#echo.transcripts

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Hugo, two hours after joining QSMP, being so immersed in the qlobal translator's existence that he tried to use it irl to thank his McDonald's deliveryperson

Hugo: Ich hab... Ich hab grade zum Lieferanten "dankeschön" gesagt weil ich dacht'—ich hab mich so dran gewöhnt Deutsch zu reden, weil das automatisch übersetzt wird in QSMP, dass ich dachte, dass—dass meinem Lieferant das dann auch übersetzt wird. Bro! [cut] Digga das—ich erklär's nochmal ganz kurz. Also ich wohn' ja auf Madeira. Und die reden ja hier kein Deutsch. Digga, 'n Lieferant kommt hier hin, ich sag so "hello", ne, da hab—da wusst' ich irgendwie noch ok, Englisch. Bruder auf einmal sie gibt mir ne Tüte und ich sag "danke!" Weil ich— weil ich mit QSMP dachte dass das automatisch übersetzt wird—wird. Ich wa—ich—digga, das is' halt, das triggert dein Gehirn halt komplett.

(translation: I just... I just said "dankeschön" ("thank you" in German) to the deliveryperson because I thought—I'm so used to speaking German, because it's automatically translated in QSMP, that I thought that it would be automatically translated to my deliveryperson. Bro!

[cut] Bro that—I'm gonna explain it again for a sec. So I live in Madeira. And they don't speak German here. Bro, a deliveryperson comes here, I said "hello", like, at that point I still knew okay, English. And brother suddenly they give me a bag and I say "danke!" Because I—because with QSMP I thought it would be automatically translated. I—bro, that's just, that just fully triggers your brain.)

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[Billzo, Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo are all sitting at a table with podcast mics in front of them. There is a pumpkin with a penis carved into it on the table]

Tubbo: Why would you want a cricket up the ass, though? Tommy: Billzo, take it away. Bill: Well. As a bisexual man... [Tommy slaps the table and falls off his chair as they all start laughing]

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Bill: Well as a bisexual man-

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Fit talking about him and Pac "sitting on grass" in a park in Rotterdam

Fit: So anyway, I spent the whole morning just bummin' around. Waiting for Pac to get there. And in the afternoon, Pac finally arrives, right? Pac fi— Pac finally arrives, right. And you know, we chit-chat a little bit, we catch up… And then since it's pretty much just us, and then, uh. Pac was going to introduce me to some of his Brazilian friends and some content creators later in the day. We had some time to kill. We had some time to kill, and we are in the Netherlands, right? So... We… found a public park with a lot of grass. And we sat down and we enjoyed the grass. It just— they got a lot of public spaces, beautiful public parks… It was, um. It was great! It was very relaxing. This is 11pm, by the way. (laughs) This picture was taken at 11pm, because the sun never goes down in the fuckin' Netherlands this time of year. No no, this was actually like, I think this was at… five pm, this photo was taken? Yeah, like 5pm. Yeah, but we touched the grass, it felt very good. It felt very good. Yeah no it was good, it was good, like I said, we are family friendly Christian Minecraft streamers, we were just sitting, on grass. I don't know what you could possibly be insinuating. By us sitting on grass for multiple hours and not getting bored. You know? I—I don't know what— I don't know what you're insinuating, stream chat, you know, that just sounds like a little bit of silliness.

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Phil gives Pac a present <3

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Phil: Here, here's— here's a present, king. [gives him a photo of Fit] Pac: Oh. Ooh! Wow! [does Into Pieces emote] Hooh, nice gift, huh? (laughs) Phli: (cackles) Pac: Man! I— (deep voice) I sall— I shall see my man! Open this door, guards, I— (normal voice) I need to see the— I need to see Fit! Thank you— Woohoo! Fit MC! Wait for me—

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here's one of my favourite pac + ramón clips btw <333

Pac: Okay, let's go. Três, dois, um... (singing "Nana Neném" while Ramón repeatedly crouches on his bed in time to the song) Nana neném que a cuca vem pegar / Papai foi na roça, mamãe no cafezal / Bicho-papão sai de cima do telhado / Deixa o nenenzinho (getting off-rhythm) dormir sossegado Nana neném (laughing) que a cuca vem pegar / Papai foi na roça, mamãe no cafezal / Bicho-papão sai de cima do telhado / Deixa o nenenzinho dormir sossegado [They both jump up and down] Yaaay! (laughs)

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Mumbo: Look, while the sun's setting... This is quite cinematic, really, to be honest with you guys.

