#dreamlingope?

[headcanonthings]

Hob: I need to get something off my chest

Dream: Is it your shirt?

Calliope: Please tell us it's your shirt!

[headcanonthings]

Calliope: This date is boring!

Hob: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Dream: Then why did you invite us?

Hob: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then Calliope said, "fuck you Hob, we'll do whatever we want!"

[headcanonthings]

Rose: What's this?

Hob: It's my to-do list.

Rose: Oh? That's great. I'm so glad that you're starting to be more organized.

Rose:...This just says Dream and Calliope (preferably at the same time).

[headcanonthings]

Hob: Can I buy you a drink?

Dream: I have a wife.

Hob: *looks at Calliope*

Hob: *checks his wallet*

Hob: Okay, but she can only get something small.