#emotionally and physically unscathed and making someone else’s day better or easier but I genuinely do not care abut anything but my money

[sweet-jolly-fucken-ranchers]

I encourage lying to customers whenever you can get away with it (as long as it doesn’t throw your coworkers under the bus) and stealing from your job if you earn min wage. Putting an extra bag in the bin when we do wastage to catch the unopened food and leave it so I can take it home and either give it to my old coworkers for free at previous workplaces or give it to hungry people on the street (I don’t donate it to food banks because it’s usually not accepted if it’s going OOD same day and they’re closed when I finish work)

if you come in to a store 15 mins before closing we should be allowed to maim you in some way or at least call you a cunt. Sorry you have the time management skills of a fucking squirrel but no you don’t *need* a three shot latte with vanilla, two cortados, a brownie frappe and four paninis at 5pm. go fuck yourself I’m not joking

I work in a hospital and I only extend sensitivity and kindness to interns, doctors and nurses who are either just starting their 12 hour shift or finishing one when we close and yes they get freebies I won’t charge you for syrup if nobody is looking

customers who come up to where drinks are handed out and order there and then get pissy when I tell them to join the queue? electric chair

customers who spend all their time in the queue on their phones and then when I ask them what they want at the till and they act all flustered and laugh it off like hahahahahaha I am going to kill my self (my best friend literally had somebody hold their finger up to him when he asked what they wanted at the till because they were texting someone and I felt the rage from the other side of the room)

CUSTOMERS WHO WHEN YOU CALL OUT THEIR DRINK X3 ARE ON THE PHONE OR HAVING A CONVERSATION IGNORE OR DONT HEAR YOU SO YOU PUT THE DRINK DOWN AND. START A NEW ONE AND THEY PUSH IN WHEN YOURE TALKING TO ANOTHER CUSTOMER TO BE LIKE “IS THIS MY DRINK??? IM IN A RUSH OI OI” I WILL DESECRATE YOUR CORPSE

children who order their hot chocolate with a please and thank you mysteriously get two more extra marshmallows than they ordered I love you sweetie pies

children who scream and shout and knock over the reusable cups and don’t respond to their parents when they ask if they want marshmallows get put in the milk fridge and forgotten

customers who when I ask if they want a medium (standard) size respond with “yes” and then pause “the smallest you do” so I ask if they want a small instead and they go “hmmm no medium is fine” and then when I go past the point of being able to modify the order for some stupid fucking reason (not their fault not my fault only the fault of the company that doesn’t want to risk employees voiding off at will and losing them money) they change their mind “oh I’ll have a small actually teehee” I am,,,,, no words only angry

company that won’t give their employees free lunch or free coffee outside of the four standard core drinks (no syrups or alt milk except soy) but will do a “free iced drinks” promotion at the height of British summer with said understaffed underpaid and overworked employees die in a fire challenge