#dont say no say YASS

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[wretchedraymond45]

yeah i know ive been posting a lot today but i had to get this out NOW!!!!! i made this a few hours ago xx

[reinabeestudio]

you stop shaving as a woman and people just dont know what to call you anymore huh

[cruelsister-moved2]

muslim kids are so cool i had a class today that were mostly refugee kids but they were sooo chill and whenever theres a class with christian kids i get nervous because 9/10 they will try to proselytise (they r children i dont hold it against them it’s just awkward) meanwhile muslim kids are always just like mhhm anyway I’m going to teach you arabic now okay :) christian kids will give you a haunting speech about sin and punishment and eating people that makes you really worried for their mental health and muslim kids will just be like sooo I’m just going to tell you the life story of my entire extended family now, okay?

[danmeienthusiast]

Just a shout-out to every bl series that includes some random fujoshi/fudanshi on the side egging on the main couple and getting annoyed when they're blind idiots. WE EXIST, YOU SEE US 😂😭 we also need help

[floorpancakes]

as much as i dream of a perfect sciencesaru reboot of xxxholic (as long as they don't get too crazy w hima, I saw early devilman crybaby) i do think that ppl should stop avoiding janky 2000s low budget-looking anime for its looks cause 1. half my favourite shows are this and 2. it's funny. you all love goofy frames of your favs for funny memes and sillies right??? you all love a silly little joke right??? what if i told you there's EXCELLENT AND BEAUTIFUL AND AESTHETIC CHARACTERS with EXCELLENT WRITING and ARCS and you get to enjoy them both as really cool pretty fashion models AND as goofy silly fucking react images

[bedpissercastiel]

i have horrible or great news depending on whether you break down sobbing whenever you see a horrible pedro pascal tiktok. because he did it again

[whatami94]

Deception at is finest.

What did you want me to do?

[beenyos]

ich hasse kinder is on ^_^

[imeverywoman420]

Once you really start to look at the world objectively, you realize how fucking weird it is that theres so many videos of women twirling around and fake laughing and preening themselves in front of a camera. Its such a bizarre, humiliating thing to do. I can distinctly remember being a teenager and defending things like taking a billion selfies n being vapid and shallow using that internet language about letting girls have fun.

but the truth is its just fucking weird. The endless selfies and lip syncing videos and body checking. Its not content. Even the girls “yass queen”-ing you dont actually think this is good, watchable content. Theyre just Yass queen-ing you bc Girls Support Girls. If this was 2003 and it was more socially acceptable to be catty you would not see any of this fake positivity. This is what i mean when i say sometimes you have to imagine a man performing some feminine behavior and if it seems totally bizarre, its just as weird when an attractive 20 year old girl does it.

[cheatsykoopa98]

imma go out on a limb here and say what about emo queenie

yass, slay queenie!!!

btw I dont see enough black goth/emo character designs, specially of older characters, so I decided to draw human emo queenie too

[dykepvppy]

halloween is next month but still. lottie surprising u by walking out of the bathroom in the tightest spandex of all time, her nipples poking through and you suddenly dont wanna go to the halloween party anymore. getting all possessive and fucking her because she was gonna go out looking like a s1ut but shes yours.

( Changing to top lottie because YASS 😭)

OH she would be PISSED, checking you out while she grabs you

“Your not going out like that” she spoke getting close to you. Her hand is on your neck.

Oh if you tried to say no when she asked you to take off the costume … oooo she would have to bend you over on the couch..

