#dr. trapper

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

NGL but...

Since this month is MerMay (I was hoping to draw Mermaid!Mothra, but I'm running out of time 😭), I have a crazy idea running my mind...

P.S. This might be the most funniest (shittiest) Kongzilla fic IDK why I should pull this...🙃

So it starts here...

What if after Godzilla consumes a lot of Tiamat's radiation on her lair and after a battle between the icy grandma and the bald tyrant son-of-a-bitch together with Kong on his side and went home to his coliseum to sleep, he woke up the next day finding his lower half of his own body is replaced by Tiamat's other half of her body?!?!

Now I imagine himself struggling to get up, even destroying half of the human population and the buildings before he managed to reach the sea and swims deeper and guess what? HE FUCKING SWEARS FOR ABOUT WHOLE HOURS.

Tiamat's (and even Scylla's) spirit is seen laughing her (their) ass off because she believes that Tiamat's lair might have laid "a curse" on his act for handing over her lair and the radiation reserves, and an attempt murder yeeesh. Godzilla can't sense because they were dead duh.

Then Godzilla travels back to his old home and goes into one of the Hollow Earth's portal in order to stop this "abominational curse".

Once there, he met Suko while on a hunting trip looking for food. The little ape was flabbergast yet he even laughed at him before Godzilla threatens him to incinerate or his kind, so Suko reluctantly guides the King of the Monsters to the newly built place for the Great Apes where Kong - now King Kong - is their new leader.

Once there, Kong was shocked to see him in his "not so normal state". Most of the Apes are seen snickering while others cannot hold on their laughters, and a few were scared because of his past actions that happened during the war of his and Skar King's history.

While even Kong cannot help but feel empathy of his former-enemy-turned-friend, he decided to seek Mothra out for help. He leaves his kind behind with only Suko and Shimo to guard them down while the two are travelling miles away.

There will be some scenes like Godzilla 'trips' himself right in front of Kong's chest, and Kong was like "WTF bro?! Why're you looking at me?!"; the two eating from their meals they had just hunting down and when their hands touched one another from trying to get that food, they stared like few minutes before breaking their sight out; Kong soothing Godzilla down after having nightmares of his father's death from the MUTOs; both talking about their lives from worse to better; friendship stronger; Godzilla admiring the Hollow Earth and how Mothra had fully evolved into her Rebirth form; etc.

Slowburn Kongzilla was there...

As the two reached from the Iwi borders, Mothra appears to them in the crystal-like temple (Jia, Ilene Andrews, the Iwi Queen, Trapper and Bernie were there; and I cannot imagine about them were flabbergasted about Godzilla's sudden appearance). Godzilla was happy to see her, and Mothra reveals that Tiamat's power has something to do with his form changing. The only way to break out this abominational curse is to "profess your former enemy's self-hatred."

Well, Godzilla already knew that, he cannot but least he told Mothra that he loved her very much, and the moth half-jokingly tells him he is BISEXUAL, I swear Godzilla dislikes that because he is a STRAIGHT MAN, but Mothra knew it otherwise because she can read his mind.

So anyway, Godzilla leaves, but Kong and Mothra follows him. Then there will be arguments, and Godzilla finally had enough. He confessed his feelings for Kong, and Kong was stood still in silence, but he feared about the Queen of the Monsters and Defender of the Iwi Tribe will beat him. However, Mothra never shows anger, but was simply proud about regaining their friendship and allied one another, most of all, feelings~

So the two male Alphas held their hands each other, finally professing their love...and THEY KISS~

...And Godzilla woke up with a loud scream, finding himself back to his cozy 'bed'. Mothra was there cuddling to her husband and just woke up from his scream. Then the King checks himself and his body, only to find out he's back to his normal body. He is happy yet scared about that shit until his wife calms him down, saying it's just a dream and nothing else. Godzilla couldn't help but feels his guts wanted to vomit out butterflies all because he will NEVER EVER gonna accept the fact about his relationship to Kong...

When Mothra falls asleep, Godzilla couldn't help but feels something was off to his matters.

"...Maybe this dream wasn't so real after all...or Kong's not really bad too."

