#ITS NOT CANON

[chucklesandrick]

X-Men as Teachers

[thestarstoasun]

Will and Naomi Solace don't normally celebrate Easter considering the whole she slept with a Greek god, had a demigod child but could only tell her small-town religious family that she had a one nightstand and got pregnant thing. She had been told they still loved her but was still publicly shamed and shunned until she got famous for her music.

Will didn't think his grandparents, uncles, or aunts deserved his mom in their lives after what they put her through, but he figured if she could forgive them, he could too. Except they didn't know he was bisexual. They didn't know about Nico. Will had been all too willing to tell his sweet, loving, adoring mother about his boyfriend. He made sure Nico knew when he first brought it up that there was no rush, and just like when it came to everything, he was willing to wait forever. (Nico had actually stared at him in disbelief, and with the oh-so-noticeable red splashing across his pale skin muttered a quiet, "Idiota". Will didn't need to be fluent in Italian to know /that one/, even when he first heard it.)

Introducing Nico to his mother was a mistake, not because of any homophobia or monster attacks, but just how much they both love to embarrass him. His mother shares stories and shows pictures (which Will panics about because technology and demigods don't mix well) of a much younger and embarrassing Will, and by the look in Nico's eyes Will knows he is never living it down. In return, his mother learns of his embarrassing flirting in the middle of a war.

The memory was nice now, a year and a half later, especially since Will was currently on the verge of an entire mental breakdown. Being back in Texas had that effect on him. At camp, he locked away all panic, grief, loss, suffering in order to run the infirmary and be strong for his siblings, but here, he had no infirmary and no siblings. He could honestly care less of what these people thought of him - Lee's opinion had mattered, Michael's opinion had mattered, His mama's opinion matters, Nico's feelings and opinion matters. Hades, he cares more for Apollo's opinion than these people, and he was still struggling with his own complicated feelings towards his father - not that they ever showed outwardly.

Will was more worried that these people that shared blood with him would shame his and Nico's relationship and upset his boyfriend. Nico had suffered so much pain and suffering already, especially when it came to his sexuality and accepting that there wasn't anything wrong with himself for loving boys. Will was so proud of how far Nico had come and felt sick to his stomach at being an indirect cause of a relapse.

"You worry too much," The words sounded so beautiful that they must have been spoken by an angel. (They weren't, they were spoken by none other than Nico Di Angelo, but what can he say, he is Apollo's son. It is in his nature to be dramatic at least sometimes.)

"I don't think I worry enough. I mean, there is jus' so much that could go wrong. Mama-" Will shot Nico, who was failing to hide a wide smile, a curious expression unknowingly tilting his head slightly to the right. "What's so amusin' about this?"

"I think I finally understand what Lou Ellen meant when she called you a dog." Will stared blankly absolutely stunned out of his panic, his lips formed a small pout that was absolutely not adorable. Nico got up from where he sat comfortably on Will's bed and wrapped his arms around his boyfriend's waist, resting his head on Will's shoulder. "Breathe. I'm already prepared to ditch this dinner and shadow-travel us both and your mother out somewhere nice at the slightest sign of trouble. Catholic guilt is a bitch, but I am done letting it, Gods, or anyone control my life."

Will felt both relieved and worried. Nico had learned so much about his boundaries with his powers over the last year, but it didn't mean Will didn't worry. "Is that why-?"

"Yes, that is why I slept so much today, il mio sole. Even before we left camp you were doing that nervous thing where you wrap bandages around your wrist. I figured something was bothering you and it had to do with our vacation. You love your mom, so it was obviously this dinner. I'm from the 30s, not an idiot, William, amore mio."

Will couldn't help but gently remove Nico's arm's from around him and sweep the boy off his feet. This frustrating, self-destructive, annoyingly attractive, smartass paid way too much attention to a simple healer such as himself, but Will couldn't imagine his life without Nico in it anymore. The half-hearted glare he received filled him with so much warmth and made him smile so wide it hurt, which in turn caused Nico to turn away to hide the slight upturn of his own lips.

