#derpsuma

[aj-is-typing-18]

[theminecraftbee]

[image ID: a video thumbnail for xisuma as seen on hermitcraft.com. on the thumbnail it reads “DECKED OUT OUT OF CONTEXT SOUNDS OF PANIC” on a mostly blank background with a decked out crown and a derpsuma emote. the video is titled “Decked Out Supercut: Silly Xisuma Noises…” /end ID]

went to go check the hermitcraft website to confirm the presence of the two shadow figures people were reporting and while I was there saw this as the latest video on the site and. truly, xisuma understands what the people actually want,

[artsy-book]

VOTE XISUMA MCYTBLR SWXYMAN

we need to vote for xisuma in the mcytblr sexymn polls so that xisuma can win! here is why you should be ting for xisuma!!

he is a derp. wtach any of his ideos or clips and you are bound to find some prime xisuma derp moments. he is just a silly lil guy who is a very big derp. a prime example of derpsuma is when he didn't realize that badger spanner was joe hills fiance! can watch it here.

he is depicted as more sertn and almost kind of mysterious. again, watch a single xisuma video and you will see that he is just a silly guy, he is not the serious, stern person everyone depicts him as.

have you seen the art of xisuma?? examples one, two, three and four.

there is a clip where he talks about xitties. i mean thats it, he talks about his xitties, what else can i say. you can watch it here.

the art of bone mage of goood. xisuma art is so good already, but throw in the bone theming and it just goes to the next level!!! so good. examples one, two and three.

the clip where bone mage xisuma talks about killing artists for the skull helmet. again, not much else to say about this one. he tried to explain where the skull helmet came from and spilled that he killed an artist. you can watch it here.

xisuma has lots of fan favourite skins. he has skins from regular doom guy to the bee report to the warden!! heres just a list if ten of them!

[spoonmoment119]

Idk why we’re sharing our pets but I need to share The Bone Farmer with you. Here is she

-@derpsuma is my mcyt tunglr

AWWW when when cats get in a little ball,, and they’re so sleepy,, and they cover their little faces,, and hug their tail 🥺

[blackstoneslab]

Derpsuma ——> blackstoneslab

[aj-is-typing-18]

Naga!Keralis has kinda taken over my mind cause I'm a sucker for hypnosis charm speak stuff, so I'm curious.

Was Xisuma easier or harder to get? Was he the first one he went after?

Yeah actually! So, X has trigger words that keralis uses to get him under, and Because X has been used to this treatment for years it's instant derpsuma. He can't take care of himself, all wrapped up. Mumbling and babbling, absolute mush. During the ordeal he stays in the nest keralis makes or stays wrapped up, but his helment is off the whole time.

Once he's there for about a week is when Joe gets suspicious.

And well, as a mod he has to go find out.....but by then, Keralis has Cleo and Tango. Both functioning, cleo joined him willingly. Tango is simply in a trance with his suggestions.

Keep the server running. Get everyone to join them. If they want to or not.