(general sounds of agreement)

Jimmy: Oh my gosh! Yeah, this is a moment.

Mumbo: D'you wanna kiss?

Grian: Right, these— wait.

(laughter)

Martyn: Oooo! Wait, what?

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I’ve been laughing at this clip for fifteen minutes 😂

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remember the "I'm not rotten inside, I'm full of cute little organs" clip? I kept watching the VOD and found this little parallel which was likely unintentional but I still thought was neat ^-^

Slime: We're all—We're all floating. Does that mean we're rotten? Does that mean we're rotten, Cellbit? I don't know, I don't know. Felps: Mhm. Cellbit: Maybe we're all rotten inside. Felps: I'm not rotten! Slime: We're all rotten inside. Just rotten people in a rotten world... Felps: (overlapping) Oh no, you are rotten inside. I'm not rotten inside. I'm full of cute... little organs. They're all cute. Cellbit: But they—they can be cute and rotten as well. Felps: But they are cute. Slime: You either sink—

Maxo: (reading Gegg's sign) "Rotten flesh must enter the incinerator." Wow! Cellbit: Wait, Gegg—Gegg wants to— Gegg wants to kill the—kill us all? Gegg's— Gegg, you wanna kill us all? Maxo: (overlapping) Gegg—Gegg is like—

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"It'll always be us three, right?" (OPD 9)

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(Guaxi: I want to pull Kaiser aside here to say:)

Arthur: Hey, Kaiser. Kaiser: Hey. Arthur: I was thinking that… yesterday, when we were in that weird place… I don't remember seeing Joui. Kaiser: …Huh. Yeah, now that you mention it, I don't, either. Should we ask him? Something?

(Luba: I've already arrived here.

Cellbit: You see Joui walking over.)

Kaiser: Joui, uh. You were in the base with us yesterday, right? Joui: I was. Kaiser: And you— But something weird happened to me and Arthur, and we don't remember seeing you after those people invaded the Order. Arthur: I'd noticed in the moment, but I was too desperate to… to say anything. Joui: Kaiser, Arthur, what exactly happened to you? Arthur: Wait, you didn't— You—

(Guaxi: It wasn't— it wasn't a display error, Cellbit, right, that he wasn't there?

Cellbit: No.)

[…]

Arthur: Well, we were talking, and… and suddenly we were taken to a place where the whole world disappeared and it was just me, Kaiser, Erin, Bea, Fernando, and... I think that was it. Kaiser: And Dante. Arthur: And Dante. Joui: But were those masked people there as well? Kaiser: Yeah. Arthur: They were with us. Joui: What did they say? Kaiser: It was us who talked, right? Because I tried to say something and my body automatically said another. Something about "the encounters being rare" and that we just had a question. I think Bea asked if someone had any suggestions, and they said no, and then I woke up.

[…]

Kaiser: So you weren't there? You don't remember this? Joui: I wasn't with you, I was… in another place. Kaiser: What do you mean, another place? What happened? Joui: (sighs) It's complicated to explain, but… You know that it'll always be us three, right? Kaiser: Yeah, I never doubted that, but… Arthur: What are you saying, Joui? Kaiser: What's going on? Joui: (sighs) That we were extremely unprepared. For them, for Kian… For everything. And I want you to know that any decision I make from now on is to protect you two. Do you believe me? Arthur: Always, but… Damn, Joui. Joui: I promise I'll explain. Kaiser: Ok, just… I trust you, Joui, just… take care, and… don't go off the rails.

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[Felps walks up to Cucurucho's podium and crouches next to it. Cucurucho briefly walks away to blow bubbles at other people, and he steps onto the podium.]

Felps (loudly) I am Cucuru-

[Cucurucho turns around and walks back to its podium, blowing bubbles, and Felps turns and runs back to his own podium.]

Cucurucho: No. Felps: (quieter) Okay.

