#earl grey cookie x fig cookie

[wiltingofthewhitelily]

Me: I want to go to sleep

My brain, shifting to thoughts of Earl Grey dancing ballet and Fig aiding his posture and being really cute: lol nah

^^^^ Me rn

BASED

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

A Cervitaur’s Greatest Adversary [Cookie Run Fanfiction]

Read on AO3

Requested by: @rowanthepinetree

Rating: Teen and Up

Pairing: Earl Grey Cookie / Fig Cookie

No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: Earl Grey and Fig are going to visit Earl Grey's sibling, Roguefort. However, their only mode of transportation is Earl Grey's car, which proves to be a problem for a certain deer-legged cookie...

[side note: this is going to be the last cookie run fic i will post on this blog! for now on, all of my cookie run fics as well as requests will go to my writing blog, @every-book-and-cranny so please check it out if you’re interested!]

remember, reblogs > likes applies to writings too!!!

see below the cut to read!

Author’s Note: HIIIII so this was a request made by my friend, Rowan! It's sort of a thank-you for a gift that *he* gave me a few weeks back! (Thank you again for that, Rowan, btw!) I'm sorry once again this is so late.

Also!!! Rowan helped me out with writing Fig's accent so props to him for that too! I'm sorry if I still made some mistakes though, this is my first time writing Fig.

The ending to this oneshot is piss-poor even by my standards. I am very sorry for that. I was trying to do one of those clever, funny one-liner endings but it just did not work out :( Also I think I made it a little more angsty than what was originally intended djdkd but it's still mostly lighthearted! (I always say I prefer fluff over angst and then I usually add more angst than necessary...I guess I like a good mix of both more shjkd)

Anyways, I hope you enjoy, despite how short it is!

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Fig, for all of their life, always had just walked everywhere. There were a couple of reasons for this. One, they loved nature and the entire world as a whole, so they had a tendency to pause every so often to observe the sights around them as they trekked to their destination—something that was significantly harder to do in a car. Also, the thought of all the pollution-ridden smoke that emitted constantly from a car to harm the trees, the animals, the air, was enough to make them cringe. Two, it was the most convenient mode of transportation for them, what with…let’s just say the way their body was shaped.

…This latter reason was why Fig, as they stood before their boyfriend Earl Grey’s car, grimaced. Poor Earl Grey, he held the door open for Fig innocently enough—Fig wasn’t sure if it had even slipped through his mind that his car wasn’t exactly accommodated for them very well at all.

“Um…my love?” Fig gently called out to their partner.

“What’s wrong, Fig? Why do you have that look on your face?” Earl Grey asked, scrunching his brows, obviously still not understanding. Oh, Earl Grey…Fig loved him dearly.

“Well…tha thing is…I don’t think I’m gunna be able to fit in ya car,” they said awkwardly, gesturing toward their legs.

Earl Grey finally started to understand, and his mouth dropped slightly as he began to understand. “...Oh.” He huffed a bit, but then a grin crossed his face. “Well, I mean, we can still try!”

Fig involuntarily jumped a bit at this. “Wh—ya sure that's a good idea?!”

“Well, I don’t know about a good idea, per se,” Earl Grey began, “but I think we can manage it, if that’s what you mean. I’ve had to strap two defiant twins into car seats before—on a time limit, no less.” He chuckled a bit at this. “I think I can manage to fit you in here.”

Fig sighed and thought it over. They were going to visit Earl Grey’s sibling, Roguefort, and they by no means lived close by, so they couldn’t just walk there, as Fig would have preferred. Earl Grey was looking forward to seeing his sibling very much—and Fig was of course excited to see their friend, as well.

So, Fig decided they would try, for their boyfriend.

“Alright, let’s give it a try, my love,” Fig finally replied with a smile.

Earl Grey smiled back, holding the door open wider (he’d part-way closed it after hearing Fig speak).

Gingerly, Fig started to trot toward the car, dreading the inevitable even more as they got closer to the vehicle. They started to climb in—arms first, of course. Alright, Alright. This is fine, Fig tried to repeat over and over again in their head.

Then, they tried to put their hind legs in, and that’s when all hell broke loose, so to speak. First of all, they ended up tripping, bumping their chin onto the soft backseat of Earl Grey’s car. Luckily, Earl Grey dashed right up to help them back again, brushing them off (even though they hadn’t gotten dirty nor very hurt at all). “That’s okay, try again,” he gently encouraged.

