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Zuko: Sokka does NOT have a crush on me. Toph: Yesterday when you complimented him he ran away giggling Zuko: That's just the kind of person he is Katara: I caught him writing "Mr. and Mr. Firelord" in his diary last night. I didn't even know he had a diary.

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Donna: How the hell did you break your leg?? The Doctor: Do you see those porch stairs? Donna: Yes, why? The Doctor: I didn't.

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Stiles: Can I go? Derek is going. Sheriff: If Derek jumped off a building, would you jump off too? Stiles: In a heartbeat. I'd even do a backflip

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Sakura: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Kakashi, shrugging: The afterlife, I guess

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Joey, frustrated: You know what, fuck this, I deserve nice things Joey: *picks up Kaiba* Joey: I'm taking him as compensation

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Abby: What's your address? We're spending the night. Mira: 4351 Pass, Street 11. Romance: That's the animal shelter. Mira: Yeah they take in strays, not me. Goodnight.

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Joey, frustrated: You know what, fuck this, I deserve nice things Joey: *picks up Kaiba* Joey: I'm taking him as compensation

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Dick: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery! Jason: This unmitigated poppycock? Tim: Extravagant hogwash! Bruce, sighing: Okay, stop.

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Bruce, proudly: I slept. Clark, worriedly: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

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Fitzjames: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body' Jopson: *bored* Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them' Fitzjames: Now that's a threat! Little: *covering Irving's ears in horrified silence*