#doisette interrupts

[dtv-official]

Alright, we've got them all! Eh... The spaghettis won't stop screaming so I'm gonna need you to calm them down, kay?

(The anon wraps around Doise and pulls them into the beach scene.)

- Good Anon. (And wizard anon!)

Woo!!

[Upon entering the beach scene, he immediately ran up to @mauricemetsfan and co, wrapping them in a big ol hug.]

Chill out, yall! Dis is gun' be a niice Vacay for all'a us!

[He looked to @izzys-chaotic-rp-blog .]

Come 'ere! You too, ette- an' bring Squiddy!

[Doisette nodded and picked up Squiddy, running up to the four and joining the group hug.]

[the-doise-and-mancy-power-hour]

Man... My head's starting to really pound.

[dtv-official]

Well, I.. I dont think theres a way, cause- cause jsut opening the game got Dosiey and... Theres no other way to look into it unless- unless you... Wanna try an' alter its files or somethin.. but I dunno how to do that!

It's now been several hours since Doise and Maurice got pasta'd. I'm worried. Are they dead?! ARE THEY OK?! I don't wanna lose my dad like this!!!! Not when the imposters are around!!!! I thought Halloween was gonna be fun. How can I check in on the two without being creepypasta'd too?

[chaotichyperfixations]

And good morning

The man fought against the bars of his cage. No, no, no, it couldn't end like this! He desperately screamed into the dark void.

"Help! Please! Someone help me!"

His body and voice were weak. Everything was weak. Had been for a long time. The hospital had felt like home for what seemed like decades. How long had it been actually? He couldn't tell.

And yet someone heard him.

A brown and green gloved hand picked up the cage effortlessly, man and all. He looked his captor in the glowing green eyes and saw the hollow husk of himself. The man in the black mask grinned maniacally. No. No, no, no, not now! There had to still be time -

The Boise threw the cage into a poisonous green pool and turned away with a cackle. Barnes panicked, trying desperately to break free, pushing his already weak body to its limits. He sank deeper into the poison, unable to move, watching his entire life slip away. He was just an ordinary man, what had he done to deserve any of this?! He couldn't move his arms, they were stuck in the glue-like venom - he was out of time. He managed to get one last word out before he started to suffocate.

"...help..."

A brilliant blue flash crossed his vision. Before he realized what was happening, he was back on dry ground, his cage in a hundred pieces. As he tried to catch his breath, he watched as a glowing blue blur clashed with the dismal green smear that had caused so much pain. For a split second, Barnes locked eyes with his savior. One a blazing sky blue, the other a glittering sunset rose. Both blazing with a righteous, if haughty, fury. Then, in another moment -

He was free.

Barnes sat bolt upright in bed. Another terrifying dream - no, a memory - no, that's not actually what happened - was it? The man stood up, bewildered. And yet, it was his mind's best representation of what had happened yet. That's what having that horrible cancer had felt like. Powerless, watching from the sidelines.

Barnes wandered the studio, unable to get back to sleep. He saw Doise and Doisette on the stage, having a good heart-to-heart chat - but no. Doise still didn't trust him. It was painfully ironic - the man he owed everything to wouldn't trust him with anything. He left before he could be seen and consequently screamed at.

In another room, he saw Doise-Chan and Peddita practicing their next act. He didn't interrupt. He stumbled upon Pizzamancer trying to catch mini rats for some ritual and immediately backed out of the room. He had done more to Mancer than all the others combined. He saw a glimpse of pink down the hall and turned right around. Nope. The last thing he needed tonight was a run-in with the wrathful Peddito.

Finally, he went outside. He saw Doisey gathering dandelions just outside Gnome Forest. The little critter looked up and saw him. Barnes started to turn around and leave, but the small beastie ran up to him and started rubbing against his legs. Barnes started to cry as he picked Doisey up and began petting him. The tiny creature forgave him. After everything.

Of course. He can sense your true nature. So can I.

Barnes jumped and looked up. Golden Pizzaboy looked right back at him, sitting on the Cheesedragon's head.

"G-goldie... I was just..."

There's no need to explain, Barnes. I understand perfectly.

