#egg’s deranged nighttime posts

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“but basic biology says-”

dont care PSI STARSTORM Ω!!

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*boom boom kerpow kablooey*

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OOOOOOOOH

WHO LIVES IN A BLACK EGG ABOVE THE CITY?

THE SEALED VESSEL!

PERFECT AND HOLLOW AND AS PURE AS CAN BE!

THE SEALED VESSEL!

IF DREAMING NO MORE BE SOMETHING YOU YEARN

THE SEALED VESSEL!

THEN DESCEND TO THE DARK AND FLOP LIKE A WYRM!

THE SEALED VESSEL

THE SEALED VESSEL

THE SEEEEEEAAAALED

VESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

deedlee deet doo deet de dee

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call me 128oz the way i convert to a gal

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i think my mike should be more known to the world hes perfect tumblr sexyman material

MAKE MICHAEL PHONE POPULAR ITLL BE FUNNY

“TH3 L1GH7’S 4LL 4ROUND US MY FRI3ND. Y0U JU2T H4V3 T0 0P3N Y0UR 3Y3S.”

-Micheal phone, probably

“FRE3DOM IS A W0ND3RFUL 7HING, IS I7 NOT? I7’S SUCH A D4MN SHAM3 YOU’R3 ALL S0 BLIND TO 1T!”

-Also Mike

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im PSI Rockin’ my Gutsy Bat if you know what i mean

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no context

(featuring @satelite-kun-main)

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imagine if in tt corporate clash instead of bosses’ heads spinning around and dying their nuts span around and gave them testicular torsion

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i will not be posting art in the meantime

i am pregnant

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yall ever stim so hard you cum

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i step on the creaky floorboard in the saloon so people actually acknowledge my pitiful existence for once

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imagine getting stabbed to death by kris from deltarune and they create a dark fountain inside your guts

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man im so glad the grimace shake thing is over

everytime someone wanted a grimace shake they forced me to bleed out into the cup because “it adds flavor”

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has nobody ever thought to give kumatora an osohe cape

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ball

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i cant think of any good deranged nightime posts uhm uhhh hmm uhhhhh oh no uhhhhhhh PENIS! PENIS DICK AND BALLS! VAGINA! PUSSY! FUCKING PENIS! BIG BALLS!!!!!!

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dw guys ill say really fucked up shit here so that 6-7 years into the future if i become big and popular you can cancel me