#earlfig

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Yo! May I request some Earl Grey Cookie x Fig Cookie icons with any theme you so choose, please? Thank you!

oh my! what a cute pairing! of course, friend! here are your icons: (sorry for being quite inactive, was very busy!)

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earlfig cottagecore ship icons

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[blairpuffs]

Earlfig. You agree.

so true, reblogged

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

A Cervitaur’s Greatest Adversary [Cookie Run Fanfiction]

Read on AO3

Requested by: @rowanthepinetree

Rating: Teen and Up

Pairing: Earl Grey Cookie / Fig Cookie

No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: Earl Grey and Fig are going to visit Earl Grey's sibling, Roguefort. However, their only mode of transportation is Earl Grey's car, which proves to be a problem for a certain deer-legged cookie...

[side note: this is going to be the last cookie run fic i will post on this blog! for now on, all of my cookie run fics as well as requests will go to my writing blog, @every-book-and-cranny so please check it out if you’re interested!]

remember, reblogs > likes applies to writings too!!!

see below the cut to read!

Author’s Note: HIIIII so this was a request made by my friend, Rowan! It's sort of a thank-you for a gift that *he* gave me a few weeks back! (Thank you again for that, Rowan, btw!) I'm sorry once again this is so late.

Also!!! Rowan helped me out with writing Fig's accent so props to him for that too! I'm sorry if I still made some mistakes though, this is my first time writing Fig.

The ending to this oneshot is piss-poor even by my standards. I am very sorry for that. I was trying to do one of those clever, funny one-liner endings but it just did not work out :( Also I think I made it a little more angsty than what was originally intended djdkd but it's still mostly lighthearted! (I always say I prefer fluff over angst and then I usually add more angst than necessary...I guess I like a good mix of both more shjkd)

Anyways, I hope you enjoy, despite how short it is!

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Fig, for all of their life, always had just walked everywhere. There were a couple of reasons for this. One, they loved nature and the entire world as a whole, so they had a tendency to pause every so often to observe the sights around them as they trekked to their destination—something that was significantly harder to do in a car. Also, the thought of all the pollution-ridden smoke that emitted constantly from a car to harm the trees, the animals, the air, was enough to make them cringe. Two, it was the most convenient mode of transportation for them, what with…let’s just say the way their body was shaped.

…This latter reason was why Fig, as they stood before their boyfriend Earl Grey’s car, grimaced. Poor Earl Grey, he held the door open for Fig innocently enough—Fig wasn’t sure if it had even slipped through his mind that his car wasn’t exactly accommodated for them very well at all.

“Um…my love?” Fig gently called out to their partner.

“What’s wrong, Fig? Why do you have that look on your face?” Earl Grey asked, scrunching his brows, obviously still not understanding. Oh, Earl Grey…Fig loved him dearly.

“Well…tha thing is…I don’t think I’m gunna be able to fit in ya car,” they said awkwardly, gesturing toward their legs.

Earl Grey finally started to understand, and his mouth dropped slightly as he began to understand. “...Oh.” He huffed a bit, but then a grin crossed his face. “Well, I mean, we can still try!”

Fig involuntarily jumped a bit at this. “Wh—ya sure that's a good idea?!”

“Well, I don’t know about a good idea, per se,” Earl Grey began, “but I think we can manage it, if that’s what you mean. I’ve had to strap two defiant twins into car seats before—on a time limit, no less.” He chuckled a bit at this. “I think I can manage to fit you in here.”

Fig sighed and thought it over. They were going to visit Earl Grey’s sibling, Roguefort, and they by no means lived close by, so they couldn’t just walk there, as Fig would have preferred. Earl Grey was looking forward to seeing his sibling very much—and Fig was of course excited to see their friend, as well.

So, Fig decided they would try, for their boyfriend.

“Alright, let’s give it a try, my love,” Fig finally replied with a smile.

Earl Grey smiled back, holding the door open wider (he’d part-way closed it after hearing Fig speak).

Gingerly, Fig started to trot toward the car, dreading the inevitable even more as they got closer to the vehicle. They started to climb in—arms first, of course. Alright, Alright. This is fine, Fig tried to repeat over and over again in their head.

Then, they tried to put their hind legs in, and that’s when all hell broke loose, so to speak. First of all, they ended up tripping, bumping their chin onto the soft backseat of Earl Grey’s car. Luckily, Earl Grey dashed right up to help them back again, brushing them off (even though they hadn’t gotten dirty nor very hurt at all). “That’s okay, try again,” he gently encouraged.

Just wanting to get in, Fig tried again, and ended up tripping again. Earl Grey helped again, as well. “Dear, try to go in a bit slower,” he advised. “It’s okay, it’s no rush. I’m right here.”

Earl Grey’s voice was so soothing and reassuring, but Fig still felt highly embarrassed. Their already pink face flushed a bright red and they pursed their lips tightly.

“Do you want me to help you up, maybe?” Earl Grey offered. “Would that help?”

Fig thought for a moment and nodded. “Ya,” they answered. “Thank ya, my love.”

Earl Grey went up behind Fig and carefully took a hold of their hind legs, slowly hoisting them up. As Fig sank deeper into the car, they felt their chest move forward quickly and their eyes widened. However, as soon as their entire body seemed to be in, they felt their hind legs hit the side of the car. Earl Grey made a small ‘mmm’ sound and tried harder to push Fig in; at one point he accidentally bumped Fig’s knees against the side of the car, making the cookie yelp a bit.