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Tango: Oh, oh, oh, and one more thing, one more thing, listen. I know... I know in the past I have not been the most... shall we say... observant... fella. Those of you that know me might say I miss everything! I'm clueless! I don't even notice anything! And look, I'm no rocket scientist, but... [pans camera to show extremely large moon] That ain't right! Yeah, uh... Yeah, that's, um, that's not even remotely close to right. Why is the moon that big? [flying towards the camera] Eeeeee! [outro music plays]

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may i present: tango, having the single most relatable reaction to Big Moon of any hermit who’s noticed it so far. wait until he notices the earthquakes.

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finished vodding the debate so here's three little Felps and Cucurucho moments from it ^-^

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[Felps walks up to Cucurucho's podium and crouches next to it. Cucurucho briefly walks away to blow bubbles at other people, and he steps onto the podium.]

Felps: (loudly) I am Cucuru—

[Cucurucho turns around and walks back to its podium, blowing bubbles, and Felps turns and runs back to his own podium.]

Cucurucho: No. Felps: (quieter) Okay.

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[Felps stands directly in front of Antoine while Maxo plays soundboard sounds. Cucurucho fires a gunshot at Antoine, which Antoine protests while Felps runs back to his podium and does the "into pieces" emote.]

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Felps: Uh, all the eggs will—will be immortal in... some ways—[zooms in on Cucurucho]—not all the ways, um...

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pirulito shenanigans + dara one-hit kills xande

Chico: I have a lollipop! Dara: You had one.

Luis: Chico starts to look for the lollipop that he'd left hidden. Gary: I look at the skater and go like this. Cellbit: Lírio has it, doesn't he? Carol: No, he gave it to Xande. Cellbit: Ah, okay. Guaxi: I reach underneath my mask like this and I turn, take it out.

Xande: (brightly) Oh, here, Chico, I found it! Chico: (in despair) You were sucking on it! Xande: No... Chico: Aw... Lírio: We opened it to give it to you, Chiquinho, to see if you'd wake up, but you were sleeping. Chico: I don't want it anymore. Xande: Ah. Dara: Are you disgusted [by it]? (Chico nods) I would be too.

Guaxi: (amused) Did I hear that? Carol: (laughing) Cellbit: Yeah. (laughing) Guaxi: (face falls) I'll—I'll just stay frozen here, like this.

Dara: I would [find it disgusting] because of anyone!

Guaxi: I'm not listening anymore. My life's ended. (laughter from the cast as Felps-as-Guizo rubs Guaxi's shoulder)

Lírio: Hey Guizo, Guizo— Guizo: Chill, my friend, it'll be okay. Lírio: Let's watch the movies. Guizo: Ah, the tapes. Okay—

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enjoyed watching Luba during this bit (Cellbit is describing how famous Daniel is according to Kaiser's google search)

Cellbit: You research about Daniel, you find various interviews and a Wikipedia page for him. He was a writer—one of the most famous writers in Brazil, known for various horror books, various stories. He's so famous that he's recognised on the streets by various people. But for some reason— He was known for publishing various books with monsters that were very popular on the internet, some were written about urban legends, and... He mysteriously disappeared from publishing books in 2020 and no one ever talked about him again. Calango: I...

[video description: a screen recording zoomed in on Luba's face with Joui's sprite art overlaid in the corner. He smiles knowingly/proudly and nods along, occasionally stroking his beard, as Cellbit speaks. end description]

