#drinking my shawngus potions I just brewed

[shawnaise]

hey babe wake up it’s time to get dragged around by your adhd, daddy issues boyfriend who, instead of taking medication, solves homicide cases for the santa barbara police department. c’mon, it’s almost time for you to get roped into a haywire scheme that certainly puts you both in dire danger! sure you can act all disgruntled, but we both know there’s nothing else you’d rather be doing. shake it off! you know you can’t leave him alone, because if he’s alone how are you supposed to look after him? so buck up, saddle in, and prepare for another ridiculous sequence of events that will certainly frustrate, but mostly endear you. accept whatever trickery you’ll be on the receiving end of, because you know he couldn’t do it without you- and maybe catching murderers is worth it- maybe he’s worth it. find satisfaction in knowing you’re the one he goes to, you’re the one he needs.