“Oh!” Earl Grey cried out. “I’m so sorry!”

Fig sighed a little. “It’s fine, my love.”

“Fig, what’s wrong? Are you hurt?” Earl Grey asked, genuine concern in his voice.

“No, it’s just...” Fig began, their voice sad. “I’m sorry ya have to date some kinda an’mal like me.”

Earl Grey grew distraught at this, and his face and heart both sank as he realized what his partner had meant. “Darling, what? No, I don’t think you’re some kind of animal, of course not,” he answered seriously, placing his hand on Fig’s shoulder.

“But, you ‘ave to try to push me in ya car like I am one,” Fig replied, their voice shaking up and down, almost as if they were trying to sing a melancholy song. It struck Earl Grey then that he’d never even heard Fig’s ‘sad’ voice. Fig was always so cheery and happy…it hurt Earl Grey deeply to see his partner so upset, so unlike their normal self.

“Fig…that doesn’t make you any less of a cookie,” Earl Grey told them, both his hands on their shoulders now, “nor any less of my partner.” He leaned down to kiss Fig on the lips. “I love you so much. If this is frustrating you, or making you feel upset, we can find an alternate solution. No problems.”

Fig looked back at Earl Grey, hope and admiration in their eyes. “Really, love?”

“Of course.”

Fig smiled for the first time since laying their eyes on that vehicle, their adorable dimples showing. They leaned in to kiss Earl Grey one more time, which the blond gladly accepted.

“I’m glad ya don’ think badly of me,” Fig commented. “That's really what I was w’rried about. I ‘ave to admit, it was a bit funny to try to push me in,” they finished with a giggle.

Earl Grey chuckled too and flexed his arm a bit. “That was my workout for today, that’s for sure.”

The two shared a laugh, and later in the day, they went to rent out a limousine.

[alex-just-vibing]

Chapter four is out, and it is earlfig yet again!

@rowanthepinetree

[kalopses-sonderes]

Writing humorous stuff is fun ("He" is Earl Grey btw)

🫶🏾 earlfig figgrey is such a cute ship

[ohabeeeeeee]

I'm really glad you're enjoying my fic, I'm slowly diving into my Earlfig era

I glad to have caused, also my next chapter is ready for release, and oh boy the fluff has reached unforseen levels

[walnutcookie]

Also have you seen my Earl Grey ship? You may have but idk if you've even seen my blog-

Earlfig ?

[alex-just-vibing]

@rowanthepinetree @ohabeeeeeee

It has been done

[blairpuffs]

@rowanthepinetree YOU GAVE ME EARLFIG BRAINROT !!!!! I BLAME YOUUUU /LHJ

[blairpuffs]

scrunkly ass cookie

who is in love with just a fancy guy

you agree . rb /j

[alex-just-vibing]

Y'know these fucking DELICIOUS cookies?

Well, I have a crk oc, black and white cookie, designed off of these guys cuz I fucking love them

[blairpuffs]

im gonna make a list of all me friends with a quick description of them sorry if i forgot you im eepy but i wanna maek funy list, btw i won't tag y'all because this a surprise IF I GETS BURIED ILL CRY /HJ

ok ehre we go

ronnie (the eeper #1)

wiz (the eeper #2)

almond (almond cookie cookie run kingdom)

space (YOUR SOOO NORMAL ABT CANDY DIVER)

kye (likes to eat art)

arthur (PAFL LIKENER)

specs (I THOUGHT UR URL WAS "FRIES-MANGOS-CUTELY"

vespers (i think you like sparkling cookie a. litte bit only /j)

pablo (hi cotc fan)

max (wants to put me in a blender)

emma (my mom /hsrs)

orchid (likes blackpearl x latte so *leans on expensive car /p)

rowan (fellow earlfig liker, hello there)

minx (you are a meow meow /pos)

austin (OMORI LIKER REAL!!!)

robin (eats drywall)

aevan (rare fellow rasplatte enjoyer)

shadow (certified cctv catgirl)

michael (probably put michael afton in a jar)

raspberry (hardcore raspberry kinnie)

moth (YOU LIKE MOTHS. KISSES YOU ON MOUTH /P)

fish (hey my sister thinks your rlly swag)

mint (likes frankenstein)

lorena (YOU WOULD (AFFECTIONATELY) SQUEEZE STINGR GUMMY COOKIE)

btw these are just the ones i talk to ALOT. if i forgot you on my hands and knees sobbing begging for forgiveness

ALSO I NEED MORE FRIENDS. IF YOU WANNA BE MUTUALS TELL ME AND IT WILL HAPPEN

[blairpuffs]

sorry, can you tag the earlfig stuff with “theo don’t look” or something like that?

sure !! fine by me :]

[blairpuffs]

HEY HEY

Can I req an Earlfig stimboard?? Please? :3

posted !!

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

Hey uh

Am I allowed to request a fic?

If so, can I request an Earlfig fic where the two attempt to fit Fig Cookie in Earl Grey Cookie's car? I think that'd be funny-

Also can it end with a kiss 👉👈

OMG YEAH THAT SOUNDS SO FUNNY SHSJJS /pos

yeah ofc 👉👈 also I’M SORRY I MEANT TO WRITE YOU A FIC ANYWAY AS A THANKS TO THE SONG YOU MADE FOR ME…but i didn’t get to it yet so uhhhh consider this fic the thank you gift :D

but anyway yeah i’ll get to it asap!!