#dr. hauser x reader

[the-blackholeus]

How about some dr Hauser x reader headcannons. Also aaa so sorry for being mean. Your writing is top notch

I'm sorry but I don't know what you are talking about. I do not recall you being mean, so there is nothing you have to apologize for. As for your request, I hope you enjoy this:

At the beginning of your relationship, Hauser will be a bit reserved. He is a very private person, and it will take him a while to be able to open up to you, but with time and patience, he will begin to tell you more and more about himself and his past.

He is actually a very shy person. Whenever you would try to kiss him and hold his hand in public, his cheeks would redden to the point he looks like a tomato and he would avert his gaze.

Despite having sworn to abandon his job as a surgeon, Hauser will make an exception for you if you get hurt. He is the only doctor in the entire area that hasn’t lost his mind (completely) and he does not want you to walk right into the claws of the monstrous chief doctor.

He is not a jealous person. If you would have friends outside the library, he will gladly tolerate them in order to keep you happy. He only wants to know who these people are and what their problems are. This may seem a bit controlling, but he just wants to keep you save, which is not very easy in the environment you two live in.

You are the only person he allows to take a book from his library. The only thing he expects you to do is to return it in one piece. That is quite reasonable, isn’t it?

When his knee begins to hurt unbearably, he sometimes asks you to fetch his meds or the salve. However, if your relationship has already progressed and you two trust each other unconditionally, it is also possible for him to ask you to massage it.

If you are tired or feel unwell, he has no problem to scoop you up in one arm or hoist you onto his back and carry you to the room he had set up for the both of you to comfortably live in. If you want, he would even make you a cup of tea or cocoa and/or cuddle with you.

He is very observant. Give him one week and he will know you from the inside out. While it may sound creepy, he mostly uses this knowledge to find books you might find interesting to give to you. He knows that Heilwald can be boring at times, and he does not want you to die of boredom.

He is very protective of you when it comes to the staff. He is aware of how dangerous they are and what they would do to you as soon as they would get their hands on you. He’s afraid that you would end up like the others. That is why he will not let you go to dangerous places alone, making sure that you always have company like the Trash Collector or Nurse Hellen. He doesn’t like either of them, but since they are one of the only people who have not lost their minds yet, he knows that you are safe with them.

If you are sick, he does his best to keep you as comfortable and happy as he can. He does not leave your side, bringing you tea and medicine. If you have to vomit, he will pet your back and hold your hair, if it is long enough, out of the bucket or bowl to make sure it doesn’t get dirty.

When he is sick, however, you have to practically tie him down for him to stay in bed and force him to take the medicine to make him feel better. He hates being vulnerable and weak, and it will certainly take a while for you to convince him to rest. Your top argument? “Someone could be stealing right in front of your eyes, and you would be too sick to notice.”

When it comes to sex, Hauser and you have it regularly. He leaves you satisfied and makes you feel loved, doing his best to meet your every need and give you all you could dream of. He does not have any kinks he knows of, as his sex life was almost non-existent before you came into his world and became his significant other, but with you, he feels comfortable enough to explore.

He loves cats. If you are not allergic or hate them, he will gladly take you on his nightly stroll to feed the strays that have been caught in the loophole. If you see and really want one, he might even consider adopting it for you and to create a permanent and loving home for him or her.

On lazy evenings or afternoons, he would take you down to the library. There, he has a room with a large fireplace. He loves to cuddle up with you on the large armchair in front of it, reading a book while you sleep or do the same. Often, this is done with a cup of your favorite drink or a bit of alcohol. Those moments are his absolute favorite and the best way to build an emotional connection with him.

When it comes to children, he is not really fond of them. They are too loud and energetic for someone like him. However, when you want a child or already have one from a previous relationship, he will gladly watch them and teach them things. If the child happens to be into reading or storytelling, he will be able to build a strong bond with them. Regardless of said bond though, the child is just as well-protected as you. Since he or she is a part of you, he’d rather get himself killed than let any harm come to him or her.

If you have “unusual” pets like snakes or spiders or rats, be prepared that they will be used for harmless experiments. Don’t worry, he would never hurt them, he just wants to test their intelligence with labyrinths or similar stuff. Besides, he seems to have a hand for them too, as they seem to love him just as much as they love you, if not a bit more.

