast

anyway, consistent character trait for freeman-close-foster-swift guys- boys who love their mamas So Much

[chaoticvictorianspirit]

On strange jobs and family legacies

(or how a certail Mr. Fell got himself a barber in the 1800's and has been visiting him ever since...or so he believes)

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a very short drabble inspired by this post by @andhumanslovedstories (hope you don't mind me taking this delicious inspo, shoving it down my greedy throat and running away with it like a feral dog)- anyway enjoy!

*somewhere in London, at a pub, in the wee hours of the morning probably*

"So the job market's damn tough these days, right? The missus thinks I oughta spruce up my applications but I just.. how does one even go about adding 'amateur occult barber' to their CV?"

"Probably list it as a special skill. Wait, what do you mean occult?"

*shrugs* "Yeah, man, my family's been, like, haunted? For generations. This strange fella pops up every four years like clockwork to get his haircut. His hair doesn't actually grow all that much though so he mostly just gossips for a bit and then leaves. Some thought he was a vampire but he shows up in mirrors just fine, so...my money's on ghost."

"Ha, right. That's enough whiskey for you, mate. You're wasted."

"Am not! It's all true! Goes all the way back to my great-great-great-great-maybe even greater-grandfather! We kinda pass him down through generations. You know how some families have, like, war medals and gold watches and stuff as heirlooms? Think that, but a bit more fucked up. There's even this big family book of all his crazy stories and all!"

"...you realise how insane you sound, right?"

"Meh, you get used to it. His tips alone put the last five generations of my family through university so we just kinda stopped asking questions."

"So you're telling me. You're haunted. By a billionaire ghost."

"Yup."

"And he doesn't...I don't know, torment you in any way? Just.. asks you to cut his hair."

"Uh-uh. Not so big on the whole door-slamming, wall-scratching, book-throwing business. Just got a knack for personal grooming I suppose."

"...Brian, you're an accountant."

"Yeah. I don't think he noticed."

[frankensteincest]

I keep going over that night in my head… why did I ever get out of bed? I left my wife by herself to go watch TV, and she died. I’m so sorry, Mary.

Dean still hardly talks. I try to make small talk, or ask him if he wants to throw the baseball around. Anything to make him feel like a normal kid again. He never budges from my side—or from his brother. Every morning when I wake up, Dean is inside the crib, arms wrapped around baby Sam. Like he’s trying to protect him from whatever is out there in the night.

[apollofour-teens]

i made a fake character sheet for hermie the unworthy as a lvl 12 rogue !

so this is only the second character sheet i've ever made, so please forgive me if i'm missing stuff or if i did something wrong !

i debated with dual classing him as a spell caster but opted to just homebrew it a bit instead by completely messing around with preexisting cantrips and spells and changing how hermie would use them based on how easy that action would be for him as a goof person. so for example, disguise self is a cantrip (instead of a lvl 1 spell) because that's super easy for him and he can inherently do it as much as he likes. i hope it all makes sense !

and also the "R+" on the modifiers is the ability score improvement that rogues and such get, i call it rogue+ haha)

anyways just wanted to share it for anyone else who could be interested in seeing a hypothetical character sheet for him :)

[nick-close]

starts one of those ‘i’ll send u a letter from ur comfort character’ etsys for dndads because some of yall goin through it /j

[scriptdeviant]

🎤🎤🎤 girlfriend, daddy dearest, aaaaaaand NiGHTS

FOR EVERY 🎤 SENT, I WILL LIST A SONG I ASSOCIATE WITH MY MUSE.

Oh hey! Those are fun picks!! And SUPER tough ones. Let's seeeeee.

Honorable mentions for girlfriend: Lemon Demon's No-Eyed Girl, CircusP's Addicted, Silva Hound's Addict! But if I had to choose just one ...

COTTON CANDY with vocalist Rochelle Diamante! The GF vibes are just. SOOOO there. :)

Honorable mentions for Daddy Dearest: Billy Idol's Mony Mony, Lemon Demon's As Your Father..., and Rick James' Superfreak! But if I had to choose just one ...

BORN TO RAISE HELL by Cheap Trick. Naturally.

NiGHTS. NiGHTS, NiGHTS, NiGHTS ... They don't have honorable mentions because I never thought about making a playlist for them! But if I had to choose something ...

TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP by The Romantics.

[usagimen]

Mia Goth's scream are always radiating pure Sayuricore

[nockfellblues]

Ahem.. so I’m still alive I guess? I kinda fell off the SF train tbh. It holds such a special place in my heart but it’s not the current fixation so I’ve had so much difficulty writing for it now that I’m writing again. How would we feel about a bit of a blog rebrand and opening up to some other fandoms? Mostly games and anime? I really want to refocus on oc and xreader stuff, tbh. It’s silly but I really love them. And also headcanons! Love those ;-;

Idk.. lemme know! 🤞

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Yes Daddy?…

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