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Jason: Happy Father’s Day! Here, I made a list of all your accomplishments as a father. Bruce:…. Bruce: This is a blank piece of paper. Jason: 🙂

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Dean Fogg: you look tired Quentin: Well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

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Eggsy: How can you enjoy your drink while the world falls apart around you?! Harry: step 1 - remember the world has ALWAYS been falling apart around you. Harry: step 2 - cheers!

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Clint: How tall are you? Bucky: 6 foot Clint: ... no you're not. You're taller than that Bucky, sincerely: No, it's true. I'm 6 foot Clint: Bucky: Maybe you need to go measure and see how tall you are, Barton. You're a very small man Steve: Buck, stop tormenting him. You're 6'4 Bucky: Let me have my fun! Clint: WHY-

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Obi-Wan: I have a bad feeling about this, guys. Bant: It's just karaoke and drinks, nothing crazy. Siri: You're coming out with us and you will have fun. Garen: Don’t worry so much Obi, you’ll be fine. Quinlan: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen? Obi-Wan, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

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Madara: If I die, would you remarry? Tobirama: If you die, I'm putting the romance in necromancy and bringing you back. Madara: Are you really performing forbidden jutsu to keep me alive? Tobirama: I said "I do" through sickness and in health, and I meant that as a threat.

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Irving: What do you guys say when you answer the phone? Hodgson: What up? Little: Who is this? Jopson: No, she's dead. This is her son

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Derek: If I die, would you remarry? Stiles: If you die, I'm putting the romance in necromancy and bringing you back. Derek: Are you really performing dark rituals to keep me alive? Stiles: I said "I do" through sickness and in health, and I meant that as a threat.

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Colin: You're so hot Roy: Undoubtedly Colin: You'd be even hotter with some therapy Roy: Colin: Trent, watching from afar: He really said that. To his face Keely: Maybe it'll be encouraging Roy: *grapples Colin into a headlock* Trent: Or not...