THAT'S ALL FOR KONGZILLA SHORT FIC. 🤫

@sassyassblog

[remyfire]

Sometimes I wonder. Do you think that Hawkeye was aware of Trap's coping mechanisms before this conversation? The fact that Trapper is so inclined to curl up in his cot when they have downtime, facing away from Hawk, sometimes not even sleeping, just totally checked out for hours and hours on end? Those dissociating depression naps?

And do you think that more often than not, when he sees Trap in that listless state, Hawk will go out of his way to tell him the most terrible, ridiculous jokes in the world because every time, no matter how much Trapper tries to fight it, in the end he's smiling and present? And Hawk will admit that maybe it's downright selfish of him to do it—that he doesn't want to be left alone in his thoughts either—but the fact remains that he loves Trapper too much to let him stew like that. Come hell or high water, he's gonna brighten his day.

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

are you guys a star trek gay or a mash gay

[hawkeyeslaughter]

hawktrap // “ hands on the wheel “ , willie nelson

[majorbaby]

i respect that post where OP 'shopped trapper and hawkeye's faces onto that meme of the muscle daddy gaysplaining down to the twink very much because like, so true bestie. however, canonically, hawkeye was the one gaysplaining la résistance at everyone and trapper was there just to be completely taken with him and also sometimes take his shirt off for the camera

[hrodvitnon]

Ilene: Oh- hey Trapper. I feel like I haven't seen you in like a week.

Trapper: You haven't. Been booked solid!

Ilene: Uh- booked?

Trapper: Yeah! Just today I had Shimo in for her crystal shining.

Ilene: Um- what-

Trapper: I think Kong may have told his friends about me...

Ilene: Oh- wow- that's...

Trapper: GREAT, RIGHT??

Trapper: I got Godzilla in here for a dental checkup at 2, Rodan's coming in for a talon-job at 5, tomorrow Barb's gonna have me clean her mandibles on the side, Maia's gonna help me come up with new attachments for Dagon, Tiamat needs her frills cleaned, Mothra's been feeling under the weather a bit, Battra wants me to polish his stinger, Behemoth's getting a tusk-job...

Ilene: Oh- my god.

Trapper: And that's just the next 3 days!!

Ilene: But you don't sound stressed?

Trapper: Why would I be?? This job's great! Gotta blast now, can't keep the King waiting.

He zooms off and Ilene is left with Jia

Jia: I think he may be crazy

Ilene: It's a lot worse then that, honey.

Ilene: You know how some people love their job and some people may as well be married to their job?

Jia: Yeah?

[Ilene shows a picture of Trapper getting his Titan Vet License (currently the only one of its kind), framed and with a tiny veil attached. He's actually dressed to the nines in a nice suit and clean shaven, visibly tearing up in joy.]

Ilene: He ACTUALLY married his job.

Jia: WOW.

[youngpettyqueen]

something about how Trapper and BJ can both tell what Hawkeye's stitches look like

[tuttle-did-it]

Murder She Wrote guest stars for 'O'Malley's Luck' S6 E18

Jay Acovone (Stargate SG1, Lethal Weapon, NCIS, General Hospital, Leverage, etc)

Pat Hingle (1989 Batman and 90s sequels, Life Goes On, Matlock Trapper John, MD, Magnum PI, etc)

Carolyn Seymour (Star Trek TNG, VOY, Babylon 5, Father Dowling Investigates, Matlock, now primarily voice actor- Dr Who radio plays Agatha Christy video games, etc)

Philip Sterling (Death of the Incredible Hulk, Caroline in the City, NYPD Blue, Matlock, Wonder Years, Perry Mason TV movies, St Elsewhere, Golden Girls, Magnum PI, M*A*S*H, Night Court etc.)

aired Mar 25, 1990

[timelessxmemories]

noa’s memories are stupid fluffy and also horrific in this shift i ??? (went from remembering fucking around with people to um. The Horrors !) -crow

metaphorically biting trapper

Unsurprising . -crow

Welcome to Hell! Also, thank you for the bites!