[integrityvictim]

LIGMA BALLS

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[dwobbitfromtheshire]

TFS isn't going to be canon, and it would be dumb if it is because not everyone has access to it. I'd be singing a different tune if it was a book or something. And it's frustrating because I have no idea what the fuck is going on. They set up Henry Creel as the villain in season four with no signs that we're supposed to be sympathetic at all. They showed him as a psychopath who killed his own sister and mother with zero indications that he was being controlled at all. To me, he's always been a monster, and just because he was also an abused monster doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to be treated anything less than what he is. You know who deserves my sympathy? FUCKING EL. In season four, Henry didn't show any compassion at all for torturing the animals that he did but in season one El was clearly upset about them trying to make her kill a cat. That's why they they're completely different. Henry is a monster, El is not. They better not be fucking reconing what they set up. The play is probably good but the idea of it is just fucking stupid. Should have turned it into a movie or a book. I'm tired of hearing about this play and not being able to watch it. . . .And even if they did show sympathy for the devil, it doesn't make him any less of a devil. God, it's Billy all over again, but worse because this guy actually murdered people.

[retrokid616]

"postal workers" laudna

yep marisha on her hating mail arc again

and sadly with that i gotta call it here i need to head to my morning shift tomorow so until next week with a fully reunited bells hells take care stafe safe THE TONUGES NOT REAL SAM! and is it thursday yet?

[demonicpossession]

I've seen quite a few people who seem to be getting mad that not everyone sees link and zeldas relationship as romantic. Like yes it has tropes that exist within romance stories, however these tropes can exist for people who are close friends/consider eachother family rather than having a romantic love for eachother and I think Nintendo left it unspecified specifically for that reason, to keep it more open for people's interpretation. Want to see them as lovers? Go ahead, no ones stopping you, don't get mad at people who don't. And vice versa people who don't see them as lovers shouldn't get mad at people who do. Can we just exist calmly instead of having to see either side getting mad at the other? And for people saying zelink is Canon, it's not, it's open for interpretation, Canon would be it being directly specified in game or confirmed by Nintendo. And while I am a zelink shipper for botw/totk I'm not going to get mad at others who don't ship them, different people are going to see different ships, different styles of romantic implications. So please, ship who you want but don't get mad at eachother, its pointless and a waste of everyone's energy to get mad over ships.

Now if someone can show anywhere in botw or totk that says zelda and link are together or anywhere that Nintendo has in fact confirmed it and is a reliable source to say they've confirmed it then I'll put an edit to say I've been made aware of that, however to my knowledge its not specified that they're in a relationship. Again I ship them in botw/totk, I can understand why people do, however looking at it from the other angle I can also understand people seeing them as just extremely close friends. So let's let everyone have their own opinions and be mature about it. Cause rn the fandom seems like a bunch of children throwing a tantrum over whether they are or aren't together.

[aoki553]

never talking about canon lgbt asouverse characters bc i already got one of those "b-but saiki is trans!! 🥺🥺🥺" comments that totally missed the point

[penumbraoftime]

----- rip Drustan. we hardly knew ye.

[tomswifty-fr]

a long long time ago, part of May's lore was that she had some of the only glass windows in town and was very proud of them.

then bounty of the elements happened and they got blown out by one of the wild storms and it was so tragic.

now she has the art studio scene, which depicts a room with fully glass walls.

my girl has made it, i'm so proud :')

[sassydefendorflower]

“Delete it.”

Hughes startled at the voice echoing down his office. It was a slow day, and he hadn’t expected any visitors. He especially hadn’t counted on Edward being the one to interrupt his quiet afternoon.

“What?” Hughes asked, confusion clear on his face.

The boy stood in the doorway with his shoulders squared, something complicated happening behind fierce golden eyes. Edward was battle ready, Hughes realized. Ready to defend himself, but socially conscious enough to keep the open hostility on the down low.

What was going on?

“I said ‘delete it’. The photo you took of me and Colonel Bastard when I was high on painkillers.”

Ed grit his teeth so forcefully, Hughes couldn’t help but hope the boy had a good (and well-paid) dentist. His body was constantly put through the wringer, which now that Edward had mentioned it... yeah, Hughes remembered the photo.

A few weeks ago, Ed had gotten stabbed during a drug bust and since the wound was in need of a handful of stitches some well-meaning medic had applied a touch too much sedative. Normally Ed would have suffered through the stitching up with gritted teeth and a lot of bitching, but with the unexpected drugs in his system he had turned loopy instead. And promptly fallen asleep on Roy’s lap, drooling all over his commanding officer’s pants.

Hughes had - of course - immortalized the hilarious moment on film.

“Um... I can’t? I know photography isn’t your area of interest, Ed, but once I take a photo there are no take backs. As soon as the film has been exposed to-”

“I don’t care.” Ed interrupted him, anger close to breaking through the surface. “Delete it. Burn it. Rip it apart. I really don’t care. As long as you destroy it, I’m happy.”

