#dimitriposting

[dangerismylastname]

[void-botanist]

@kk7-rbs

Scott Fraser (American, 1957) - Crab Cake (2019)

[illusory-quasar]

scrunkly my beloved

[sherbovania]

it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for: formally reintroducing you all to desire (queen of harlots) and dimitri von hellsing (not legal name), they’re twins and they’re sooooo fucked up and evil haha ;) they both commit war crimes but not as a team they fucking hate each other

[vadlingsart]

[void-botanist]

Dimitri: shows up as a projection, is totally comfortable

Michael: I wanted to wear a full glass suit but there were. complications. so this is my scuba suit

John Brosio, “Closing the Deal”, 2012 Oil on Canvas, 43 x 38cm

[hometownrockstar]

You changed your url + icon so i second guessed myself when I saw you dimitriposting because i was like ah yes Thomas and then i was like ? Not Thomas? But in the end i was right tis thomas

exactly the effect i was going for i wanted to confuse everyone by changing my icon and url suddenly so nobody would recognize me sorry i am easily amused and also evil. but thank you for recognizing me by my dimitriposting in the end :o)

[dangerismylastname]

lessgo best boy introduction

[karasflowers]

really loving your dimitriposting today... i think i've unlocked a new gender from looking at him :-)

dimitri is soooooo gender

[the-suns-beloved]

it occurs to me that this is my blog and i can post whatever i want

[dangerismylastname]

Dimitri (ofc) bc I love his whole chill, calculating, arrogant vibe. I don't often see that kind of representation given to black men and boys in media. Plus he correctly asseses that Richard is way too messy to be running the activity club.

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[sherbovania]

fucking. crash bandicoot twinsanity or whatever

talking about the “easier” twin first because the other one has lots of Problems that i would like to not deal with right now

(art by rev )

dimitri von hellsing

-not his legal name

-real name is mammon but he hates his dad so he changed it out of spite. his dad is satan fyi

quick tangent he hates his dad for legacy reasons, failing to live up to his expectations as the oldest sibling that wasn't completely fucked from the get-go. also for abandoning him during an apocalyptic event that too. what i'm trying to say is he has daddy issues ok

-arbiter of greed and 5th king of the infernal hellspire btw. if that means anything to you

-the universe’s first multi-trillionaire and plans to spend his money irresponsibly

-needs to go on a killing spree to calm his nerves i think. he either uses a machete or sais

anyways here’s a quik summary

a flamboyant and extravagant businessman who uses his engaging personality to hide that he’s seen things beyond his own comprehension. reckless, impulsive and antagonistic, he picked a fight with gaia and barely came back alive, now with an eye that’s functionally dead among other things.

he fills his life with meaningless materialism and senseless violence to avoid having to confront that he doesn’t know what he wants out of his life. as long as he keeps himself occupied or shitfaced, the issues are as good as gone to him. he and his sister went through a near-apocalyptic event when ego, the arbiter of pride, escaped containment and went on a homicidal rampage, killing millions. despite the lasting damage, to him it’s just another issue that can be solved by abusing medication and drinking hard liquor with his breakfast.

despite being the richest man to ever exist he is still bitchless and alone. he leads a loveless life that he can’t compensate for with money, and it doesn't help that his sister constantly rubs it in. desire's character motif is literally "love" and infatuation i think he could take some notes. hoeless behavior amirite

i’m being harsh but i think he deserves it tbh <3

desire's write-up is next but uh. if you thought dimitri's issues were bad Just You Wait

[dangerismylastname]

lives were changed (mine)

[dangerismylastname]

Yes Dimitri we see the fit

[dangerismylastname]

A fun little AU i just came up with is Dimitri leaving Mayview for Paradise Island, but continuing his supernatural adventures by studying under an Obeah practitioner. It would be a interesting way to explore the boundaries between the Paranatural world we know and supernatural belief systems from specific cultures.

It would also be fun to see how Dimitri deals with it; as far as we know, seeing ghosts and having magic powers hasn't caused any dissonance with his logical mindset, but the religious angle might throw him off a bit.

Most of all it would fill the Vibe-shaped hole in my heart 😭 miss this comic very dearly

[sherbovania]

i present to ye: one of the oc posts of all time that still gets me