We have fun here! Also, Ellowen made a version of herself how she remembers herself to look post-war! -Maxwell K.

[mycenaae]

i have like nine hundred thousand years' worth of thoughts about how many of the 4077th really only Truly support hawkeye when his mental health struggles are "palatable" to them or being waved away (by him) as a joke. and how when he drinks too much or yells at radar or goes through a manic episode, they either don't know how to act towards him, don't know how to help him without just Stopping him (without addressing the issue), or are actively hostile to him about it. and then he has his big breakdown and they're all like how could this have possibly happened!!! sidney my beloved this is never about you.

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Here are the notes from novelization of GxK:

Your opinions are free to express.

Link:

https://x.com/skledimon/status/1774455459568664739?s=20

[remyfire]

S2E22: George || S6E24: Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde

When he's been gone for months, but he's still deep in the heart of you

[variousqueerthings]

you know, watching “the incubator” and I think it’s a pretty good example of hawkeye practicing his ideals without it necessarily being linked to things like impulsiveness or not knowing when to stop/his mental health issues -- dunno if it helps that trapper is with him (same goes for “for the good of the outfit”) but they’re on the same page about what needs to be done and hawkeye isn’t being treated like he’s crazy for wanting to do it -- later on hawkeye is often alone and I think more impulsive in his actions? (need to compare)

this of course goes very well with “dr pierce and mr hyde” in the same season

[summerreign4077]

M*A*S*H Episodes With a Main Character’s Name in the Title.

Hawkeye Pierce

Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde

Carry On, Hawkeye

The Late Captain Pierce

Hawkeye

Hawkeye Get Your Gun

Hawk’s Nightmare

Commander Pierce

Bless You, Hawkeye

Give ‘Em Hell, Hawkeye

Margaret Houlihan

Hot Lips and Empty Arms

Margaret’s Engagement

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

Margaret’s Marriage

Hot Lips is Back in Town

Are You Now, Margaret?

Henry Blake

Henry, Please Come Home

The Trial of Henry Blake

Henry in Love

Abyssinia, Henry

Radar O’Reilly

Radar’s Report

Lt. Radar O’Reilly

Goodbye, Radar: Part 1

Goodbye, Radar: Part 2

Charles Winchester

The Winchester Tapes

Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde

Father Mulcahy

Mulcahy’s War

Sherman Potter

Potter’s Retirement

BJ Hunnicutt

BJ Papa San

Trapper, Frank, and Klinger are the only main characters who never had their names in an episode title.

[rescue-ram]

Saw a take on Dr Pierce Mr Hyde I disagree with.

The take was that the characters were so preoccupied with trying to fix Hawkeye's insomnia they didn't take the time to figure out what caused it.

Hard disagree! The cause is known and apparent throughout the episode! The immediate cause- Hawkeye overworked himself in surgery. Then Hawkeye explains to Radar his body is giving him too much adrenaline, and in context it's triggered by the sounds of choppers and ambulances. Then Hawkeye tells Trapper he can't sleep because he has to stop the war, which Trapper reiterates to Henry after.

Most critically is the final dialogue between Henry and Trapper:

"Mclntyre, what makes him do these things?"

"He's just unstable. He took this weird oath as a young man... never to just stand around and watch people die."

Like, they know! They know that Hawkeye's sense of powerlessness and the futility of field surgery and his own sense of duty to his patients is taking away his peace.

Also, far from coddling him, they more or less let him do his own thing and it's only when it's clear he's not capable of regulating his behavior that Trapper attempts to intervene with drugs. Henry orders him to sleep, but otherwise let's him keep his autonomy. Trapper let's Hawkeye go off to try and stop the war for the better part of a day before realizing he isn't wearing himself out. Hawkeye is given his autonomy right up until the end, and it's clear from the dialogue that Henry and Trapper feel just as helpless as Hawkeye, they've just given up a tiny bit and are able to sleep.

[apoptoses]

Happy Father's Day to Lestat de Lioncourt, the OG baby trapper, deadbeat dad, oedipus reincarnated, and the reason Dr. Fareed is probably working on creating vampire condoms to prevent spur of the moment turnings as we speak ♥