“But why?”

And Hughes really wanted to know - it was just a harmless funny picture. He didn’t plan on sharing it with anyone, expect maybe to torture Roy a little bit. The man could need it. And Gracia had asked after a nice photo of the boys, surely it would be okay to showcase the Fullmatel Alchemist right next to his little Elicia on the windowsill. If anything, it was an honor!

“Because I don’t want you taking pictures of me! Especially not without asking first! Hell, I sure as fuck don’t want any shitty pictures of me when I’m not in control of my body with my face this close to freaking Mustang!”

“Oh... I mean... I didn’t mean-” Hughes wasn’t quite sure what he was supposed to answer to that.

“I don’t give a fuck if you want to take three hundred pictures of Elicia and shove them in my face, and if you want something to keep ask, but dammit... isn’t it enough that I signed my life away when I joined the military? Is my face common property now too?”

“Ed... calm down! Take a deep breath!”

Hughes was standing, his hands raised in the universal gesture of peace. Suddenly it was of utmost importance to calm Edward down - he could see the boy’s chest heave under the force of his emotions all the way across the room.

“I don’t want to!”

“Ed - I will destroy the film. It’s okay. I’ll make sure the photo will never be developed. It’s... really, I didn’t mean to make you angry.”

Finally, Hughes seemed to have found the right words - some of the fury left Ed, his shoulders finally loosing some of their rigid strength.

“Oh.”

“But... why? It’s okay if you don’t want me to take any pictures... I just- I had no idea it bothered you this much.”

For a long moment Edward was silent, staring at Hughes as if he wasn’t sure he could trust the older man with this - then again, apparently Hughes had managed to break Ed’s trust without even knowing.

“It’s really stupid - or, well, Al says it makes sense, but- I don’t have a fucking shred of control over my life. Not since I joined up with you guys. I’m so sick of all of this. And I- it’s bad enough fucking Mustang had to carry me out of the building after that medic fucked up, but I was unable to move, unable to fight, and then you- I was weak and you took a picture and called it cute. Fuck it.”

Now Hughes wanted to mirror Ed’s previous sigh.

Oh.

Yeah... he had never quite seen it like this. Ed probably had a lot of memories relating to a loss of control - getting automail can’t have been easy. Being a dog of the military certainly wasn’t.

“I’m sorry, Edward. I didn’t mean to offend, but I can--- I can see how my actions have hurt you.”

“Apology accepted.”

Ed’s face told a different story, and yet the boy didn’t seem inclined to back down. His back was ramrod straight, his posture almost... military-like.

“Will you let me take a picture of you and Alphonse at my place? Just for Gracia and me?”

Golden eyes met Hughes’ green gaze, and then Edward said: “Maybe... and a word of advice: you allowed me in the military so I can die for this country... if I’m old enough to die for it, maybe treat me as if I’m old enough to make my own choices as well. And keep your camera away from me unless I specifically asked for it.”

And then he was gone.

Hughes couldn’t stop staring at the doorway for some time following this rather explosive interruption. It was a lot more complicated than Ed thought it was - but the boy wasn’t completely wrong. He was a soldier, a State Alchemist, a dog of the military. Hughes thought treating him like a child was a blessing, a gift, but he could see how for Edward it was simply a reminder of all the things he had lost.

With a sigh Hughes closed the folder in front of him. He wouldn’t get any more work done today - and he had a promise to keep, a photo to burn.

[liliesandparchment]

so guys i have been living under the glorious delusion that everything from endgame and onwards was just some fanfiction given the distasteful nod for the big screen because Natasha Romanoff, the first lady of the mcu, badass bitch™ is NOT dead on some far flung godforsaken purple fucking planet in the middle of nowhere and i gotta let u in on the secret guys this has done absolute wonders for my mental health i 10/10 recommend

[eriochromatic]

how long do yall think mihawk was listening to usopp say random stuff

[von-leg]

I think this has been done already but I didn’t know that when I made this 😭

[thedemoninyourcloset]

Whoever these cosplayers are, they are heroes. Slay

Edit: they are mandimoose_cosplays (Octavius) and trollkidoki (Jed) ‼️

[sonknuxadow]

if a characters name is just a word related to their powers or job then they are transgender. because obviously their parents wouldnt know that information the second theyre born so how would they have those names. its because they named themselves

[saeiken]

🔆🔆🔆🔆