#dr curdle jr being a regular call in but says nothing out of the norm until Jughead does a best of; turns out Curdle was predicting thinhs
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Still can’t believe they didn’t go the Art Bell route for Jughead.
#think about it#call in show for all the weirdness in RD#Cheryl calls in to rag on him endlessly; then casually throws in something about witches before hanging up#dr curdle jr being a regular call in but says nothing out of the norm until Jughead does a best of; turns out Curdle was predicting thinhs#from the twins birth to the diner being an eldritch hellmouth and#Archie calls in to support Jughead; reggie phones in pranks constantly#Veronica buying out half the ad space and being obnoxious about her fabrege eggs (are they haunted by tsars/rinas long past? sure why not)#the cats call in as they cruise the states; they use a pseudonym but everyone in RD knows exactly who they are at jump#things get weird in New Orleans (hoodoo and tourists and riverboats) but they get really gd weird in Iowa cornfields#what his name (not bingo the other one tho the dog calling in would be fun) calls in about govt conspiracies#none of which arent real but give Hiram a lot of ideas#yeah no now the dog is calling in; he’s constantly calling in about the going ons of the animals of RD#toffee puts out a hit on bingo (allegedly); it’s a huge thing#the preppies constantly discount the show and call in to disprove everything (Bret’s death was faked! it’s a huge Bronna conspiracy!)#there’s fanboys that stand outside the station and Jughead becomes a minor celebrity#none of them have heard of his book#Tabitha supports his hobby but not the random maple aliens that keep showing up#surprisingly this has never come up on the show#nana rose calls in with stunningly boring prophesies about the diners appliances but they sound super cool at the time#‘the hell pits of fire will be extinguished by the corruptible damned’#and someone trips a breaker by overloading the outlets with a full pc set op in a booth; the 75 year old stove finally dies because of it#Jughead swears the burgers don’t taste as good ever since (he has a mourning anniversary over the loss of all that built in flavor)#Betty is the embodiment of aliens on the moon; gotta go back meme but with random serial killers/cryptid/ghosts
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