#misp draws

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Probably been done before but idc

[moderntimeadventure]

could we perhaps get more goth/alt designs of the peeps pretty please with a cherry on top

I wasn't sure who to draw for this but I did the girls because I feel like they already have pretty alt styles (if I had to label them I'd say Marceline's 80s punk, Bonnie's something like light academia/pastel goth, Phoebe is egirl and like lowkey goth, and HW is if scene emo met goblincore)

Also Finn doesn't seem like he had an emo phase but Phoebe definitely did and tried to rope him in with her

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

i remembered the spirit realm. hey guys

[musicandgallery]

"It was entirely predictable that Nato expansion would ultimately lead to a tragic, perhaps violent, breach of relations with Moscow. Perceptive analysts warned of the likely consequences, but those warnings went unheeded."

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"Scientists have located an intriguing link between schizophrenia and the Epstein-Barr virus, a type of herpes virus. "

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[thatbeluga]

Wet Sock 2x03: Parent-Child Bonding in the My Immortal Dimension

Season One / 2x01 / 2x02

“What the hell is this place?” Misp said, shielding their eyes against the cold winds. 

“Bestie did you not read the title of this episode?” Rad said, pointing to the header on the post. “This is the My Immortal Dimension, the darkest and most evil corner of the multiverse.”

The bleak, goth valley spread out below them. The clouds were raven black with purple streaks and red tips, and the few fivers were choked with pink fishnets. Trees held racks of Hot Topic clothing, and flocks of limpid tears sheltered in their branches. The moans of condemned self-inserts sold to One Direction echoed across the realm.

“We should be fine, as long as we steer clear of any goths, Amy Lee lookalikes, people related to Gerard Way, that fucking hottie, or any wandering ANs,” Rad said, whipping out a thingy of red eyeshadow. She applied it, and handed it to Misp. “Here. Disguises will keep us safe.”

Rad and Misp descended into the valley, warily watching the skies for danger. The first hour was mostly uneventful, and for a moment Misp wondered if this really was the most dangerous realm in the multiverse.

After they climbed over a pile of combat boots, something shrieked behind them. A goth stood in the snow behind them, pointing a pale hand at Misp’s feet.

“PREP!!!! PREP!!!!” the goth screamed, its finger trembling. Rad looked down, and saw Misp was wearing Crocs.

“Sweet shit nugs Misp, why’d you bring your fucking Crocs?” Rad groaned. The goth started running towards them, red nails glinting. 

“Gimme a sec,” Misp said, turning the Crocs to sport mode. “Alright, let’s get da heck out of here.”

Misp and Rad ran into the Hot Topic Woods, the goth trampling through the t-shirts behind them. After about an hour, the sounds of horror film shrieks and MCR guitar riffs faded into silence. 

“We’re almost there,” Rad said, walking to the top of a rise. Across the next valley, there was a huge, black tower that pierced the multicolored clouds. The only thing standing between them and UWU Enterprises was a huge herd of ANs (AN: if you don’t know what AN stands for, get da heck outa here!).

The hulking, globular masses spouting cringy, misspellled messages instantly noticed the two beings at the top of the hill. 

“Whos dat hotie?” the nearest AN grumbled, oozing up the slope towards Rad and Misp. Several began to follow the first one, and in moments they were completely surrounded. Rad and Misp stood back to back, hope almost completely lost.

“Well shit,” Rad said, shrugging and putting her hands up like the emoji thing in her profile pic. 

“There’s only one way to defeat a being that cringy,” Misp said, whipping out the copy of Homestuck. “Be... cringier.”

Misp opened Homestuck, the cringe blinding the flocking ANs, guttural screams rising from the depths of their goo. Light reflecting off the pages of Homestuck set their moist bodies ablaze.

“Let’s get da heck outta here! Ma eyes are burning!” they shrieked, melting into the fog. Misp held the book out in front of them, cutting a path through the valley. 

Finally, Rad and Misp hobbled up to the steps of UWU Enterprises. There was a tiny window at the base of the tower, with a fanart drawing of Hatsune Miku standing inside.

“Uwu~<3″ the attendant giggled. “What brings you to UWU Enterprises?”

“We’re here to speak to Y/N, you snot rag,” Rad said, wiping off a bit of AN goo left on her forehead. “Now let us in, or we’ll--

“OWO” the attendant said. “I see. (´・ω・｀) you must here to post bail for That Beluga and The Last Flying Fuck.”

A door appeared next to the attendant. “ÕwÕ <3 ~* ^u^ right this way!”

TO BE CONTINUED

[radicalreliablerandomness]

Guys I draw jon like that because he literally needs that outfit for his powers to work properly 🙄🙄

[annadianecass]

Pioneering Programme Defends UK From Millions of Cyber Attacks

WORLD leading initiatives by the National Cyber Security Centre (NCSC) have detected and prevented millions of online commodity attacks against the UK, figures published today (February 5) have shown.

