#donut tucker

[correctrvbquotes]

Cut to Tucker with his big blue bladey thing, and Donut with his crappy little gun.

Donut: Wow, that's sweet! I like the glowing part. Wh-h does it make cool noises when you swing it?

Tucker: I don't think so... no, wait, is "whoosh" a noise? Because if it is then it does, it goes whoosh whoosh, whshsh, whshthsh, whithishsh, wh-kch, chchchchc, whshsshh, hhshshsh ing, ching, whsch, wheouw. (swings the blade a couple times, making it whoosh in the air) See?

Donut: And you found that in a hole?

Tucker: Yeah dude I was just walking along, following Tex, not really paying attention you know. I fell in some hole. And uh, Tex didn't help me out, she figured she was better off without me, and that's when I found this.

Donut: You know, most people would tell that story in a way that makes it sound a little better.

Tucker: Yeah but, you know, that's not really my style.

Donut: Man, I've never found something that cool in a hole. And I've explored just about every hole you can think of!

Tucker: Hey dude, do me a favor and don't talk like that when I'm playing with my thing.

[jomeimei421]

uh oh………………terrible news. I miss them 😭💀

[faderiftss]

If I did have to be here…. I'm just glad I was here with all of you.

[ehhgg-art]

thank you red vs blue. you were the greatest show ever, of all time.

[mattastr0phic]

REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

[banamine-bananime]

i love tucker and donut having the highest onscreen kill counts. donut loves violence and tucker stays winning. by winning i mean fighting for his life against the never-ending onslaught of people who want him dead for a multitude of reasons.

[thuban-x]

《Feliz navidad》: Christmas on Iris Ⅱ

Click here to see the whole zine

[hungry-skeleton]

That's the waaaaay they became The Blood Gulch Bunch!~🎶

Reblogs > Likes

[kandyarts]

I’m noticing some sorta rvb renaissance going on here so I guess now’s a good time to post my art uhhhhhh

[supercoloneldruid]

first time drawing full halo armor so I cheesed it a little PLEASE BE NICE...

inspired by this post

[sabotourist]

You know. Sometimes I forget that Donut has a bloodlust to rival Sarge.

[correctrvbquotes]

Cut to Tex in Blood Gulch, talking with Tucker who is miraculously standing upright again. We'll tell Caboose it was magic.

Tex: Bad news Tucker. I just picked up a feed. You've been tagged.

Tucker: Tagged? That sounds bad. Unless it means something sexual, does it mean something sexual?

Tex: It means something bad.

Tucker: Oh, yeah like that's a surprise.

Tex: Someone's hired a Freelancer to take you out. Do you have any idea why?

Tucker: I can't say.

Tex: Keeping secrets? I find that attractive.

Tucker: You do!?!

Tex: In attractive people, yeah.

Donut: Do you know who's after him?

Tex: This guy I know from training. Name's Wyoming.

Tucker: (laughs) Finally a name dumber than Donut!

Donut: Hey! ...Yeah, okay.

Tex: Everybody in the division was paired with an A.I., and codenamed for a State.

Donut: What was your codename, Tex?

Tex:(Sarcastic) Nevada.

Tucker: One for each State? So there's fifty of you.

Tex: Forty-nine, remember?

Tucker: Oh, yeah, that's right. Man. Poor Florida.

They bow their heads in rememberance of Florida.

Tucker: Okay, anyway.

Tex: Well I'll make you a deal. I still owe you one. So if I take care of Wyoming, we're square. Deal?

Tucker: You realize that you wanna protect me from a guy who's trying to kill me. What'm I gonna say, no?

Tex: I'll take that as a yes.

[jomeimei421]

21 years of RVB!!!! Thank you for everything, and so long! ❤️💙

[fishfingersalad]

text posts cause theyre fun to make :3

[mattastr0phic]

Red Vs. Blue face headcanons! Since y'all wanted em out before Season 19 dropped!

In defense of Simmons not being a red haired twink: big buff DnD and science nerd.

And some extra notes under the cut:

You can take all these with a silly grain of salt, I'm not a long-time RvB fandom frequenter but did like some bits.

Simmons: Dutch-Irish but keeps getting called 'of a Latino persuasion' by Grif. Also funnily uses 'cracker'. (so mixed.) Cybernetics built from the same sort of stuff Lopez is made out of, visibly running down the left of his face, neck, ribcage, and arm. His arm worked the best for Grif because they're around the same height.

Grif: Too lazy to cut much of his hair, but it's necessary when his helmet doesn't properly secure. Also, a beard is beneficial for catching some little save-for-later snacks. Carving started out as a fidgeting task if he somehow couldn't sleep.

Donut: Just barely hits the twunk allegations in comparison as the lankiest out of a group of fat and buff guys, somehow more durable than all of them despite it and is still above average in build. Started really trying to compensate for his image because of his scar, which developed into really being able to love himself.

Sarge: LOVES his sergeant stripes. Don't tell him but his eyes might be blue. He will say they're grey, though. Don't ask about the bullet hole in his head, either. It's not that he doesn't want to talk about it, just that he'll probably go on a rant about Grif.

Church: Rest in piss Jimmy. Church doesn't naturally feel sleepy though, not like he has this body for long. The scar on his neck was smooth enough to not raise any alarm, and a lack of sleep may have hindered his fight-or-flight reflexes while he still lived...

Tucker: A few scars from his alien encounter, a glimmer in his eyes a slight indication of his connection with the blade-key along with the visor changes. Poor guy couldn't grow his hair long because of the helmet.

Caboose: Most head trauma of anyone ever, injuries hidden by his thick curly hair. Sure doesn't keep him down! It may contribute to a loop of him losing teeth and continuing to worry about the tooth fairy being mad at him, though.