#eat shit old man

[oracleofsecrets]

~40 hours and ~45 runs and I’ve hit the second plot/progress wall in hades 2 😔

[hakusins]

FINALLY FUCKED BAILEY!!!!!!!!

[bombadilbaddie]

And a massive shoutout to whoever just won the Kissinger Death Tontine!

[wickedsick]

Toh spoilers

[aldifoodmarket]

Lucifer would have had to snap my NECK because 2 seconds after squeezing my arm I’d have 4 wrist braces from akuzon on their way. Short sleeves ONLY. I’d make it the talk of the town baby. Squeezing attention out of that thing like a high school knee brace

[soulbrine]

"so i can't have a bit of fun while im stuck?? im not necessarily the one sending the messages, old friend."

He balls up the paper and chucks it in his fire. Nah. Not today, actually. Thanks.

[thebirdroads]

I know Intsys meant for this to sound villainous but I am physically incapable of feeling bad for Gilbert so it just came across as badass

[liaswritesrobots]

I love the slightly offended "Did you really JUST say that?!" everyone, even fucking Smokescreen who hasn't been here that long, gives Ratchet after he says" Isn't having 3 humans here enough?"

[godhatesdogwood]

Really, Benni? Calling me that on your blog? And mentioning Oswald? And the fucking URL?

I’m gay and this is my Gay Land, Peewood. I can do what I want here. The URL? Is completely acceptable, my friend.

[lesbiankoby]

au where gregworth woke up in time to kick manfred in the balls and also not die 

[lesbianclaptrap]

just shepard things: telling space mitt romney to go fuck himself

[northernpansy]

Spoilers for got

Ive been saying the whole time they were playing little finger and my dads been like noooo arya hates Sansa and when she turned her head i pUNCHED HIM IN THE LEG

[t-u-r-b-0-f-o-x-o-l-d]

Fucker got stuck in the elevator lmao