#eden is obsessed yayyy🚔

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accurate me right here (including the "imbicle" part)

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im tweaking sm

kind of an extended post from the one I posted b4 but..

I would DIE for him <3

like, gang this is getting lowk concerning. im obsessing over him, like I cant get him off my mind. its really bad but I just love him so so so so so so sososososoosososososoosososososso much <33333

ive never loved someone like this, THIS much before, its so weird but I love it because I love him, I love him, I love him I love him

and he's not even real.

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i would rip out my heart for him. <3

lowk read the tags lmao!

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meme I thought of lmao (since I saw others like this)

btw when I say Jake is dead I just mean the character, Andy (who plays Jake) is alive :D

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LITERALLY MEEEEEE!!

Did i just finish watching Brooklyn Nine nine for a millionth time: Yea

Did i cry for a millionth time at the ending: ABSOLUTELY

Did i restart it again immediately: You bet !!!

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witterwy my husband (I want him SO SO SO bad)

but he's freaking 40 YEARS OLD canonically by the end of season 8 and Andy is 46 as of posting this

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COMFORT SHOW BRING ME COMFORT NOW!!!!!

i need some

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me to my bestie: SIGHHHH I wish I had a partner...

bestie: don't you already have your "husband"?

me: well yes.

(he's not real though smh😔) btw this is from s2 ep3 "The Jimmy Jab Games"

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WHAT IS UP GANG!!! 🤑🤑🤑 (intro)

ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎ 𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚗/𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚗 ₍^. .^₎⟆

i make moodboards and take requests!! full guide here

𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖/𝙷𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏, 𝙸𝚝/𝙸𝚝𝚜/𝙸𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏, 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚜/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛/𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. (𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎)

gender: genderflux but I use Non-Binary more often

sexuality/romantic orientation: Idk yet (Omnisexual??) but men/mascs are hot that's for sure!

alterhuman labels I use: alterhuman, non human, partial human, copinglink, conceptkin, fictionkin, cambikin

my Youtube channel was disabled/deleted ≽^��⩊╥^≼ (@/edens_antics) but I will be back in February 2026!! follow me on DeviantArt (user: eggberting) and here in the meantime

𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎!:

I'd say I'm a funny fella! Pretty fun to hang around and chat with, I think. I'm FIERCELY loyal to my friends and family and I will rip you apart if you harm them. <3 also I may be mean/pissy at times (obvi) but I will try to be respectful.

I LOVE Brooklyn 99 (Jake Peralta my beloved <333) my goofy ass has watched it 15-20+ times. Cookie run Kingdom fan since 2021! (on and off) uhhhh I also enjoy Roblox and Minecraft from time to time.

Chiikawa and Pusheen casual fan! Wings of Fire fan since 2023. Dungeon Crawler Carl casual fan.

im also a nerd lmao. I love mushrooms, outer space, and the deep sea but also the sea in general.

i also use "also", "low-key" and "!" a lot cause I'm just cool like that :3

𝚖𝚢 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜/𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚜:

I have so many lmao.

Diluted tortie tabby domestic cat, barn owl, tiger, seals, Roz (The Wild Robot), slugs, rain/fog, snakes (cambikin), praying mantis, golden retriever, tsunami (Wings of Fire)

Borzoi and albino bunny copinglink!

(in order of significance)

𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝!:

#edenmeowwws🪻 is general posts, like rants, drawings, updates, etc!

#edenrblgs💜 is for reblogs, obviously lmao

#edenhisses😾 is for angry posts or vent posts

#edenmrrps?🐈‍⬛ is for questions! for example: what are some good tips for public gearing? etc etc

#eden is obsessed yayyy🚔 is mostly for Brooklyn 99 posts lmao. I love this show fr!!

#edensillymaxxing😼 me sillymaxxing cause I'm so silly

#edensmoodboards💟 is for moodborads I've made

#edenscollages💟 is for collages I've made

#edensflags💟 is for flags I've made and/or terms I've coined, although this will probably be mostly flags (I like designing stuff)

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BROOKLYN 99 HEADCANONS!!

woah my hc for b99 yippee

Jake is bi and is def not neurotypical.

Charles DEFINITELY writes fanfic.

Holt officially adopts Jake later.

Jake, Charles, and Rosa love Chappell Roan and do karaoke together.

Gina is pan. and also loves Chappell Roan lmao.

Rosa secretly has a soft spot for animals (kinda canon tho)

uhhhhh I think that's all of em for now! u are free to use these ofc

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currently feeling sh*tty :P

i really need to stop reading Jake Peralta angst smh

im tweakin yet again