  The results of the UK government’s new bold approach to tackling cyber crime are detailed in ‘Active Cyber Defence – One Year On’, a comprehensive summary compiled by the NCSC’s Technical Director Dr Ian Levy.

  Four pioneering Active Cyber Defence (ACD) programmes – Web Check, DMARC, Public Sector DNS and a takedown service – were launched last year as part of the National Cyber Security Strategy to improve basic cyber security by disrupting commodity cyber attacks that affect UK citizens.

  The technology, which is free at the point of use, improves defence against threats by blocking fake emails, removing phishing attacks and stopping public sector systems veering onto malicious servers.

  Key findings amongst the comprehensive analysis show that since the ACD was introduced;

  UK share of visible global phishing attacks dropped from 5.3% (June 2016) to 3.1% (Nov 2017)

removed 121,479 phishing sites hosted in the UK – and 18,067 worldwide spoofing UK government

takedown availability times for sites spoofing government brands down from 42 hours to 10 hours

a dramatic drop of scam emails from bogus ‘@gov.uk’ accounts (total of 515,658 rejected in year)

average 4.5 million malicious emails per month blocked from reaching users (peak 30.3m in June)

more than 1 million security scans and 7 million security tests carried out on public sector websites

  Dr Ian Levy, Technical Director of the NCSC, said:

  “Through the National Cyber Security Centre, the UK has taken a unique approach that is bold and interventionalist, aiming to make the UK an unattractive target to criminals or nation states.

  “The ACD programme intends to increase our cyber adversaries’ risk and reduces their return on investment to protect the majority of people in the UK from cyber attacks.

  “The results we have published today are positive, but there is a lot more work to be done. The successes we have had in our first year will cause attackers to change their behaviour and we will need to adapt.

  “Our measures seem to already be having a great security benefit – we now need to incentivise others to do similar things to scale up the benefits to best protect the UK from commodity cyber attacks in a measurable way.”

  The report lists scam domains promoted by phishing emails that have now been removed, such as onlinehmrc-gov.uk, refunds-dvla.co.uk and nationalcrime-agency.com and shares examples of real phishing emails they have prevented from being delivered.

  It also puts on record the 10 most spoofed government brands in the year, with HMRC the most targeted with 16,064 fake websites taken down. Also in the list are the DVLA, the Student Loans Company and the Crown Prosecution Service.

  The report also breaks down the brands which have been most successfully protected from criminals for each month. Amongst the organisations best defending themselves from spoof attempts thanks to implementing ACD are local authorities such as Northumberland County Council (59,405 attempts in August), Cardiff Council (31,728 in December) and Denbighshire County Council (25,627 in May).

  Dr Levy continued:

  “This report shows that simple things, done at scale, can have a positive and measurable effect and the British UK public should be safer as a result of these measures.

  “As these measures are scaled up, people should be asked less often to do impossible things, like judge whether an email or website is good or bad, less often.

  “The NCSC has committed to being transparent and publishing data. We think the results here show that the first year of our Active Cyber Defence programme have been successful – and the following years will be really interesting.”

  The paper goes on to outline the NCSC’s intention to broaden sharing of detection events between UK ISPs, building on BT’s new MISP threat sharing platform launched in December and ensuring it provides real security benefit to end users.

  Mark Hughes, CEO of BT Security, said:

  “The Government’s Active Cyber Defence strategy will make it increasingly difficult for cyber criminals to carry out relatively unsophisticated attacks, which account for roughly 80 per cent of all cyber crime.

  “BT is supporting its strategy in a number of crucial ways, including strengthening email security, internet and signalling protocols and by blocking tens of millions of malicious malware infections every week.

  “We’ve also launched a collaborative online platform which sees BT share its threat intelligence data with other UK ISPs, so that they can better protect their customers should they choose to take action.”

  The NCSC provides a single, central body for cyber security at a national level and is the UK’s technical authority on cyber. It manages national cyber security incidents, carries out real-time threat analysis and provides tailored sectoral advice.

  GCHQ is the parent body for the NCSC, meaning that it can draw on the organisation’s world-class skills and sensitive capabilities.

  You can read the full report here: www.ncsc.gov.uk/information/active-cyber-defence-one-year

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Cant believe they carried the entire show and nothing bad happened to them ever. and they were t4t

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Would you guys hate me if I told you I drew most of this before the poll was over

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Damn. Dndads really wasn't lying when they said they'll be on their way fr fr

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Just like the post canon homestuck photos..

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Lyrics from Me and My Husband by Mitski

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Idk if they have an official ship name but I call them forest fire in my head

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I remembered about that frog show

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That build-a-bear guy

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My own personal headcanons