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Joe: Like, the— the number one word that I always remember Doc saying in his voice is he said— Like, in America, we have a game called ice hockey. And they also have it in Canada, and in Germany, apparently. But he pronounces it like it's a Japanese word. "Eisokei." Um. And he says, like, "hey, guys, do you want to play Eisokei?" Y— [Doc in game chat: oh god lol Doc: hahahhahahahaa] Joe: (laughs) He will never live that down. He spent, like, thirty minutes trying to explain to us how he built [air quotes] "Eisokei" in Minecraft. And how he wanted us all to play it for this charity event. And we're all like "wait, so what do we do?" and he's like "you have the s— you have the Eisokei sticks, and you hit the— you hit the thing on the ground, the... it's—" and, like, there were certain words, like, I don't know if he couldn't remember "puck"— he might've said "puck", even, but we couldn't process that he was saying "hockey puck." He was like... 'cause it was like "Eisokei puck." Or something. And— and he's like— and he's getting really frustrated, 'cause we're all asking these really stupid questions about how hockey works. Which, he KNOWS we all know what hockey is. But we don't know he's talking about it! And— and it's like— "Wait, so how many teams are there?" "There are two teams in Eisokei." And it's like "okay? There are? Okay, cool. Uh—" (laughs) Like— "How do you get points?" And he— (laughing) It was— And eventually Cleo goes "wait, do you guys not realise he's saying ice hockey?" And we're all like, [covers mouth with hands and gasps] "OHHH! Okay! Yes! That— that tracks." (laughing) Like, I— like— I don't blame Doc for getting frustrated with us, 'cause we were asking the stupidest possible questions about ice hockey. And— and he's just like— "this game is played all over the world." (laughing) [Doc: nerds dont know about sports I though, lol] Joe: And— And the thing is, like, I took five semesters of Japanese, and I'm, like, searching my brain, I'm like "Eisokei, Eisokei, what Japanese games and s— or sports are played all over the world? Eisokei? What is that? Eisokei! Like, I should know this!" (laughs) But no! Yeah. This is— this is why when we have— like, people are like "did you guys have a Hermitcraft meeting today?" It's like, "kinda, it was [air quotes] kind of a meeting", we spent forty minutes trying to figure out what hockey was. (laughing) Like, we're not getting things done! Um... [takes sip of drink] So... yeah. (laughing) Y— y'all give us way more credit than we deserve. Um. Okay. Um. [Doc: very efficient meetings]

Joe: (laughing) Very efficient meetings! Very— We— We're artists! And we're getting along. That's something. I'll take it, y'know? I'll take it. Uh, NiconiBuilds says "that's how Hermitcraft works." It's like, the— (laughing) For very [air quotes] loose definitions of "works." (laughs) As chaotic as things are on front of the scenes, yeah, behind the scenes is... We're having fun. No, it's... it's— (laughing) It's one of my favourite stories about Hermitcraft too.

[Doc: yeah, can't believe how pro we look fromn the outside, lol Doc: hahahaah]

Joe: Because, I— We are all genuinely trying to really ask, like, helpful, insightful questions so that we can do a good job at Doc's charity event. And, and like— We're, but, like— (laughing) We just completely missed what was going on! Like... Like, nobody was— nobody was trolling anybody, right? It wasn't like "oh, this is a story about the time that we got Doc to answer questions about hockey for forty minutes because we're jerks." Like, like— "Doc is doing a charity event, he wants us to help. We wanna help! How can we help? Okay, we're all gonna play Eisokei. Okay, w— how does Eisokei work? Um... And you built this in Minecraft. Wait, okay, so how does this work in Minecraft?" Like, it's— (laughs) It's just great. We have a lot of fun. But the other thing, too, is, nobody was just like, "what? I knew all along!" Y'know, "wha—" Like, everybody was like "oh my gosh. Thank you. Thank you, Cleo, for figuring that out. We're all idiots." We're well-intentioned idiots. (laughing) We're— we're definitely not the most competent people— [Doc: even iskall] Joe: Yeah, even Iskall didn't know what he was saying, and— 'Cause, like, b— a Swedish accent and German accent are not the same. [Doc: and he place hockey as a kid] Joe: Yeah, he played hockey as a kid! And Doc is describing the rules of hockey, and all of us are like "how have I never heard of this?" Like... (laugh/sigh)

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ice hockey and well intentioned idiots

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Nathaniel: (heh) Uh, hi. You. Can I help you? Are you finally going to release me? Did you finally realise you're making a grave mistake you hadn't realised? Hahaha. Joui: (joins in with a fake laugh, then becomes serious) Are you ready to talk yet? Nathaniel: Talk about what? I'm innocent, I don't know what you're talking about, haha. Joui: About the Sect of Masks. Do you have a connection with the mayor? Nathaniel: Masks—what? (laughs) The sect of what? Sorry. Joui: (fake laugh) The Sect of Masks. Nathaniel: Uh... (pause) What do you think you're going to achieve here? Joui: Answers. Nathaniel: (cocks head) I'll give you answers if I get something in exchange. What can you give me? Joui: How about you not being dead by the end of the day? Nathaniel: Dead or not. There's no return because of what you did, boy. Joui: What did I do? Nathaniel: Put me here. It was a grave mistake, you know this. They are coming. Joui: (overlapping) Explain to me why, then. Nathaniel: In the shadows. Joui: They— Nathaniel: When you least expect it.

