#dyn: ryan x mary x luke

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Luke: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

Ryan: What? What are you talking about?

Luke: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Ryan: Have you ever met a human woman?

Luke: [turns to Mary] Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Mary: Of course, i'm not an animal.

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Luke: Should we tell her?

Mary: Shh, just give it a sec.

Ryan: *very clearly pulling on a door that says push*

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Luke: So what exactly is Mary to you?

Ryan: the reason i wake up every morning.

Luke: That's nice.

[Earlier that day]

Mary, bursting into Ryan's room: DUDE YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS-