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arsenicflame · 1 year

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modern au where ed + jack have spent the last several decades buying izzy the absolute DUMBEST shirts for every occasion- its a competition between them at this point- whoever gets izzy the shirt that makes him groan louder wins. izzy complains about this ridiculous tradition but he secretly loves it, has kept every single shirt, and often even sleeps in them (he will kill anyone who ever finds out)

#i got an ad for one of those super specific shirts and it made me think of this #im just shitposting at this point but its real funny to me #ed tend to favour ultra specific shirts these days while jack tries to find ones with completely absurd or dirty things on them #they know izzy has kept them all (tucked at the back of his closet) because they literally wont let him throw them away but they have no #idea he actually wears them #one of them is gonna find out one day and its gonna be a whole Thing #(im not a writer though so just imagine that scenario for yourself)#nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #Israel hands #calico jack #jack rackham #edward teach #jackedhands #i left it vague but my ideal end to this is some kind of relationship kfhejn #uh. i actually have a couple images so i might rb + add to this in a sec. tags will be included. u know the drill

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