#empyrealove

[fferal-archive]

@fiddlingonthetympanic ( and @empyrealove ) is ( are ) the evil brains behind this anon:

A coupon for Spirit Halloween--new! By the Detroit Gate! - flutters delicately at his feet. Wow! Twenty percent off! Also, Angela and Woolf are business partners now, so that's great.

No, it's not great. It's a pain in Fang's ass when his it's-complicated-sort-of-long-term-relationship pairs up with his worstie in the effort of perpetuating the lowest common denominator of seasonal merchandise.

( Yeah, he looks around first before he picks it up and tears it apart. Can't be too careful with either of those two. )

"I can get a better zentai suit from any fetish site online," he mumbles, kicking at the scraps.

[defyxoblivionmoved]

@empyrealove​

“I really didn’t expect this.“ No, yes, he did. Which is why the alarms in his lab were going off. Since the issue where he’d been knocked out and abducted by a skrull he had detectors and alarms all over. 

“I’m not sure why you’re here,“ he said while picking up the Cosmic Cube. Really gotta stop leaving this out in the open. “But I’m not a fan of skrulls sneaking up on me.“

[hexsrealityarchived2]

Lyric Starter Post ⤷ Always Accepting!!

☽◯☾┄─ ❝ When tomorrow comes you'll wish you had today ❞

@empyrealove || Strawberry Switchblade-Since Yesterday

[gammaragee-archived]

@empyrealove​​ : ❛ if you tell me yours, i’ll tell you mine. ❜

𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 / Accepting!

Well, when she puts it like that, okay, the worst...? ❝ There was this girl I dated in college, first girl I ever dated really, named Susan, we could never make it past second base, she gets fed up after a while, and during one make-out session she blows up, calls me a baby, and I'm pretty sure smacked me ❞  

[sucksit-archive1]

@empyrealove​ liked for a starter

🔊 -- mie gimmie a man after -- 🔊

Space disco! Space disco! Yaaay!

Vampi’s here to have fun. Yeah, Earth is nice and all but it helps to clear her head and take a breath of fresh oxygenless void. Meet some people, maybe bite them, or get cozy, or play a mean game of (unintelligible).

Actually, Vampi has met the woman she’s got her arm slung around; she doesn’t know it, though, on account of her having a different face here.

“Lemme buy you a drink. Let me guess...” she purses her lips, giving her a look over, “hydrophilic glorp syrup with a shot of oxidized carbon?”

[arxchnoverturea]

+ @empyrealove​ liked for a starter ! 

+ “ I’m not HEARING a lot of EXPLANATIONS right now , and I’m LOSING all my PATIENCE over it . “ 

[doorinthefloor]

@empyrealove​

“... so I really don’t get a choice in this, huh? I actually have to attend some of these parties that other supes throw? But, like, why? It’s like dealing with a bunch of teenagers that think I’m ready to drop my panties because they also have powers. --and I can’t say anything otherwise. Like, I can’t believe they still manage to have things so tight lipped about my movies. Like we had Doppleganger doing the ones I didn’t want to... up until the accident. But shit, that new shapeshifter is doing a great job pretending to be me.”

One gloved hand brushes back through her long blonde locks, “But like-- people wanna know why I’m so fucking mean-- maybe ask before grabbing my ass? Like, is this a fucking punishment?? Some way to try and get me to learn to handle my anger??? You’ve seen my list, Ana! I have, what, like a whole ten supes I’m willing to film with? One’s been dead for ages, one is untouchable, one I think I’d rather punch half the time, one’s actually in the business, and I kinda lost track after that-- seeing I had to choose from a binder that had headshots? --and codenames? You know the one that looked like a fucking set up for ‘Guess Who?’”