[foryourart]

STORIES BOOKSImage courtesy of AWHRHWAR.

Thursday, October 12

Agnes Varda: Ulysse, Blum & Poe (Culver City), 10am–6pm.

Talk: Gallery Talk: The Art of Looking—Carlos Almaraz, LACMA (Miracle Mile), 12:30pm.

School of Music Visiting Artist Series: Trey Spruance, CalArts (Valencia), 2–4pm.

Garden Talk & Sale - A Garden of Surprise and Allure, The Huntington (San Marino), 2:30pm.

Latin American Film Series: "Unrest, Distance, and the Future": "Neighboring Sounds", Santa Barbara Museum of Art (Santa Barbara), 5:30pm.

A Dream within a Dream, MADE by Millworks (Long Beach), 6–9pm. 

Artist and scholar walkthroughs: Elena Shtromberg, Hammer Museum (Westwood), 6pm.

Dougall Paulson: Auraform, Blackman Cruz (Hollywood), 6pm.

Mark So: Readings 54, for Manfred, MOCA Grand Avenue (Downtown), 6pm.

S. LEE ROBINSON: Message and Intention, Keystone Art Space (Lincoln Heights), 6–10pm.

Rotem Reshef: Time Traveler, TALL WALL SPACE | UNIVERSITY OF LA VERNE (La Verne), 6–8pm.

Michael Christopher Brown – Cuba After Fidel, Annenberg Space for Photography (Century City), 6:30pm. 

Masks and the Uncanny, in Africa and Beyond, The Getty (Brentwood), 7pm.

Talk: Curator Walkthrough of "A Universal History of Infamy" with José Luis Blondet, LACMA (Miracle Mile), 7pm. Sold out.

A Conversation with artist John Rosewall, Gallery 825 (West Hollywood), 7–9pm.

James Benning: Readers World Premiere, MOCA Grand Avenue (Downtown), 7pm.

Writing Now Presents: Chris Kraus, CalArts (Valencia), 7:30–10pm.

EJ Hauser: seekers/beasts, AWHRHWAR (Highland Park), 8–10pm.

Open House Dance Concert, CalArts (Valencia), 8–10pm. Also October 13.

Karen Finley: The Expanded Unicorn Gratitude Mystery, REDCAT (Downtown), 8:30pm. Through October 15. 

Friday, October 13

Conference - The Rise of the Newspaper in Europe and America, 1600–1900, The Huntington (San Marino), 8:30am. Also October 14.

We Wanted a Revolution: Black Radical Women, 1965–85, California African American Museum (Downtown), 10am–5pm. 

Director's Walkthrough, USC FIsher Museum of Art (Downtown), 11:30am–12:30pm.

Skirball After Hours, Skirball Cultural Center (Brentwood), 6–10pm.

Kon Trubkovich: Vigil, Moran Bondaroff (West Hollywood), 6–8pm. 

LAND's Feast of the Immortals, 627 South Carondelet Street (MacArthur Park), 6–11pm.

Pasadena ArtNight, various locations (Pasadena), 6–10pm.

African Masks from June Harwood Collection (Silent auction) and "Sharpener" (Faculty Exhibition), Pasadena City College Art Galleries (Pasadena), 6–10pm.

Los Angeles Poverty Department’s Movie Nights at the Museum: Pull of Gravity, Skid Row History Museum and Archive (Downtown), 7pm.

Art Party For Days Of Rage Housing Rights Protests, Women’s Center for Creative Work (Frogtown), 7–10pm.

CRAFT CLUB: MINIATURE ISLET TERRARIUM, Museum of Latin American Art (Long Beach), 7–8:30pm. $10–15. 

Film: Creepshow, LACMA (Miracle Mile), 7:30pm.

Art Garfunkel in Conversation, Grand Performances (Downtown), 7:30pm.

Canadian Stage Helen Lawrence, CAP UCLA (Westwood), 8pm. Also October 14.

Cyril Kuhn: The Return of Puppyman, Bozo Mag (Highland Park), 8–11pm.

CalArts Weekend, CalArts (Valencia), all day. $45–80.

Saturday, October 14

Katie Herzog: Rubbing the Internet Archive: Coffee and Donuts with the Artist, Klowden Mann (Culver City), 10am–12pm.