“Say no again.. I’ll fuck you so good that the cops come”

She would cup your clothed clit and breast growling at you

“Your not going out in this, because those are mine got it”

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Hi :3 I tried

[clouseninjago]

Hey besties. Heresmy uh Ratings of the NINJA 🤯🤯🤯 Except i love them all

Lloyd - 8/10 HHGOOOHHJHJG my gosh i love him . He is so so silly and so so yaes. Yass. Genuinely like i would protect him with my life HES NOT MY FAVOURITE but i still love him. how can you NOT love him

Kai - 9/10 and I'm gonna be completely honest when I say that the only reason he's my third favourite ninja over cole is because he's red (my favourite colour) and he has fire powers (my favourite element) but otherwise i like the two equally. Anyway HE's SO COOL like genuinely . Funny as hell too. Not a big fan of his haircut HOWEVER i am a zane fan so i choose not to make a big deal out of that

Jay - 7/10 yeeeshhhhhh ERM i am going to preface this by saying I AM NOT A JAY HATER and i am not even a jay disliker. He is funny and he is silly and there have been many occasions upon which I have looked at him and thought 'hes just likw me fr'. HOWEVer there were certain occasions. Certain seasons even. Maybe a specific season that came after possession and before hands of time. In which he ticked me off quite a large amount that may have negatively affected my opinion. BUT I STILL LOVE HIM hes just jever been a favourite and #that season didnt do much to help

Cole - 8.5/10 like I said he's basically joint with kai apart from the fact he isn't red. But i fenuinely love so much about cole i love his design (he was basically the only ninja to have a good haircut before the redesigns icl) and i love his personality and just everything about him is Awesome. And one thing i found really interesting is when he was a ghost. And i wish that got more focus cause i would have really liked it

Zane - 13/10 HOOOOO BOY i will be brief. I could genuinely go on for days on end about how much i love zane ninjago but I Will Be Brief. Everything about his character just makes me so SO happy. His personality and his design (his haircut is cute i swear) and his story and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM and i said that for cole as well but this is TEN TIMES MORE INTENSE every time i think about him it feels like an actual electric SHOCK through my entire body I'm so so serious. I also find him to be like INCREDIBLY relatable. There have been occasions where i literally Cried because he was Just Like Me and i couldnt TAKE it anymore. And it's not even funny and it will never even be funny and the season 3 finale left me in shambles for weeks. And to be honest i think the show needs to be nicer to him because why is he always going through something. This little guy cannot have one normal day i swear. Let zane be happy challenge imPOSSIBLE. And i know a lot of people don't like how robotic he is after season 3 and I totally get that but for me personally that doesn't really change how much i still love him as a character even if there are some changes i want to be made with his writing. Just realised i said i would be brief and then wrote a whole paragraph Um im gonna move on,

Nya 10/10 I LOVE HER!!!! Genuinely cannot think of one negative thing to say about her apart from it took the show a good few seasons to get the hang of actually writing her (as much as i adore rebooted it pisses me off how dirty they did her in that season). But she is just SO cool and i love her and i loved her in skybound and she was probably one of the only things i loved about skyboukd other than echo zane. Good lord i love nya she makes me malfunction in the brain. Whenever i drink water i think of her

n e ways thats Basically it ACTUALLY NO I WANNA DO GARMADON AS WELL LMAO

garmadon 5/10. And i dont mean that in a negative way i mean genuinely true neutral. I actually loved him in the movie he made me cry a lot but when we're talking just the actual show? Euuiwuuajajgghj. In the first couple aeasons i was really mixed on him like i think he was a really interesting character and he was silly but i had proper BEEF with him too like he made me MAD. And then seasons 3 and 4 came around and . And. Sensei Garmadon. fun fact about sensei garmadon i didnt Particularly Like him but thats ok!!!!! That is ok!!!!! I did like garmadons backstory with clouse that was very interesting i really.Really liked it. Idont know if you could tell but um tumblr user clouseninjago quite likes clouse ninjago so that made me happy tbh. Ok im actually done fr now and i would tag more people to share their opinions but i have no friends so @colesstar Hi

[amethyinst]

deeply distrust gay people who dont engage in feminism. especially if they decry white feminism/girlboss feminism but whose feminism is pretty exclusively saying yass queen and girlboss at skinny actresses. is there any depth to your irony or are you just an idiot