She spins in the office chair she’s sitting in-- her size making it almost seem like a cartoon prop. “Can’t you find a way to get me out of this? Anything at all? I’ll take community cleanup over a part I don’t want to be at.” Her spins come to a slow stop with her facing her personally assigned Talent Relations employee. “Isn’t there and oil spill somewhere off a coast I can go clean up?” She suddenly sits up straight, “CAN WE HAVE MY STAND IN GO INSTEAD!?” She almost slams her hands on the desk between them-- but stops just short.

[iamdarcylewis]

@empyrealove said: "Darcy, what do you know about Aliens? Ones that DON'T look like Male Models, I mean."

"I know about Dark Elves and I hate them, they're not hot male models."

[goreverine-archive1]

@empyrealove​ sent an ask: "Do you like Mario Kart? Who's your driver of choice? I bet you like Waluigi."

“Ugh, I have never played a videogame in my life.”

Pause. Sheepishly: “Daisy.”

[fferal-archive]

@empyrealove sent an ask: "WORSTIE! Where have you been!?"

He's annoyed. He's in his place, sitting there on that overly expensive white couch with a thicc cup of espresso, and he's annoyed.

Siiip.

"After I bailed on fucking you, I paid a space-wizard to do some magic whatever on me to make me undetectable." Good times. He adds, "Just to you, though. He told me it would be forever, not just thirty Earth days. Ugh."

"Also, get the fuck out, Angela. Can't you see I'm trying to unwind?"

[brokentoys]

@empyrealove​ ASKED:

Vibe tests?

“  NEVER.  My  vibes  are  ALWAYS  impeccable  !  ”

[sugaredjoy]

❀ @empyrealove​ sent:  ∆ HEAL ∆ + ∆ STOP ∆ (from lana): you don't have to go all the way home, bubblelove. stay, let me try to make the pain go away. 

∆ HEAL ∆ - sender treats a wound on the receiver’s hand   &   ∆ STOP ∆ - sender grabs the receiver’s hand to stop them from going somewhere

[  she’s used to injury.  it came with the profession.  there’s only so much punching one can do to a monster without ending up with some kind of injury.  there’s a few light bruises forming here and there, as well as a cut over her knuckle that’s throbbing horribly.  it throbs worse when she’s jerked to a stop by lana grabbing her injured hand.  her fingers twitch slightly in the other’s warm grip.  a slight confused look creases her brows as she looks at lana.  ]   ❝ i didn’t know you had healin’ powers, la. ❞

[gulkiytsikada]

@empyrealove​ sent:  *holds vidya's hand* 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 -  a  starter  where  our  muses  are  fake  dating.

—         THERE’S THE URGEto detangle her hand from nadia’s.  the touch is an irritant.  not because of nadia, just in general.  she’s playing an act though and there’s no pulling out of this; such is the way of undercover work.  vidya’s tongue presses against the top of her mouth, trying to keep her jaw from tightening, from gritting her teeth.  she lifts the glass to her lips, not caring what alcohol is in it.  her eyes scan the room. 

❝ it has been nice talking to you.  we have to go. ❞   vidya’s words are quick, russian accent barely hidden.  she squeezes nadia’s hand, a warning to not argue.  ❝ now. ❞   a turn on heel, dragging the other off with her. 

[doorinthefloor]

Submitted by @empyrealove​ --

"Miss Jacobs look! It's so fuzzy!"

"Oh my God, Ana, it's adorable. If this is what it was like in my messages? Everything would be great. --Oh, but you should see my big, fuzzy cock..."

“... I mean... she’s a hen but...”

[sucksit-archive1]

@empyrealove​:

"Vampi, where can I get one of those fetch deep-v, boob window singles you and your kin wear? And do they come in purple?" 

“Oh, they’re just Drakulonian clothes! I can sew one up for you, if you really want it. Fair warning, though, people might mistake you for one of us and, I don’t know, freak out about it.”

[goreverine-archive1]

@empyrealove​​​ liked for a suggestive text:

💬 AWFUL WOMAN: i can’t get you out of my head. 💬 AWFUL WOMAN: you were in my dreams yesterday night. real steamy. 💬 AWFUL WOMAN: you are SO annoying.