David Lamelas: The Other Side, Maccarone (Downtown), 10am–6pm.

Fernando de Szyszlo, Latin American Masters (Santa Monica), 11am–6pm. 

Family Fun Weekend, Annenberg Space for Photography (Century City), 11am–3pm. 

J. Millay & Jonathan Monk, LEADAPRON (West Hollywood), 12–5pm.  

Santa Fe Art Colony 28th Annual Open Studios, Santa Fe Art Colony (Downtown), 12–6pm. Also October 15. 

Project Management Workshop, Women’s Center for Creative Work (Frogtown), 12–3pm. $24–30.

Aztlán: A Sense of Place, dA Center for the Arts (Pomona), 12–4pm. 

Off the 405 x Pacific Standard Time: LA/LA—Helado Negro, Getty Center (Brentwood), 1–9pm.

SSP Community Council Meeting, Side Street Projects (Pasadena), 1–2pm.

PMCA 1234: Second Saturday Spotlight Talk, Pasaena Museum of California Art (Pasadena), 2pm.

The Insanity Principle, High Desert Test Sites (Joshua Tree), 2–4pm.

Franklin Williams Artist Walk-through, Parker Gallery (Los Feliz), 3pm.

Gerardo Monterrubio, Craft in America Center (Miracle Mile), 4–6pm.

HUGO CROSTHWAITE: In Memoriam: Los Angeles, MUSEUM OF SOCIAL JUSTICE (Downtown), 4–6pm.

The Great Wall of Los Angeles: Judith F. Baca's Experimentations in Collaboration and Concrete, CSU Northridge Art Galleries (Northridge), 4–7pm.

Kim Dingle: Yipes, Susanne Vielmetter Los Angeles Projects (Culver City), 5–7pm.

Kiwis in LA Art Show & Wine Tasting, Santa Monica Art Studios (Santa Monica), 6–10pm.

BEN SLEDSENS: Before the crow crows, NINO MIER GALLERY (West Hollywood), 6–8pm.

DBA, Big Pictures Los Angeles (Mid-City), 6–9:30pm.

CAFAM's Gala & Silent Auction, Craft and Folk Art Museum (Miracle Mile), 6–9pm. $200. 

Franscesc Ruiz Abad: Copy to Learn, Learn to Copy, The Lodge (East Hollywood), 6–9pm.

DIA DE LOS MUERTOS X, Cactus Gallery (Frogtown), 6–9pm. 

Replete Repeat Repeat Replete, DAC Gallery (Downtown), 6–9pm.

Duty of Care, Collective Arts Incubator (Highland Park), 6–8pm.

Art of Science/Science of Art: Frankenstein 200, El Camino College Marsee Auditorium (Torrance), 6–9pm. $5–10.

Closing for The Seer & The Stones, Infinity (West Adams), 7–10pm.

Dcypher, Lucas Raynaud, Hero, and Collin Salazar, Gabba Gallery (Koreatown), 7–11pm.

Sayre Gomez: Déjà Vu, Ghebaly Gallery (Downtown), 7–10pm.

Wanda Koop: In Absentia and Josh Callaghan: Legacy, Night Gallery, 7–10pm.

Below the Underground: Renegade Art and Action in 1990s Mexico/Más abajo que el underground: arte renegado y acción en el México de los noventa, Armory Center for the Arts (Pasadena), 7–9pm.

Wild Beast Concert Series: CalArts Alumni Big Band, CalArts (Valencia), 7:30pm.

Sunday, October 15

L.A. GOAL for the Inside Out Productions Open House & Annual Art Show, L.A. Goal (Culver City), 10am–5pm.

16th annual Art + Design Open Market, One Colorado (Pasadena), 10am–3pm.

California Mexicana: Missions to Murals, 1820–1930, Laguna Art Museum (Laguna Art Museum), 11am–5pm. 

Film: Found in Translation Film Program: No Walls, Only Bridges, LACMA (Miracle Mile), 1pm.

Design Your Own Monster Youth Workshop, 356 Mission (Downtown), 1–4pm.

Artist talk: Rotem Reshef: Time Traveler, TALL WALL SPACE | UNIVERSITY OF LA VERNE (La Verne), 1–3pm.