Just wanting to get in, Fig tried again, and ended up tripping again. Earl Grey helped again, as well. “Dear, try to go in a bit slower,” he advised. “It’s okay, it’s no rush. I’m right here.”

Earl Grey’s voice was so soothing and reassuring, but Fig still felt highly embarrassed. Their already pink face flushed a bright red and they pursed their lips tightly.

“Do you want me to help you up, maybe?” Earl Grey offered. “Would that help?”

Fig thought for a moment and nodded. “Ya,” they answered. “Thank ya, my love.”

Earl Grey went up behind Fig and carefully took a hold of their hind legs, slowly hoisting them up. As Fig sank deeper into the car, they felt their chest move forward quickly and their eyes widened. However, as soon as their entire body seemed to be in, they felt their hind legs hit the side of the car. Earl Grey made a small ‘mmm’ sound and tried harder to push Fig in; at one point he accidentally bumped Fig’s knees against the side of the car, making the cookie yelp a bit.

“Oh!” Earl Grey cried out. “I’m so sorry!”

Fig sighed a little. “It’s fine, my love.”

“Fig, what’s wrong? Are you hurt?” Earl Grey asked, genuine concern in his voice.

“No, it’s just...” Fig began, their voice sad. “I’m sorry ya have to date some kinda an’mal like me.”

Earl Grey grew distraught at this, and his face and heart both sank as he realized what his partner had meant. “Darling, what? No, I don’t think you’re some kind of animal, of course not,” he answered seriously, placing his hand on Fig’s shoulder.

“But, you ‘ave to try to push me in ya car like I am one,” Fig replied, their voice shaking up and down, almost as if they were trying to sing a melancholy song. It struck Earl Grey then that he’d never even heard Fig’s ‘sad’ voice. Fig was always so cheery and happy…it hurt Earl Grey deeply to see his partner so upset, so unlike their normal self.

“Fig…that doesn’t make you any less of a cookie,” Earl Grey told them, both his hands on their shoulders now, “nor any less of my partner.” He leaned down to kiss Fig on the lips. “I love you so much. If this is frustrating you, or making you feel upset, we can find an alternate solution. No problems.”

Fig looked back at Earl Grey, hope and admiration in their eyes. “Really, love?”

“Of course.”

Fig smiled for the first time since laying their eyes on that vehicle, their adorable dimples showing. They leaned in to kiss Earl Grey one more time, which the blond gladly accepted.

“I’m glad ya don’ think badly of me,” Fig commented. “That's really what I was w’rried about. I ‘ave to admit, it was a bit funny to try to push me in,” they finished with a giggle.

Earl Grey chuckled too and flexed his arm a bit. “That was my workout for today, that’s for sure.”

The two shared a laugh, and later in the day, they went to rent out a limousine.

[cr-icons]

Yo! May I request some Earl Grey Cookie x Fig Cookie icons with any theme you so choose, please? Thank you!

oh my! what a cute pairing! of course, friend! here are your icons: (sorry for being quite inactive, was very busy!)

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earlfig cottagecore ship icons

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[thehyperrequiem]

Hotel Transylvania (Thehypercutter Style) Cast

Hotel Transylvania 1 (Thehypercutter Style): "Ananas Dragon Cookie, who operates a high-end resort away from the human world, goes into overprotective mode when a girl discovers the resort and falls for the Dragon's teenaged daughter."

Hotel Transylvania 2 (Thehypercutter Style): "Ananas Dragon Cookie and his friends try to bring out the cartoon creature in his half human, half dragon grandson in order to keep Black Lemonade Cookie from leaving the hotel."

Hotel Transylvania 3 (Thehypercutter Style): "Ananas Dragon Cookie and company participate in a cruise for sea-loving cartoon creatures, unaware that their boat is being commandeered by the cartoon creature-hating Koopa family."

Hotel Transylvania Transformania (Thehypercutter Style): "After one experiment, Shining Glitter Cookie turns into a cartoon creature and everyone else becomes human. Now it has to be seen whether they will be able to reverse this experiment."

