#dick tried to make an apple pie from scratch and it caught fire but somehow the flames were blue

[anti-the-glitch-bitch]

Danny: helping Alfred cook breakfast for everyone because he feels bad, he eats so much more than everyone else.

Alfred: so happy that there is yet another person wanting to learn to cook and is actually good at it.

Dick: walks in and sees Danny getting to cook with Alfred and is immensely jealous because he is hardcore banned from cooking after the Thanksgiving disaster from 15 years ago.

Danny: makes eye contact with Dick.

Dick:..........

Danny:.........

Dick:........

Dick: Goes running to Tim to tattle on Alfred and Danny