Cellbit: He leans up against the bars.

Nathaniel: They're gonna get you.

Luba: I get very close to the bars as well. And I say:

Joui: They can try.

(tense silence)

Nathaniel: (kissy sound)

(suppressed laughter)

Kaiser: He's not gonna say anything, Joui. Joui: Wait. What do you want in return? Nathaniel: (overlapping, to Kaiser) Ah, pleasure. (offers hand) I'm Nathaniel.

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"E saber tudo, Beatrice, é perder tudo."

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And it's the creature's turn. In this movement, it grabs Orfeu… (rolling dice) [cracking, ripping noise] It breaks his neck. He stops— he screams desperately [EEEE], and falls, dead.

And Beatrice - the barrier opens. You start to remember. How much Paranormal Exposure do you have right now? (Triz: Uh… 20.) 25 now.

You see yourself. You're not Marked yet. It's the 12th of February 2011. You see a notice in the paper - Arnaldo Fritz, a famous actor, died in a plane accident. This was the man that had been in the orphanage. You ask your mother about him. She seems to dodge the question and avoid answering. (30% Paranormal Exposure.)

The years pass, and you start to notice that Clara is hiding something. You were always very curious, and started to become old enough to notice that she was taking too many "work trips" to just be an ordinary florist. You broke into her room, and you finally found - (40% Paranormal Exposure.) You found a drawer with a moon symbol that she always kept locked. You saw where she was hiding the key for this drawer this time, and decided to open it. You found numerous confidential documents from some kind of secret organisation of paranormal hunters, Ordo Veritatis. Your mother was leading a double life as an agent. She seemed especially interested in the case of the disappearance of Arnaldo Fritz, an old mentor and friend of hers. (50% Paranormal Exposure.)

Your own mother was lying and hiding something from you your whole life. You were furious, confused. You needed to understand more. You needed to know more. The documents had a place of interest that was mysteriously marked. St. Menefreda Orphanage, the orphanage where you grew up. There were various reports about a fire that happened there on the 11th of February 2009, one day before the death of Arnaldo Fritz - one day before it'd been reported to the police. She seemed to be looking for answers, and you also wanted them. You couldn't hold yourself back, you needed to know.

You start to see the memory of you arriving at the destroyed orphanage in 2017. Completely dark, just with a bicycle and a flashlight in this city to know what was happening. Entering the orphanage, you met various orphans that had never abandoned this place, even after the fire. All of them had simple clothing, lived in the dark and were full of tattoos. And one stood out amidst them. You remember him as Leonardo Gomez. He walks in your direction with a smile.

(70%. You see tattoos of text starting to appear on Beatrice's hands and neck.)

"Welcome back, Lilian," he says to you. "I see you came to the orphanage seeking knowledge. Know that you've arrived in the right place."

(You see the tattoos taking over Beatrice's entire body, including her face. 80% Paranormal Exposure.)

You ask, what's going on? What happened with Arnaldo Fritz, who was your mother, what was this Order? He answers calmly, taking you to the orphanage. He says: "Gal, take Lilian to the Deconjuration Room. She needs to know."

(90%. You see Beatrice's skin becoming thin and full of text, the eyes with a whitish tone.)

You see yourself, Beatrice, tied to a tattoo chair, a room full of texts around you. There's creatures, you know now they're Existidos, that surround you, and you're tattooed with horror stories and words of fear. You felt completely connected to the Other Side. You could feel all the knowledge, all the power, all the truth of the Other Side entering your mind. One specific answer starts to appear - the truth. The truth that was hidden within you. A truth so terrible, so terrifying, that it made Clara, your mother, surrender herself when she finally found you and saw what you had become. A truth so horrible that it forced your mother to give herself up to the Escriptas just to learn a ritual to be able to block this memory in your head, to be able to block this knowledge.

But… that block doesn't exist anymore. Orfeu is dead. The ritual was broken, and the door was opened. You remember everything. And to know everything, Beatrice, is to lose everything. And you know.

100% Paranormal Exposure. You no longer exist.

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