#eliot's growly voice is sex

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Also really want to note the pure sex in that smolder.

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Just watched the Underground Job and this scene popped out to me. Hardison had pulled Eliot into a hug. Eliot did his usual shove and grumble. But then he turns back and smiles.

Not sure if Hardison was still watching or if he had turned around. But more proof that Eliot secretly loves Hardison's hugs.

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Thoughts while watching Nigerian Job:

Nate never solved the theft from Paris in 2003

Parker pulls the glass off the window, then just drops it down X amount of stories to the ground.

Parker is "Hardison". Watching the cameras, activating elevators, etc.

The lock code thingy is kinda old tech. Did Nate give that to Hardison to use? Just like the original "VH1" comms

"Clear the zone and use Hardison as bait"

The smile between Hardison and Eliot when the lock clicks and the doors open.

If they had the "Burn scam" contingency, why was Eliot so quick to decide to abandon Hardison and Parker inside the building.

Did Hardison and Eliot watch each other change clothes? But then respectfully turn away when Parker pulls off her shirt.

Eliot's accent.

The OT3 already working so cohesively as a unit.

Hardison just effortlessly catches the cane when Parker tosses it.

They just instinctively give Parker the front seat. Manners are so ingrained in both of them.

Parker with the hard truths (you are now. Black king instead of the white knight)

An abandoned building after you stole for him. Oh come on Nate, you're experienced and jaded enough to smell a set up a mile away. That was just sloppy on your part.

Eliot with the reluctant "safety's on". Nate, you cockblocker, he was being a badass, not flinching with a gun pointed at him. He was trying to impress his new crush.

How is it not known by now to everyone in the game that Eliot doesn't like guns? Does the lack of bullet holes in his victims mean nothing to anyone?

Damn, but Nathan was quick on the drawl when he heard Parker's gun being cocked.

"My special angry place"

Nathan, your maniacal laugh is fucking terrifying. Never do it again

The slow dawning on each of their faces web they realize it's a set up.

Nate was still inside when the building exploded?

Who gave Hardison his gun back? He's holding it in his right hand as they are thrown from the force of the blast

"You don't like hospitals?" Really Eliot. Bless.

So Eliot doesn't look too badly injured that he couldn't have gotten away by now. You big softie. Connections are already established. They are your people now.

"I don't trust these guys"

"Do you trust me"

Hardison's dramatics over the vomit

Hardison lifted a phone as well. In the Hot potato job, eliot snarks at Hardison "One good lift in three years" so does that mean Eliot never knew about this lift?

They automatically switch phones. Parker sends Nate the flip. Hardison gets the smart phone.

Hardison with the smirky selfie

Eliot fucking growled.

"Walk it off. Get inside. Get inside."

Hardison with his dramatic ass salute and speech. He's so extra.

"I'm gonna beat Dubonich so bad even people who look like him are gonna bleed." Eliot that is the lamest threat I've ever heard baby. Third graders have harsher one liners than that.

"And why didn't you see it coming" burn him Parker

"What's in it for you?"

"He used my son."

The fallen faces after Nate reveals his reason. No matter what anyone says, Parker had feelings and sympathy even in the first episode.

So Nate just knows where Sophie is. Just by clear happenstance.

I will NEVER not love the team's faces when they are watching Sophie's acting

No the children certainly weren't eavesdropping on mom and dad having a sexually charged conversation.

"No that would be very wrong"

Boy you ain't fooling nobody with that shtick

Nate impressing Eliot with his airplane design knowledge drop

The OT3 reaction to Nate's vague plan

The way the camera slowly rises to show IT Eliot is *chef's kiss*

Did they make his hair greasy? Bahahaha.

The mismatched tie/shirt

Eliot you are ruining all other men for this poor woman.

Eliot having that conversation with Nate. But pushing the wrong button and Nate lashing out.

Nate is chaotic energy with his "distraction"

Oh man i forgot Parker ziplined Sophie down to the lobby area.

So Nate just carries around a collapsible nightstick? Don't we all.

"You have a glow."

How absolutely Corporate America to tell the FBI it's a private party. White male privilege

"Sir i can take your underpants."

Big dick energy

Holy crap. That's a lot of money.

Hardison trying to explain the stock market to Sophie. "I'm just very good at what i do."

The look Parker gives Hardison and Eliot when she says "i already forgot your names"

Sophie repeating Parker's earlier statement "black king, white knight"

(Sorry for weird formatting. I was taking notes on my phone memo pad while watching.)

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Eliot you lil shit.

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I don't think I've ever watched The Boiler Room Job before. I enjoyed it immensely. But especially loved this character Eliot played.

Also, for my apparent knife kink, that nice jungle machete.

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I remember watching this episode when it aired and being blown away by his voice.

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Funny little parallel.

Character growth?

Another sign he's one of the good guys now?

Very interesting.

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Okay but how did Eliot know where to find Quinn in the Last Dam job?

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I can't seem to screenshot from the ElectricNow app, but the face that Eliot makes when Hardison disables his remote control car and how he keeps trying to get it to work is Precious.

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So I love nothing more than fucking with people. Especially at work.

So today we're just standing around outside and they start talking about snakes.

In my most casual voice, I look several of my coworkers, including my GM, in the eye and tell them

"you know, if you eat a snake's heart, you consume it's soul."

They all freak the fuck out, my GM was like that's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

My friend, Grace, was like that's some horcrux shit.

I never did tell them it was a line from my favorite TV show.

They all just think I'm fucking creepy as hell now.

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I love how annoyed Eliot gets when people mispronounce Jacques "it's pronounced Jack" in the Blue Line job.

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Watching the Inside Job and i swear, Eliot's growly voice is sex. The only sex i will ever need.