The ghostly animatronic sat down next to him. The Cheesedragon curled up around the three and started to purr. Golden put his hand on Barnes' shoulder and smiled.

It's not your fault, Barnes. It was completely out of your control. One day, the others will realize this.

Barnes gasped slightly, then hugged the phantom, who rubbed his back in response.

He had really needed to hear that.

And I thought you might have needed your fix lol come and get it

AAHHHH I LOVE IT I LOVE IT LOOVEEE ITTT EEHJFKGJEHAHABJKCJEH HEYAYAYYYYYAYYYYYYY RUNS AROUND IN GLEE

[the-peddito-and-doise-show]

YAHOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU TWO THAT WAS SOA WESOMEEE YYEHAHSGGZHAHVCBAGDGD

... Also. Uhh. Not tryna break the happy atmosphere but... Doise, my bbg, you prolly gotta say your goodbyes now....

“Yeahhh… I’ve been meaning to talk to you guys about that.” The Doise ashamedly said, putting his hands behind his back. “About(-a) what?” Peddito, Pizzamancer, Eigilante, and most importantly Doisette all said in unison. “So, uhh… I may have gone to the afterlife, and I may have possibly struck a deal with a literal god that allowed me to come back… and I may have to come back there again because I’ve already done my part…?” Peeperman: “Y-YOU DID ALL THAT?!” Eigilante: “This is The Doise we’re talking about, peeps. After all, he’s always been a broadway actor, so he’s always going to get in some dramatic situations and whatnot.” “I’m not believing this, I’m not fucking believing this—please tell me you’re joking. Please. Don’t go.” Doisette begged in disbelief. Doisey whimpered, as he couldn’t imagine life without his own father to guide him through the tough parts especially. Doise Chan lowered her head with a saddened expression, as she also couldn’t imagine life without her big little brother. Peddita Chan wanted to thank The Doise for introducing her a friend that was like a father to her. Pizzamancer tried to remain stoic and calm, but he too had been given a purpose to serve someone, that very someone who had treated him like he was his friend. Though he didn’t admit it out loud. Even though all of the recolored “ocs” were made to be blatant copies of their original versions, they too felt miserable about the thought of their friend leaving again when they just got here. Peddito… well, Peddito was glad that The Doise was going. He’d been trying to kill him all of this time. Still though… there was a shard of sorrow somewhere in him that missed the years of friendship he had with him. But he didn’t know that yet. Right as The Doise was right about to part ways with his newfound group of friends, both new and old, a mysterious yet familiar figure appeared behind him.

Once The Doise noticed, he was immediately taken back—and so was the rest of the gang who was not expecting this at all. “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!” He had screamed.

“Now, now, calm down, calm down! I am deeply sorry for interrupting your hour of grieving, but I believe I have to speak with him right about now. Come with me.”

The spiritual being then gently led The Doise away from the gang, who was still confused of the whole thing. Meister Stiff: “Uhhh… do you know that guy, Mr. Pizza Magician?” “First of all, I am a professional master of the dark arts for your information, you FOOL! But second of all… no, I have no clue who that guy was.” Gusto: “This-a day keeps-a getting weirder and weirder… I can-a barely remember everyone’s name!” Cement agreed with that statement, still having no clue of who was each person was.

“So, you may have known that your time is up, and since now you can finally rest, right?”

“Yeah, I guess…” said The Doise. He didn’t know where was this leading.

“Well, I’ve got good news and bad news for you!”

“…What’s the bad news?”

“I have to take back the power that I’ve given you before you came back here, y’know.”

“…Aw man—” The Doise had started saying, before immediately being struck by a wave of lightning stemming from the paranormal essence’s hand. “YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG!” He had screamed… again.

“Sorry about that, but it was necessary nonetheless.”

The Doise took a while being back to an average Joe, as he eventually refocused. ”So, uh… what’s the good news then?”

“You have shown incredible bravery, one that you were determined to protect your friends from a being who ‘thought’ he had the upper hand at any costs given. And you were ready to sacrifice yourself for the greater good, while still honoring the memories made with your own friends. For that reason, you’ve been given another chance at life again. I trust that you’ll resting here a lot more peacefully than that rather dark void back there!”

