#dumb fucking whores

[liliesandparchment]

so guys i have been living under the glorious delusion that everything from endgame and onwards was just some fanfiction given the distasteful nod for the big screen because Natasha Romanoff, the first lady of the mcu, badass bitch™ is NOT dead on some far flung godforsaken purple fucking planet in the middle of nowhere and i gotta let u in on the secret guys this has done absolute wonders for my mental health i 10/10 recommend

[cocksuckingcumdump]

Ready to please….

[funny-bunny-girl]

I hate when men dm me and they say their misogyny is just a kink, makes me sad because i thought he was a real man that would treat me like the whore I was born:(

[arsene-the-doll]

I corrupted my innocent best friend into a good slut, and now my girlfriend. Our relationship has always pushed the boundaries of what's considered just platonic but we never acknowledged it.

She's a good girl, always had impressive grades, and never did anything to get her in trouble. She had a good boyfriend and a better reputation. But even with all that I still managed to corrupt her.

Starting this summer, I started gifting her clothes, mini skirts and crop tops of course. Didn't take long for things to escalate, her not wearing bras or panties (with my encouragement of course) then she started kissing me, and groping me, all of her own volition. Making everyone who saw us think that we were a perfect straight couple. Of course she had a boyfriend who didn't approve of her change in behavior, and I obviously had a dripping cunt that drove me insane hidden beneath my suits.

The way she asked me out was the real kicker. She sent me a nude of herself, asking if I wanted her. Turns out she dumped her boyfriend because of how much she wanted me. Of course I wanted her just the same so I responded back with a picture of my fingers buried in my cunt.

Every night since then we've called and talked about all the disgusting things we want to do to each other, barely being able to wait to get to see each other again. Id be shocked if the next time we meet for coffee doesn't end with us fucking desperately in front of everyone.

But here's your reminder that the sluttiest whores often started as the most innocent. I did and now she's done the same 🩷

[freeuseurinal]

i need a man to like genuinely hate me so much that he hate rapes me so fucking hard, like punching my face while balls deep in my asshole like i wanna be so scared im crying n pissing myself while im on the verge of passing out with a cock in my throat

[cocksuckingcumdump]

[funny-bunny-girl]

I hate when cunts that are in sex spaces and post about sex, complain about getting messages like “hey cunt” or “hey fuckhole” because you’re literally asking for it by posting about things like that and you’re literally a woman! He’s just calling you by your proper name!

So instead of whining when a man is degrading to you instead you should trying excepting your place and thanking him for even taking the time to speak to such a low form of life

[saturnaous]

Al is soooo annoying when it comes to Winry having to work on his automail because he screeches the entire time

misc doodles + an amount of speaks under the cut

uhhhhh. I was figurign out some stuff for Al's outfit and I settled with a partially buttoned shirt over a black tanktop <3 AND. I stumbled upon a better quality version of one of the panels with Ed's armor AND IT HAS COLORS. turns out the things on his chest ARE tassels, AND his fingers are actually mostly connected! which is fun. (WRITHES AROUND ON THE FLOOR)

besides that. I'm still figuring out stuff for the Au. which is fun. One of the major things I'm trying to pin down the!! Damn names! Right now I got. Half Metal alchemist. for obvious reasons. but idk I just don't like it that much; it still has the potential for mixing up Ed and Al. because. yeah. shrugs. second option is Tongued Alchemist. which is ironic as fuck. it also keeps up with Ed and Al mixed up. Because Ed doesn't fucking shut up. other one is the Gold Alchemist but like Ed doesn't really have any reason to be the gold alchemist so. not much reasoning to mix them up. sighs. if you have any suggestions I am very open to listening <3

uhhh. I don't think I have much else to say. idk, if you wanna send me fma art reqs that'd be p sweet! ermmm. yeah. writhes around on the floor before combusting OG POST FOR THIS AU OTHER OTHER POST I DID FOR THIS AU

[arsene-the-doll]

If you don't send each other nudes, are you really friends?

If you don't masturbate on call together, are you really friends?

If you don't trick each other into doing increasingly perverted tasks, are you really friends?

If you don't convince each other that they are better as their biological gender, are you really friends?

If you don't help each other to become dumb sluts, are you really friends?

[frnkiebby]

sir whhyy ~🎃