Beautiful Parts, CSUN Art Gallery (Northridge), 2–4pm.

Talk & Book Signing - The Invention of Nature: Alexander von Humboldt’s New World, The Huntington (San Marino), 2:30pm.

Red Bull Music Academy Presents: Ryoji Ikeda: A [for 100 cars], 131 South Olive Street (Downtown), 3–7pm. 

In Person: Professor Katherine Manthorne, Laguna Art Museum (Laguna Beach), 3pm.

Social Media For Artists, Women’s Center for Creative Work (Frogtown), 4–7pm. $48–60.

Beyond Words: Jack Kerouac's On the Road at 60!, Beyond Baroque (Venice), 4:30pm.

Dwayne Moser, Reserve Ames (Mid-City), 5–7pm.

Open workshop: Unbound Recollections: Yair Agmon and Hagar Cygler, American Jewish University (Bel Air), 7pm.

Dr. Victoria Reuveni: Orgasmic Yoga, Pieter (Lincoln Heights), 7–10pm. $20.

Here/There, FM Fine Art Gallery (Fairfax).

Monday, October 16

HDTK: California Buckwheat, Copper Mountain Mesa Community Center (Joshua Tree), 7pm.

Wark Lecture - Seeing and Knowing: Visions of Latin American Nature, ca. 1492–1859, The Huntington (San Marino), 7:30pm.

Double Vision: Recent Films by Janie Geiser, REDCAT (Downtown), 8:30pm. $6–12.

Tuesday, October 17

Laurel Atwell: Exquisite Corpse, Pieter (Lincoln Heights), 10:30am–1:30pm. $20.

Film: Mummy, LACMA (Miracle Mile), 1pm.

CURATORS IN CONVERSATION: Karen Cordero and Laura Mart, Skirball Cultural Center (Brentwood), 2pm.

Bookmaking Workshop, USC Fisher Museum of Art (Downtown), 5:30–8:30pm.

RE:IN FORCE, MART LA (Hollywood), 6–8pm. 

Suzanne Hudson, USC Roski School of Art (Downtown), 6–8pm.

The "Concrete" in Poetry and Art, The Getty (Brentwood), 7pm.

Screening: Let It Fall: Los Angeles 1982–1992 with director John Ridley, California African American Museum (Downtown), 7–10pm.

Two Films by Sarah Minter: Nadie es Inocente and San Frenesi, Hammer Museum (Westwood), 7:30pm.

Talk: Art + Tech: Stan Douglas and Michael Govan in Conversation, LACMA (Miracle Mile), 7:30pm. Sold out.

Nevins Lecture - Founding Gardeners, The Huntington (San Marino), 7:30pm.

Chamber Music Concert - Camerata Pacifica, The Huntington (San Marino), 7:30pm.

Wednesday, October 18

Painting with Nan Rae, The Huntington (San Marino), 11am–3pm. $50.

Tour and Critical Discussion, USC Fisher Museum of Art (Downtown), 2–4pm.

Curator Tour: Visual Voyages, The Huntington (San Marino), 5pm. $15.

FOWLER OUT LOUD: DAEUN JUNG, Fowler Museum (Westwood), 6–7pm.

Artist Talk: Hellen Ascoli | Artist as Mediator, Museum of Contemporary Art Santa Barbara (Santa Barbara), 6pm.

Cosimo Cavallaro: Unidentified Space, Manhattan Beach Art Center (Manhattan Beach), 6–8pm.

A Conversation with David Lamelas, Kristina Newhouse, and Jonathan T.D. Neil, Sprüth Magers (Miracle Mile), 6:30pm.

LECTURE: HEATHER SHIREY ON PIERRE VERGER, Fowler Museum (Westwood), 7–8pm.

Journalism in Mexico: A Deadly Occupation, Hammer Museum (Westwood), 7:30pm.

Music: Art & Music: Chicano Batman, LACMA (Miracle Mile), 7:30pm. Sold out. 

Max Maslansky Book Launch, STORIES BOOKS (Echo Park), 7:30pm. 

LMAO: Comedy Show, Fais Do Do (West Adams), 8–11pm.

Ellen Cantor: Pinochet Porn, REDCAT (Downtown), 8:30pm. $6–12.