#digi-dest-quotes

[steampunkagumon]

So I’m very excited to have a kindred spirit and a safe place but I don’t want to flood @digi-dest-stories with prompts so here we are, speaking of spirits…

“You brought this on yourself. So do us all a favor, Leomon: I don’t care how much noise you make. Just. Be. Deleted…”

-Riot, in the ghost AU, to BanchoLeomon

[gorochuva]

Session 10

Riot, sprawled out on the ground after purifying C-J: Agunimon, I can't... I can't move it move it anymore, Agunimon...

[steampunkagumon]

Salamon: Alright, try this first page, sound it out.

Brains check - DC 5

Impmon - Brains - 1

Impmon: Uh, one… fiss-huh… twoah… fiss-huh…

Salamon: Are you serious?

Impmon: You picked a hard one on purpose!

Salamon: IT’S A DR SEUSS BOOK YOU FUCKIN DIPSHIT!

[steampunkagumon]

Duskmon: Does Sammi want uppies?

Sammi: *wordlessly, arms in the air, grabby hands*

Duskmon, mentally, upon realizing he has knife hands: hold child gentle. like hamburger.

[steampunkagumon]

Salamon: Terriermon, for the LAST time! You do not have ligma, and I have no idea what that has to do with your ownership of many balls!

[gorochuva]

[steampunkagumon]

HiAndromon: How are you not dead?!

Riot, flossing in front of his Doppel: I have no idea!

[steampunkagumon]

Schmuck Squad deciding what to do about me

RedBeast: When you look at it, this all started 'cuz we were joking about Riot.

Grimmjack: Yeah. Are we sure she doesn't just want an apology?

CoffinJockey: Well, the great thing about apologies is you don't have to mean 'em! I mean, don't we lie and tell Nick we're sorry every time we foil his plans?

[steampunkagumon]

Sammi: Y’know, it’s kinda weird talking to somebody made entirely of computer code over a basic landline. Like watching a Hell’s Angel ride a moped.

LadyDevimon: This isn’t funny, Sammi! The voice says I’m almost out of minutes!

[steampunkagumon]

Wisemon: His body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.

Aldamon and Baalmon: The pornstar?

*silence*

Wisemon, in a disappointed mom tone: The poison.

[steampunkagumon]

Sammi: Where’s Reiner!

Piedmon: Don’t worry about the boy.

Sammi: I’m sorry, have you met me?

[steampunkagumon]

Wizardmon: If the pizza man truly “loves” this babysitter, why does he keep smacking her rear?

Magimon, mentally: Maybe she did something wrong.

Gary: *beelines for the remote* WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT?!

[steampunkagumon]

Riot: Ugh, I need a hydroxyzine. *reaches into his back pocket* Wait, where did I put-

*ER already has it in his mouth*

Riot: Dude, that was my last one! How'd you take that?!

ER: *shrugs* Quick hands.

ER, mentally: Ass and hydroxyzine, what a combo.

*Grayson walks in w/ fries*

Grayson: What are you guys doing?

Riot and ER: --!

ER, D4 Brains: He has Wendy's- Grayson, where did you get Wendy's?!

Grayson: Uh... Wendy's.

ER: Dude, gimme a fry!

Grayson: Is that how you ask?

ER: Dude, PLEASE 👏 GIVE 👏 ME 👏 A 👏 FRY! 👏

[steampunkagumon]

Riot: You wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?

ER: No way!

Riot: Why not?

ER: ‘Cuz you’d be doing all the abusing! You’d like… put a cigarette out on my neck and then lick the burn mark.

Riot: …

Riot: So, you wanna try it?

ER: NO!

[steampunkagumon]

Terriermon: Would’ja believe that people think I’m a bunny? I’m a dog!

Wendigomon: Right? I’m a bunny!

Terriermon: Yeah- wait, no you’re not!

Wendigomon: I’m a buuuuuny~

[steampunkagumon]

ER: Do you ACTUALLY wanna fight right now?

Riot: I brought a knife to school, don’t even try me!

ER: Yeah, right, what are you gonna do with that?

Riot: Stab you and watch the morphine pour out.

ER: Not if I choke you, first!

Riot: I’ll spit in your face!

ER: I’ll spit in your mouth!

Riot: I’ll like it!

Grayson, whispered: What is happening?

ER, blushing: Will you spit in mine back?~