#don't ask why the bird says neigh cause idk

[ticklingmesoftly]

This happened like a week ago and I forgot to post about it but

So of course when I got home, I said again that there was no brochure in my nightstand. His response was, "you didn't even check."

So I checked.

THIS MAN.

MAD A BROCHURE. FOR TICKLE CAMP.

I CANNOT.