Ananas Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) as Dracula

Dragon! Ananas Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) as Dracula (Bat)

Diego Brando (Jjba Part 7) as Dracula (Human)

Mango Cookie (Cookie Run) as Himself/Dracula's Advisor Friend

Black Lemonade Cookie (Cookie Run) as Mavis

Sunny (Wings of Fire) as Mavis (Bat)

Shining Glitter Cookie (Cookie Run) as Johnny

Stella (Angry Birds) as Johnny (Monster)

Corrupted Steven (Steven Universe) as Johnny (Mega Monster)

Parfait Cookie and Rockstar Cookie (Cookie Run) as Themselves/Johnny's Friends

Silver (Angry Birds Movie) and Chuck (Angry Birds) as Themselves/Monster Parfait and Monster Rockstar Cookies

Zomberries (Poptropica) as the Zombies

Madeleine Cookie (Cookie Run) as Frankenstein

Caesar Zeppelin (Jjba Part 2) as Frankenstein (Human)

Espresso Cookie (Cookie Run) as Eunice

Pitaya Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) as Wayne the Werewolf

Anasui (Jjba Part 6) as Wayne the Werewolf (Human)

Royal Meringue Cookie (Cookie Run) as Wanda the Werewolf

Terrible Terrors (How to train your dragon) as Werewolf Puppies

Durpleton (Centaurworld) as Murray the Mummy

Budwin (Flipline) as Murray the Mummy (Human)

Stabby (Centaurworld) as Himself/Murray's Son

Henry Stickmin (Henry Stickmin) as Griffin

Roy (Flipline) as Griffin (Visible)

Hiro, Henry and Kenji (Ttte), Reginald Copperbottom and Right-Hand Man (Henry Stickmin), Emporio (Jjba Part 6), Ched (Centaurworld) as Themselves/The Monsters’ Friends

Samurai Jack (Samurai Jack) as Himself/Human Hiro

The Scotsman (Samurai Jack) as Himself/Human Right Hand Man

Josuke (Jjba Part 4) as Himself/Human Kenji

Pepperoncino Cookie (Cookie Run) as Himself/Human Ched

Kestrel (Wings of Fire) as Martha

Elder Custard Cookie (Cookie Run) as Quasimodo

Various Characters as Humans and Monsters

Pond Dino Cookie (Cookie Run) as Dennis

Tsunami (Wings of Fire) as Dennis (Bat)

Snapdragon Cookie (Cookie Run) as Winnie Werewolf

Max (Sam and Max) as Blobby

Rabbit (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) as Blobby (Jello)

Lemon Cookie and Hero Cookie (Cookie Run) as Mike and Linda

Longan Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) as Vlad

Dragon! Longan Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) as Vlad (Bat)

Malefor (Spyro) as Bela

Cake Monsters (Cookie Run) as Bela's Minions

Snakefruit Cookie (Cookie Run) as Ericka van Helsing

Bowser (Mario) as Abraham van Helsing

Fig Cookie (Cookie Run) as The Kraken (Good)

The Nowhere King (Centaurworld) as The Kraken (Evil)

Milk Cookie (Cookie Run) as Frankenginger

Ellie Rose (Henry Stickmin) as Crystal

Earl Grey Cookie (Cookie Run) as Stan the Fish

Iggy (Jjba Part 3) as Tinkles

Iggy (Jjba Part 3 OVA) as Tinkles (Regular Dog)

Koopa Troopa (Mario) as Gigi

Rainy Turtloid (Megaman X) as Gigi (Monster)

Gamera (Godzilla) as Gigi (Mega Monster)

[kumidark]

I've seen you around in the cookie run tags and I want to know what other ships you like? Besides Kumidark and Scorprune. Youre ships are interesting.

ahhhhh tysm for such a nice ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DNFNNGNGGNFNDNNDJFNNGGN um okay i decided to just do a list since i figure that'd be easier than writing them all in one paragraph^^

(under the cut because there are a lot)

-kumidark (kumiho x dark choco)

-scorprune (scorpion x prune juice)

-sorbetcrepe (sorbet shark x strawberry crepe)

-twizzssant (twizzly gummy x croissant)

-croisstime (croissant x timekeeper)

-mintgummy (mint choco x string gummy)

-purevelvet (pure vanilla x red velvet)

-pureholly (pure vanilla x hollyberry)

-seapom (sea fairy x pomegranate)

-carapastry (caramel arrow x pastry)

-finalatte (financier x latte)

-kouignbrute (kouign amann x choco werehound brute)

-moonenchantress (moonlight x dark enchantress)

-mangosugar (mango x snow sugar)

-platonic kumivamp (kumiho x vampire)

-univamp (cream unicorn x vampire)

-sparkeleine (sparkling x madeleine)

-shininglemon (shining glitter x lemon)

-longanfort (longan dragon x roguefort)

-starlily (starfruit x tiger lily)

