#do not tell me that snakes need to be removed from enclosure for feeding or they’ll ‘’ bite every time you open the door’’ that’s a myth

[rufflet]

Torn between not wanting to seem combative or a know-it-all at work among my coworkers, but I also get too worked up when someone who has never kept a certain type of animal and is going off of 10+ year old pet store care guides insinuates they know more about said animal than I, who has one at home after spending years researching them, does.

Like obviously owning an animal does not make one an expert, but seeing as I have had one for several years and follow numerous, knowledgeable keepers and keep up with any new information, I think I might know a little bit more than dude who has maybe held one a few times.

[udunie]

(anon submission)

hmm more weird omega au brainstorming semi-based off your any-hole-goes Hale breeding program fic =D This got, uh, a little extreme?

At fourteen, omegas graduate from regular school and go to special omega universities where they pick an omegan specialty to study, generally completing their studies by eighteen, when they are then presented to society at a structured graduation/debutante auction

‘Pick’ might be a strong word to use - most omegas don’t pick their area of study, their family alphas do

Stiles’ mom was an endangered species / wildlife advocate and professional, working with reserves and zoos all over the world to help with rehabilitation and re-population efforts. After she died, Stiles’ dad decided that he was going to dedicate their omega son (in this au, you can tell immediately if a baby is alpha/beta/omega) to her work when the time came

Stiles is on board with this idea - he remembers lots of happy times with his mom and some cute baby animal that needed constant watch and regular bottle feedings (Stiles’ mom would tell him it was good practice for when he was older and had his own babies), so when he’s enrolled in a distant omega university that trains omegas for vet, farm, wildlife, zoo, or other animal-centered work, he’s ready. Stiles’ dad selects animal wifery, platinum tier, with a focus on endangered species

Stiles is not ready

Platinum-tier endangered animal wifery is an unusual branch in that it’s a breeding program that utilizes *all* an omega’s resources

Over the next four years, Stiles

1) has his urethra and bladder opening stretched to the highest legal diameter with a permanent hollow sound (really a circle of very thin, rigid ribs with a thin layer of silicon between them so it was as soft as possible while still holding his urethra open) installed that locks into place via a bulbed head just inside his bladder that is equipped with monitoring equipment on one end and a slightly flared opening with two hinged pieces that fold down and around his cockhead, clicking together just under it, and held together with two piercings that screw in to the sound walls but do not go through. A silicon insert hangs on a fine chain from the piercings and can be used to seal the sound opening shut. There are lots of species of snakes, amphibians, fish, and even some aquatic bugs that reproduce in dark, warm, acidic enclosed spaces - spaces that in nature are easily and frequently destroyed by human interference or storms. An omega’s bladder is quite safe, and the monitoring equipment ensures safe and healthy egg development

(Stiles’ final project in this 'class’ was helping facilitate the mating of an extremely rare tropical snake pair - both snakes were first coaxed into Stiles’ bladder, where they copulated and the female snake lived until she laid her eggs. Stiles had to be on a special diet for the duration of the project, as well as strapped to a special bench that held his torso, hips, and legs utterly still with his cock lined up at the ideal angle and his sound opening fitted to the snakes’ enclosure, all of which ensured that he did not hurt or upset either snake in any way. The sound opened up under water in the enclosure, so while Stiles’ bladder didn’t get over-full at any point it also never emptied. The snakes spent a lot of time going in and out of him before mating)

2) has his primary womb rated to exotics - extra large. This took all four years invested in stretching his vaginal canal and uterus without doing improper damage to the supporting muscles, stretching his abdomen, widening his pelvic bone and opening, and several surgeries to remove ribs that would constrict larger babies and reinforce his spine to carry the weight. The hormone treatment that convinced his body this was how it was meant to be shaped came with the added bonus of increasing his sensitivity and pleasure receptors by a lot

(His final project and the reason he was rated to extra large over the more standard large was he successfully carried a pygmy rhino calf to term - an eighteen month pregnancy - despite the fact that it grew slightly larger than it was meant to. Stiles came eighteen times during labor thanks to the hormone treatment, and it was that extra relaxation and lubrication that stopped him from needed a c-section)

3) has his secondary womb rated to exotics - canine and feline. This needs the least work, though he’s given treatment to increase his slick production and strengthen his knot-locking muscles so he can hold the knot of any smaller or distracted studs. For feline breedings, he wears a sheath that protects his ass from their spines. The program also develops eight teats down his front, though when he carries an extra-large pregnancy the bottom four leak constantly due to the pressure

(Stiles interns with a local tiger conservatory during his studies, and whenever possible carries litters for them - apparently not all omegas are able to, making him very valuable to the university and earning him a very good grade at all levels)

4) Warning: super fucked up ahead – has surgery to separate his esophagus and trachea into two separate tubes, stretch his esophagus, install a feeding small tube, and split his tongue - this is actually an elective program that the university gets approval from Stiles’ dad for early on when they realized Stiles was suited to it, and is the only currently known way for a species of extremely rare salamanders to reproduce in captivity. The female salamander lives in Stiles’ throat, head and mating organs (slightly below their head, interestingly) in his mouth. Once a month, the male salamander squeezes into Stiles’ mouth as well, and in the space between the two halves of Stiles’ tongue, breeds its partner. The female salamander cannot lay her eggs without help - Stiles has to swallow until they have all been worked down and into his stomach, where the eggs stay until they hatch and the baby salamanders crawl out of his body via his intestines and ass (one of the reasons his secondary womb is not significantly altered).

Stiles earns his degree with flying colours, and at his graduation/debutante auction his dad decides to enter him under a temporary ownership clause - it’s less money, but this way he can continue to auction Stiles off to whomever needs his omega skills the most rather that him serving a single program. Later he decides to just auction Stiles’ parts - so long as the pregnancies are not competing, difference conservation efforts can use Stiles as he becomes available

His mother would be so proud of all the species Stiles is helping save

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Udunie: 

Holy shit nonnie, I love your brain?????????????

I love everything about this, but also, may I suggest (cause while I love the salamander idea, it feels a bit awkward to me):

Ppl don’t actually ‘need’ to have a stomach, meaning that you can be ‘fed’ by enemas, your intestines do the most work in absorbing nutrients anyway. So. What if his stomach was completely removed and instead he was given a third womb??? (lets say, the university’s medical department is able to use cells from an omega to create a womb that wouldn’t be rejected by his body?) his esophagus is still separated. Or even better (for my personal tastes) he has a nasal tube inserted that goes right to his lungs, so he can breath even when his esophagus is clogged. Anyway, he gets his third womb where his stomach is, gets his esophagus stretched as much as they can, and it’s used to breed smaller species (as in, smaller at birth, but maybe at the same time, species with large litter numbers???)

Fun fact I just googled! Arctic foxes have the largest mammal litters with a size ranging from 5 to 25 pups!!! They are pretty small when they are born, small enough that Stiles can just retch them up when they are ready to be born :D