#dhmis briefcase x coffin

[dhmis-twitter-idk]

[love-cult-enthusiast]

Currently thinking about how Briefcase and Coffin would kiss because Briefcase has the puppet string mouth and Coffin has CHOMPERS

[walkinthew00ds]

I usually don’t post art on tumblr, but meet Laurel the Epitaph/Tombstone! Yes, she is a dead end job fanchild. Yes, I did draw this cause I have baby fever again.

[dangzang]

Zombie apocalypse Doodle

[snackswutt]

Yipee

[silver-dawn-draws]

Haha gay sentient inanimate objects who go brrrrrrrr

[ms-morphine]

Anyone want to join an instagram dhmis selfship/simp chat? Just reblog with your instagram user and the other criteria :)

[flowerguy4ever]

To brendon, what are your react to that your brother dating that coffin? Proud or over-proctive or smth? I think they're cute together

Brendon: Of course I am proud!

Brendon: Now please go, I have business to do.

[dhmis-shitposts]

Shrignold: That shirt looks great, Coffin. Coffin: Thanks. Shrignold: But I bet it would look even better on Briefcase's floor. Briefcase: Are you hitting on Coffin... for me?

Okay LISTEN UP- I know that a lot of people headcannon the baby pidgeon as a homophobe, but it would be 9x funnier if he saw to pining dudes/girlies and decided to play cupid. Just. because.

IDK MAN-

[yandere-dhmis-mania]

I just saw that you wrote non-con and I just thought “aw man fuck now I wanna see my otp but Yandere+Noncon”

Can you please write like.. a lil Yandere!Coffin x Briefcase with kidnapping that results in Briefcase getting non-conned by Coffin <3? Thxs <3

omg yay my first request!! I was super happy to write this! especially for Halloween!

they are still objects in this but I'm gonna use my own made up names for the two of them to make it more easy!

Briefcase is Brian and Coffin is Carl, now hope you enjoy!!

Carl had his eyes on that little briefcase for awhile, the man's optimism was definitely very contagious, that bright smile and tone of voice. He just couldn't get enough of it. When the two of them talked Carl felt a tingling sensation to pin the other object down and make him moan out his name.

Though he always had a calm tone of voice, he still had intense emotions and especially that of jealousy when the object of his desires talked to others and that those other useless objects even thought they had the right to look at something that belonged to him and only him.

Finally he couldn't take it anymore, his lust grew and his need to own every part of his precious little briefcase, it was just far too much.

So one day after a late night of work, Carl followed his lover from the behind, and used a rag of chloroform to cover his face and he grinned in a lovesick manner as his precious baby fell unconcious in his arms.

He took him back to his rightful home, carrying him to his bedroom and tying him up to the bedposts. Carl couldn't believe that this was really happening. He was shaking with excitement as his hands went to pull down the pants of his little Brian, seeing his cute limp cock made his own cock twitch in total arousal.

"You're mine...finally only mine..." He mumbled to himself with a perverted grin that widened at the sight of his darling waking up. He decided to properly wake him up with a little surprise, his cock twitching in arousal and he pushed himself inside of his lover.

"So tight..." He moaned in pleasure and his lover did fully wake up with a groan of pain as he started to cry. "C-Carl?" Confusion was written all over his darling's face, that puzzled yet pained expression made his cock twitch with even more arousal.

"Shhh baby, shhh, we're finally together~ No one is gonna take you away from me now." Carl said as his thrusting became faster and he made sure to reach as deep as he possibly could. "I love you! God I love you so much! We are never ever gonna be apart!" His calm tone was far gone and he sounded just truly unhinged with the pleasure and also happiness he felt course through him.

This was his first time, so he felt special to loose it with his darling. His dearest boy was so tight as well, there was no way he wasn't also a virgin, well was. Now they had lost their purities to eachother, how romantic that truly was.

He was so deep in his thoughts that he didn't hear the desperate cries and pleads of the little briefcase, they were all so far away from him. He was only brought back to reality once he reached his climax and cummed deep inside of his darling with a loud moan full of pleasure.

"Goodness..." He panted heavily and smiled down on the love of his life who was still crying heavily. He chuckled and lovingly caressed his soulmate's face. "You're so beautiful~ I love you so much~" He said and felt his cock twitch in pleasure again.

"I hope you're ready for more, my precious little briefcase~" He chuckled and started moving again, the only sounds that left the room from then on out were pleasured moans of a psychopath and cries of a poor briefcase who had caught his eye.

[dhmis-twitter-idk]

[love-cult-enthusiast]

Dead end job headcanon post for Valentines Day because they're the only thing that matters to me

- Autistic power couple honestly

- Coffin stays over at Briefcase and Brendon's on the weekends

- Very co-dependent

- their love language is quality time :3

- they go on late night walks a lot

- they're an old married couple and I don't take criticism

- Coffin carries Briefcase to bed when he overworks himself

- Coffin has a lot of nicknames for Briefcase, though he usually uses “Love” or “Dear”

- Coffin only lets a few people call him Finn and Briefcase is one of those people (Also Electracey)

- they're so doomed by the narrative it hurts me

- I just think they cuddle a lot, Coffin’s probably touch-starved

- They try on each other's glasses for fun, but they have completely different prescriptions so they can't see anything lol

- coffin takes great care of all the flowers Briefcase gives him for valentines day

- They also always hang out at a cemetery or take a walk in the woods for Valentine's Day

- “The bad bitch I pulled by being autistic”

- Coffin usually cooks for them but Briefcase has a basic knowledge of cooking

- they both gossip to eachother about everything

Happy valentines day from the sillies :3

[dhmisreolrants]

so, i've been working on the Ordem Paranormal x DHMIS AU more these days after breaking throught mild depression season, And I've been doing more and more tweaks to some designs because i want a best mix possible of both medias- But i would like suggestions tbh, I would like to hear cool ideas to add in the designs (i'll post them when i'm able to (sucky wifi ew)) And for now, The designs i have already are: - Lamp (Both paranormal creature and paranormal investigator versions) - Sketchbook/Paige (Just paranormal investigator for now) - Colin (Paranormal creature and paranormal investigator) - Electracey (Paranormal investigator for now) - Coffin (Same case as lamp) - Briefcase (Same case as lamp too) - Clock/Tony (Paranormal creature for now) Still thinking what to do with the other characters heugh (and for context; there will be both versions of the characters as paranormal creatures AND as human paranormal investigators-)

[dangzang]

doodles

[snackswutt]

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[dont-hug-me-im-unfinished]

Hello and welcome to my Dhmis au ask blog!

This blog is about asking the unfinished sketches of your fav Dhmis characters (- Warren) hence the name 'Dont Hug Me I'm Unfinished'

I'm making this blog with my friend (Who is making an Amino page) and will only be able to do 2-3 asks per day.

Please do not ask for anything sexual, you will be blocked.

Theses are the characters you can ask so far:

Red Guy

Yellow Guy

Duck

Tony

Paige

Colin

Electracy

Finn (Coffin)

Brian (Briefcase)

Brendon

Bella (Special one)

Shrignold

Larry

Lilly and Todney

Roy

Lesley

These are the only characters at the moment might add more later.

We also do ships and these are the ones we will do:

DigitalTime (Tony x Colin)

DeadEndJob (Finn x Brian)

CreativeSpark (Paige x Electracy)

FluffyBird (Red Guy x Duck)

Lilly x Bella

Thats all at the moment. Below you will see the line up for the characters so far:

I will turn on the asks when we finish the character designs. Thanks for checking us out! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