#eddie anon

[weneedatdcharacterwho]

We need a td charater who is a creep. Who's a weirdo. What the hell are they doing here. They don't belong here

-eddie

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[real-total-drama-takes]

Listen I'm just saying Chef dosent deserve Chris,he COULD do better but he just chooses not to.

-eddie

[take-everything-you-can]

1. Eddie convincing you to join the mile high club 2. You and Eddie using your hands to pleasure each other in the back of a movie theater 3. Eddie fucking you in the back of his van during lunch break (school or work, whichever), the rocking of the vehicle and the LOUD moans he's drawing from you making it abundantly clear what's going on. When you two finally finish, get yourselves cleaned up and put back together, and emerge from the van there's a round of applause and cheering from those near enough to see and hear what was going on. Eddie's all kinds of smug, and rightly so. 4. Eddie knocks you up without even trying, and despite him wearing a condom and you being on the pill - and it's twins. Meanwhile, it gets out all over Hawkins that Jason Carver is both impotent and infertile and that 'his' kids are really Billy Hargrove's. Jury is still out on whether Billy and Jason's lady had an affair or used a turkey baster. 5. More Eddie adjacent than Eddie, but... based on this pic of Joel Stoffer (Wayne Munson)... https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjFlOTY2YTUtMWFhNC00M2Q4LThhZDktMDlkZWZmMTMzNzk2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzQ2NDgxMQ@@.V1.jpg -- Wayne is Eddie's actual biological father. Wayne and Eddie's mom had a drunken one-night stand at some point while Al was in jail yet again. Maybe revenge for Al screwing another woman? Anyway, Eddie's mom ends up preggers with Eddie, and she and Wayne both know it's really Wayne's kiddo but for her safety have to pretend it's Al's. 6. During Steve and Nancy's wedding reception, you and Eddie sneak off to fuck in the women's dressing room. Eleven catches you two when she returns to the dressing room to change her heeled shoes for sneakers because her feet are hurting. She hears what sounds to her like someone fighting, and uses her superpowers to rip the doors off the hinges. It doesn't take her long to figure out what's really going on, and she finally understands what Max meant by 'happy screams'.

Thank you for sending so many thots babe #6 I'm not gonna touch on cause anything involving the kiddos in walking in on Eddie or R during smexy time gives me the ick butttttttt. 1-5 I got you babe

1. The second you step into the airport that man is on you ! The second you jokingly ask him about it and see how stuff his posture goes you know what been brewing behind those brown eyes! But the second he steps into the bathroom after you and realized how small his space to move was he hates it instantly and vows that it's only ever happening that once. Yet Everytime you are on a plane together he caves and fits himself back into the tiny bathroom.

2. Thank God the movie theater speakers are loud and ominous as you got him in to see Jennifer's body. But as that lighter flickers over her tounge Eddie starts to shift in his seat as he sees you clench your thighs repeatedly against the popcorn in your lap. So he offers a helping hand one you take without hesitation and offer your own in return meeting his fingers with strokes that are locked in a battle to see who can get who off first.

3. Not the small crowd I'd be so proud yet so incredibly embarrassed if that ever happened to me like yesssss go off queen but no no no ....... You pretty just ask Eddie to take you home and instead he takes you to his house to get your mind off of everyone that was outside the van he lovingly tells you that they won't remember it in a few days time but when he goes down on you you forget instantly.

4. THAT RIGHT THERE 👌 yeah I can see Eddie being a fertile myrtle ... He's just cocky enough boast not knowing that his sperm can withstand gama rays!! I fully believe he is in it for a big family !

Also the Jason story arc is so good I'm fucking dying 😂😂

5. I can't say much here cause I have a baby ficlet similar to this in the works except more fluffy with a different kind of angst for my angieverse but Annie you really pull at my heart strings with this one

6. Stancy is not my endgame but to each his own if Steve ever does settle down with whomever he choses I fully believe eddie is sleeping with a bridesmaid best believe and that's all im saying lol

[princessbrunette]

Wow okay be like that—I guess I'll just take my presence somewhere else 😒

-Eddie Anon

you stay right here sexy

[babygorewhore]

I’m whiney? Has a bad day and suddenly I am no longer of interest in your favor? I’m no alpha male all the time and I’m not ashamed of that. I hope Steve or Jonathan can make you happy, truly. @lesservillain uninvite her from our wedding please. I am being disrespected 😤 -E.M

Then prove me wrong. Then. Make me take it back. Unless you really can’t? Which idk maybe that’s the case. And if you don’t start acting right, I’m gonna steal her from you.

[lokis-army-77]

I think I need a Steve anon since Eddie has been lost. Maybe Stevie or really anyone will treat me better 😔

Also I'm suing for emotional damages. Eddie expect some papers...

[xxbimbobunnyxx]

You want my knot sweet girl? Why don’t you say please. Ask like a good girl and I might just give it to you. -Eddie

Now YOU’RE here too? You guys are just flocking to me rn I swear. Why do you make me.🙄

[loserboysandlithium]

You are a impatient little thing aren’t you. I was coming back. No offbrand Eddie’s are needed. Can I still tell you what I want to do to you or are you going to keep pouting

-Eddie M

DADDY CHILL. 🙄🙄 yes please. But hurry because offbrand Eddie has my heart rn so….

[ddeadly-succubus]

It’s quite alright lovie.

-E.M.🦇

Thanks for understanding

[munson-blurbs]

Good, I love that pretty little smile.

-E.M.🦇

I’ll make sure to smile more often, then. Just for you 💚

[prettyboyeddiemunson]

We could.

-Eddie

oh yeah? *i kiss his cheek, smiling* i would like that

[real-total-drama-takes]

Au where nothing changes but the only thing that dise is that ezekiel wears a comedically lardge hat, no one in the show questions it ever but he just has a comedically lardge hat

Just think of his beanie but like 15x bigger, would show a image but tumbler dosent allow sending images on anon which suckksss bro😭

-eddie

[take-everything-you-can]

How many dicks does one have to suck for an Eddie anon to be all up in my ask ????

[princessbrunette]

I was summoned 😈

-Eddie anon

(I think Tumblr ate my ask 😭)

not an eddie anon omg why do i have an anon for everyone im collecting them like pokemon

[babygorewhore]

Not another word. You pushed the limit bringing her into this. Now we do have a problem. Sit your fucking ass down right now or I swear on your precious whore pussy, I’ll make sure no woman, no man, no person and even I will never touch, rub or fuck it. And you’ll die an ungrateful virgin that’ll be miserable sitting at the dinner table with Jesus himself. -E.M

I- am. I-can-I just-…uhhh…can I-Well. I mean-fuck.

[lokis-army-77]

Nahh. Wanna make it up to me? Let’s see some mouth action between you and Less -E.M

@lesservillain he wants us to kiss