-crowfruit (crowberry x snakefruit)

-orangepeach (orange x peach)

-matchabon (matcha x chocolate bonbon)

-sourcotton (sour belt x cotton candy)

-pretzelime (butter pretzel x lime)

-earlberry (earl grey x blackberry)

-cocoachip (cocoa x crunchy chip)

-figblossom (fig x cherry blossom)

-unimacaron (cream unicorn x macaron)

-rambubond (rambutan x vagabond)

-starvamp (stardust x vampire)

-avomala (avocado x mala sauce)

-herbwolf (herb x werewolf)

-yamwolf (purple yam x werewolf)

-oystarte (oyster x tarte tatin)

-platonic squidonion (squid ink x onion)

here are all of the ones i can think of^^ my favorites rn are bolded :3 (btw if you were asking about my favorite ships that aren't rarepairs, feel free to send another ask! and ill list them there :>)

[abrosexualvagabondcookie]

I have post block okay

Some clarification:

-I headcanon Roll Cake as a short adult

-I headcanon Ananas bring Mango's grandpa

-I headcanon Sparkling to be Wind Archer and Fire Spirit's adopted son. Also, Apple as Sparkling's daughter

-I headcanon Madeleine and Creampuff siblings

-I headcanon Eclair, Rougefort, and Earl Grey as triplets

-I headcanon Crowberry and Black Raisin as sisters

-I headcanon Kiwi as Matcha's grandson

-Take a shot everytime I say "I headcanon"

[sour-heart-treats]

Welcome to Sour-Heart-Treats! A Cookie Run Writing blog ran by Socks/@localhypnofruit!!

The ask box is always open, so pop on in with a request of angst or something bittersweet!

What I Will NOT Do:

No NS/F/W, Nor Implied or Suggestive (Gore is Allowed)

Topics Regarding Current Events

Blatant Ras/ci/sm, Ho/mo/pho/bia, or Anything Like It

Requests that are Spammed in my Inbox

Non-Cookie Run Requests

What I WILL Do:

AUs (Mostly for My Own, For Friends, or AUs I Already Know)

OCs (Same As Above)

Heavy Topics*

Cookie x Reader (Platonic, Romantic, Whatever!)

Practically Anything Else!

*All Topics WILL be Tagged! If they Aren't by My Mistake, or you Want something Tagged, just send in an Ask and I'll sort it out ASAP!!

Cookies I DO Prefer Writing (these tend to get higher priority):

AI Run Cookies (Aloe, Cyborg, Ion)

Guild Adventure Cookies (Purple Yam, Milk, Dinosour, Dark Choco)

Forest Cookies (Fig, Wind Archer/Night Raven, Millennial Tree)

The College Kids (Hero, Sandwich, Croissant)

Knight

Roguefort

Mint Choco

Timekeeper

Earl Grey

Red Velvet

Healer/Pure Vanilla

Eclair

Cookies I DON'T Prefer Writing (these tend to get lower priority)*:

City of Wizard Cookies (Wizard, Cinnamon, Blueberry Pie, Moonlight, Creampuff)

Certain Sea Cookies (Peppermint, Pirate, Salt, Squid Ink, Sorbet Shark, and Sea Fairy)

Pudding

Cheesecake

Cotton Candy

Rye

Ice Juggler

DJ

*Please note these cookies will still be written about, but less often since I enjoy it less!

Another Small Note: Yes, I do think critically about the cookies that are seen as problematic, and I attempt to write them in ways that alter or remove those portions! IF A COOKIE HAS DIFFERENT PRONOUNS THAN CANON, IT IS NOT ERASURE. IT IS FANON, HEADCANONS, WHAT HAVE YOU.

Who is this Blog's Mascot?:

That would be Jostaberry Cookie! I made them to serve as the mascot! You can draw them if you wish!!

Can I Draw/Write Something Based on Your Writings? And Can I Dub Your Writings?:

Yes all around!! Just be sure to credit me either on here or on AO3 if you plan on posting your inspired works!

Are there Any Other Places I can Read Your Writings?

I write on my AO3 sometimes! I also co-write for Cookie-Cutter-Communications, and write my own AU called Feast-Of-Cadavers!!

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Thank you for making it to the end of this post! I'm looking forward to writing whatever I can for you all! ❤

[blueberry-yogurt-academy]

Earl Grey calls Fig Cookie "Figgy Pudding." Thoughts?

OMG THAT'S GREAT /srs