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Happy birthday Sonic the Hedgehog but also happy anniversary of the worst day of my life

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Grayson: If you ask me, whoever put the sword into the stone should be king, not the guy who got it out!

Diogo: I think it’s safe to say that whoever put the “sword that makes you king” into the stone probably didn’t want the position.

E.R.: I think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest!

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*grabs u by ur neck* Where's Riot?

Crappy quality photo of DigiDest Persona AU designs

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Gary: WHY ARE THERE PIZZA ROLLS IN THE DRYER?!

Grayson: Oh, those are mine, are they done?

Gary: What were you doing?!

Grayson: Okay, I can see you’re mad, but hear me out-

Gary: You broke the air fryer again, didn’t you?

Grayson: Technically, that was E.R.! But also me. We wanted to see how long we could put a hot dog in for before it exploded.

Gary: That was you two?

Grayson: *slowly reaching for the bag* Possibly, yes…

Gary: *slams the dryer door shut* No! No pizza rolls for you! Go and think about what you’ve done!

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Listen I have to watch along to a 4-hour podcast that’s super quiet and then blasts my ears out when everyone starts laughing and it’s already a character death fix to begin with so I have all this other baggage making me not wanna watch it-

Guess who's not doing what she's supposed to again!

I'm sorry

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do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

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y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

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When a Character Is Grieving Someone They Never Got to Say Goodbye To

✧ They talk about the person in past tense… then correct themselves. Then stop talking entirely.

✧ They touch things that belonged to the person like they’re fragile, sacred, about to disappear.

✧ They hoard the last voicemail, last message, last anything. Play it. Don’t play it. Just knowing it exists hurts enough.

✧ They leave something untouched, an empty seat, a half-packed bag, a coffee order that isn’t theirs.

✧ They get irrationally angry when someone else seems to be “moving on.” As if forgetting is betrayal.

✧ They don’t let themselves cry all at once. It comes in pieces. Like they’re afraid too much grief will drown them.

✧ They over-apologize. For being quiet. For being distant. For not being okay.

✧ They become hyper-aware of time, dates, anniversaries, time zones, the exact moment everything ended.

✧ They get superstitious. Ritualistic. As if doing things "right" might reverse something.

✧ They smile when they talk about the person. But it’s brittle. And it never quite touches their eyes.

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Fanart for Yuuki of the D&Digimon: Odyssey of the Stars crew!

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I haven’t posted art in a while but I will come back to tumblr to post my own stupidly long character opinion bingo. Enjoy?

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Hard doms: “Shut your f*cking mouth!”

Soft doms: “Please be quiet for me, okay?”

Crackhead doms: “You’ve yeed your last frickin’ haw, partner!”

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E.R. and Gary: This one goes out to all the horny couples out there who are thinking of getting rowdy this Valentine's Day evening: DO! NOT!

E.R.: If you do, your child will be born...

*They grasp hands with a loud clap sound and do the wave*

E.R. and Gary: A Scorpio!

Gary: Now, why don't we like Scorpios? For starters,

E.R. and Gary: "Scorpio" has seven letters.

E.R.: Seven letters?

*They do the "Father-Son-Holy Spirit" hand thing idk what it's actually called and then each make an X with their arms*

E.R. and Gary: Seven Deadly Sins!

Gary: Now, what are the Seven Deadly Sins?

E.R. and Gary: Wrath, sloth, gluttony, envy-

*E.R. claps again as Gary picks up a green sweater off the floor*

E.R.: Envy is associated with the color-

E.R. and Gary: Green!

Gary: What else is green?

*Gary throws the sweater off to the side out of frame*

E.R. and Gary: Marijuana!

E.R.: Just one more pothead in the world.

E.R. and Gary: Lame!

Gary: Now where is pot legal?

*They start pointing around*

E.R. and Gary: Canada, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane bathrooms-

E.R.: -if the pilot's chill.

E.R. and Gary: And where can planes take you?

*The two thrust their heads forward, causing the sunglasses they've been wearing to fall down over their eyes*

E.R. and Gary: California!

Gary: And what's on California's state flag?

E.R. and Gary: A bear!

*The two fall silent for a moment as they remove their sunglasses, holding them out like pointers*

E.R. and Gary: Your child is gay.

sienna on X: "tiktok took this down at over 12k views but it will never truly die https://t.co/F5ClFFGRNG" / X (twitter.com)

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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

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Riot: Love is a five letter word.

E.R.: What?

Riot: Because it's incomplete without you.

E.R.: 😊

E.R.: Lovue?

Riot: No.

E.R.: Luove?

Riot: Stop it.

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Angemon: I apologize sincerely for my actions during our first encounter, chosen ones. I have seen the light.

Vandals: Uh… k cool

*Later…*

Angewomon: Dang, HRT sure is amazing!

LadyDevimon: Why the hell do you look like me?!

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Random cursed shipping thought: E.R. moaning all like “You’re gonna break me!” so Riot thinks he’s doing good, and then crack!

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Aldamon: I gotta be careful saying stuff like “I hate my body” because then the self-love crowd is gonna suplex me like “shut up you’re beautiful!”

Aldamon: Like no I KNOW I’m hot! THE PROBLEM IS I’M SUPPOSED TO BE A DRAGON!!!