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marioxdk · 1 year

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Headcanon that Mario and Donkey Kong are really bad at giving each other pet names, so they keep coming up with increasingly stupid terms of endearment like jackhammer and trampoline

#mario: hows it going my lovely breadstick?#dk: better now that my beautiful marinara is here #peach/luigi: what the hell are you two doing?#in my head it started out as awkward flirting #and now it's a competition #who can come up with the worst pet name?#they seem like the types to call one another a bitch (affectionate)#mario x donkey kong #dk x mario #mario x dk #mariokong #mario movie #super mario bros movie

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