It took Doise a good moment there, before celebrating cheerfully. “Yippieee!” Then, the rest of the gang (who had been secretly listening to the whole conversation), rushed over to celebrate along with The Doise, cheering as well that he was able to stay with them. Especially Doisette (who didn’t care if it affected her tough image) kissed him many times on the cheek for how incredibly lucky she was to have him.

“Oh, and also, I’ve got two familiar friends with me as well—guess you can say that they’re back from their travels! Say hi to them, would you?”

Golden Pizzaboy waved over both Nick and Jerome, who were waiting patiently for them to be called in. “Wassup?” Nick said, trying to be edgy and cool (but horribly failing at it). Jerome himself just gave a supportive thumbs up. Peeperman: “H-Hey, I’ve been won-wondering of where you gu-guys have been!” Eigilante: “Where did you two even go in the first place, anyways?” Nick: “Uhh… South Dakota?”

[dtv-official]

(Maura walked into the area where 'Ette is, fidgeting with her flowers)

@mauricemetsfan

[Doisette is currently at the bar she runs! She looked up from the counter she was wiping down and gasped, setting the hand towel down and rushing to Maura, giving her a big ol' hug.]

MAURA!!!!

[dtv-official]

What the fuck, dude?? Im literally on your side in this! Boise fucking sucks!!

Hun, where did the HR Doise go?

... Fuck.

And, that aint Noisey!

Dont call him Noisey.

Okay!

"🅱️oag! 🅱️oise here! Just wanted to let you know that my clones are currently taking over your city right now, and that your TV network is, mmm… let’s just say that it’s about to be MINE for the TAKING! And to the unfortunately deluded viewers of that noisome and nasty NTV, watch 🅱️TV instead! 🅱️uh-🅱️ye!" - The Original 🅱️oise

@the-boise-show

NTV viewers have proven their loyalty to NTV time and time again. Just ask DTV how Nad their ratings are. Any and all "taking" of NTV Enterprises or Merchandise will be met with a lawsuit against cyber terrorism.

-NTV Enterprises

[dtv-official]

(The sound of plastic scraping can be heard throughout the studio, as well as bitcrushed mumbling. Sounds a lot like Maura!)

- @mauricemetsfan

[Doisette now tensed up- Her ears shot up, pointing themselves around to hopefully pinpoint the exact location the sounds coming from.]

Maura-?!

[dtv-official]

Magic anons, sure. But I doubt they'd be willing to help :/

.. Bu- but how else... Will- will I.. make it up to her-?? I can't just- go on like this never happened! I mean, look at me- I... I can't even hear the strands as well as usual-

[Doisette grabbed at her ears, pulling on them.]

[dtv-official]

DOOOOOIIIISEETTTTTEEE

( @mauricemetsfan )

AH-!!!

ougguhh, Hi Mauricee!

[dtv-official]

... Oh, aren't you the gal Teo was raising for a bit?

[Squiddy is currently tweaking out.]

(It's like you're biting air. You start sinking into the floor, before landing on a sandy beach with the ones taken from @mauricemetsfan and @dtv-official. It seems almost artificial.)

- Photonegative Anon. (And wizard anon!)

AHK AHK

*she spits out the sand that got in her mouth, she then looks around panicked. Her wings start to floof up and she instinctively starts clicking lighting little fires within her mouth*

[dtv-official]

Doise said that that pissbaby got kidnapped, is that true??

SHHHHH! IF HE COMES BACK AND SEES I STILL CALL HIM PISSBABY IM GONNA GET IN BIG TROUBLE-

Oh, woopsies!

[dtv-official]

ITS NOT TEO ITS NOT TEO ITS NOT TEO

HOW-?! IT- SHE LOOKS LIKE TEO-!! NONE'A DA STRANDS CAN COPY HER DAT GOOD!!!!

[dtv-official]

Hey, 'Ette! How you doin'?

[HI HELLO!! ETTE LOOKS LIKE THIS RN!!! DESIGNED BY MATTPLATONIC ILY MATT]

.. i... m... Tii...red..

[dtv-official]

Man oregante! They think he gave birth!

What's "mpreg" mean? Why are you all pestering Doise about it?

[dtv-official]

theres another doisette

Hhuh????